Omega124
Challenging Fate
I make my flashy debutante in this round, complete in pimped out dress :3
6: Unfortunately it's tear gas. More unfortunately, you trip on a rock, leading to overexposure. You start this round 15 hitpoints short and disoriented, suffering a -2 penalty to all rolls.Seon said:I make a reappearence by jumping out of a smoke screen.
16: Any player that fails to respond in this round will lose 10 hitpoints per missed turn.NinjaCow64 said:I aid the Brotherhood of Dodge by creating a biological weapon that targets and kills inactive players.
18: You join as Christospikune Twohundba, communist dictator of Hellenic Namibia.christos200 said:Can I join?
11 (15): You're made honourary leader of a Tadjik clan.hoplitejoe said:I peacefully bring Afghanistan under the brutal rule of the Rhino Socialist Paradise by regailing stories of my many victories.
15 (18): Putin laughs at your feeble attempt to dethrone Russia's rightful Czar. You patiently remind him who lifted the country out of pariah status, and hint ever-so-threateningly that one word from you could make all those pesky Chechen rebels return with double force. He begrudgingly concedes to permit your campaign. Fervent supporters donate $1200 to cover your expenses.Red_Spy said:Now that I'm in Moscow, announce my intent to run for office.
15: Like the hyenakin you secretly are, you steal juKar-C's jeep, laughing maniacally.Ailedhoo said:Aile Dhoo summons himself to this realm!
4: You open a portal to Mobius: Total Chaos. So long as it remains active you suffer -1 SAN, and will probably be held responsible for anyKinich-Ahau said:I open a portal to Xibalba.
20: You stride out into the African savanna sporting an elegant yet surprisingly durable dress that provides +2 to basic defence and +2 to social interaction, and a huge-ass sword from Fire Emblem that provides +2 to mêlée combat.Omega124 said:I make my flashy debutante in this round, complete in pimped out dress :3
3: You slither right onto that huge-ass sword, suffering immediate 18 damage and ongoing -8 hitpoints from internal bleeding.SouthernKing said:I slither out of the sky and proceed to swallow Omega124 whole
1: The rest of the air force responds.Terrance888 said:With the fighters down I land my airplane onto Air Force One to replace the current president with myself.
20 (19): this round will never end, will it???CivCube said:I give Thorvald enough stamina and focus to handle an infinite number of Roll To Dodge posters.
I also get a job in graphic design and/or the arts in general.
3 (7): Turns out you're not as fluent in Spanish as you thought. The audience misinterprets your speech as defending ludicrous prices for critical pharmaceuticals, and popular approval plummets. You now suffer a -1 penalty to statesmanship.Dhoomstriker said:I go on a country-wide tour of Mexico's hospitals, giving an academic, yet motivational, medical talk to select medical practitioners about my condition, thereby sharing knowledge and thanking my people for their continued hard work.
15:CivGeneral said:I find a locksmith to unlock the handcuffs for me....
(Can't believe I'm participating in this game -_-)
4: You open a portal to Mobius: Total Chaos. So long as it remains active you suffer -1 SAN, and will probably be held responsible for any powergaming eldritch abominations that emerge.
15: Like the hyenakin you secretly are, you steal juKar-C's jeep, laughing maniacally.