1000 Clues You Play Civilization V Too Much.

Glassmage · May 22, 2012

235: You denounced your best friend for eating the last chocolate chip cookie. Yes, actually say "I denounce you".

Pisskop · May 22, 2012

236: You tell you history professor that Monty, Cathy, and Caeser formed a DOF in the year 200 b.c, and get mad when he laughs.

237: You want Obama to befriend the Vatican for its bonus(culture).

238: You look for the octagon that encompasses your house.

Bergerperson · May 22, 2012

234: You avoid making friends because they’ll end up extorting you of your wealth and resources, while getting mad when you deny them these.

Pisskop · May 23, 2012

Bergerperson said:
234: You avoid making friends because theyll end up extorting you of your wealth and resources, while getting mad when you deny them these.

Just sell them it for one lump sum, dow them the next day, then take it back.

askia53 · May 25, 2012

235: In 2049, you write to your government leader telling them to be sure to pick the "wait, just 1 more turn" option when January 1, 2050 comes along, so the world doesn't end.

Pisskop · May 25, 2012

236: Since all trade is conducted intranationally, you scoff at other nation's economic troubles...

237: You go to the hospital to buy your apples.

238: Why is the world focused on Iran's/Korea's nuclear programs when India is the one with the itchy finger?

Gucumatz · May 25, 2012

239. You bombard your customers with a rock in order to get a promotion. Then proceed to pick medic.

Heerlo · May 26, 2012

240:You think of Civ5 when you see rocks on a sidewalk that are shaped like Civ5 tiles.

This actually happened to me.I was walking on a sidewalk that had rocks that were shaped like Civ5 hexes.I told my family that they get to move twice per turn.Then we got to a place that had square tiles, and it was like Civ4 instead.

CivCube · May 26, 2012

241. Your holy trinity is the Meier, the Soren, and the Holy Gabe.

242. You're the director of the community production of "The Merchant of Venice". Your revisions are...less than desirable.

Antonio said:
Thou know'st that all my fortunes are at sea;
Neither have I money nor commodity
To raise a present sum: therefore go forth;
Try what my credit can in Venice do:
Patronage rack'd, even to the finisher,
To furnish thee to Mining, to fair Theology.
Go, presently inquire, and so will I,
Where money is, and I no question make
To have it of my unit upkeep or CS Ally's sake.

CivRulez07 · Jun 12, 2012

243. You are helping your parents with their garden by putting up chicken wire, and think of CiV when you realize that the wire is essentially a bunch of hexes put together.

headcase · Jun 12, 2012

244. You think everything, including the game itself, was made by hitting an anvil with a hammer enough times.
245. You were an atheist who became deeply religious after Gods and Kings was announced.
246. Back when Google Maps told you to canoe across the Atlantic when asking for directions from one side to the other, you took them seriously.
247. You wonder how an island nation like Japan has such a high population without some sort of Lighthouse UB.

aceflamingo23 · Jun 16, 2012

248. you turn on the hall lights at night to prevent mobs from spawning

Bergerperson · Jun 16, 2012

aceflamingo23 said:
248. you turn on the hall lights at night to prevent mobs from spawning

Isn’t that closer to Minecraft?

Pisskop · Jun 16, 2012

Barbs in this game are little better...

249. Minecraft mod! Uber up barbs w/undead spears/archers, aggressive squid, and creepers! Warcraft iii vs. Tactics Ogre vs. Minecraft!

AfterShafter · Jun 16, 2012

250 - you've perfected a system of doing work where you play a defined number of turns, then do a defined amount of work, with different quantities of each varying by age.

Though I guess that starts with Civ II, not Civ V...

geebo · Jun 18, 2012

251. you refer to CIV as 'crack', 'the crack', and/or the 'the pipe' [pimp]

PreLynMax · Jul 3, 2012

252) You laugh out loud in at your buddy's face and say "Bring it, <snip>" when they do #235.

play civ 5 · Jul 4, 2012

46. You have to hit your giant 5 by 10 "End Turn" button made out of plastic every night before you can go to sleep.

Brenador · Jul 17, 2012

253. You go to a store and try to purchase something with Faith.
254. You pray really hard so you can get enough faith to purchase that big-screen TV you always wanted.
255. You think that China and India should have massive unhappiness with their huge populations.
256. To you, modern warfare involves massive frontal assaults by mobile SAM's.
257. You are afraid to go anywhere near a citadel because it will cost you 30 hit points.
258. You think that hospitals feed people.
259. You tell your boss to hire religious employees, because each religious worker adds +1% to the productivity of your office.

animalguy · Jul 17, 2012

Pisskop said:
238: Why is the world focused on Iran's/Korea's nuclear programs when India is the one with the itchy finger?

LOL, too true. Curse Ghandi and his itchy finger! :lol:

1000 Clues You Play Civilization V Too Much.

The Desert Flame

Goblin Axeman

An actual Canadian

Goblin Axeman

Chieftain

Goblin Axeman

JS, secretly Rod Serling

Jedi Master Hearlo

Spicy.

Warlord

Limit 1 Facepalm Per Turn

Chieftain

An actual Canadian

Goblin Axeman

Deity

Prince

Your Lord and Master

Chieftain

Warlord

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