Here it is!
Pre-Flight - Turn 200 (850AD)
The Mayans are being served with an eviction notice. Next stop, the history books.
Shuffle some units to press the attack on the Mayans.
Bombard Tikal - 9 cats/1 treb hit 3 times and reveal 2 vet muskets.
IBT - The Dutch gather a fleet by Samarra. Silly Willy.
Turn 201 (860AD)
At Tikal the arty goes 3 for 10.
16/16 AC vs 3/4 musket - win, -3hp. 13/16 AC vs 2/4 musket -win, -2hp. 11/16 AC vs 4/4 LB - win, -1hp. Capture city. 3 Resisters (of 3).
Move 4th Cav on Nanking. Advance cavs to make a strike at Quirigua.
Rush army for 1220gp.
IBT - The Dutch land 1 LB next to 3 cavs and a stack of 3 cannons. Not the best invasion ever planned.
Turn 202 (870AD)
Madrid: Army=>Army
Salamanca: Cav=>Cav
Our palace receives a second level to the west wing and east wing.
Name new army the 6th Cav. Load with 3 cavs.
Cannons go 3/3 on LB, 4/4 cav vs 1/4 LB - flawless win.
Cannon pings the drop-off Galleon to 2/3.
Battle for Nanking - 12/13 4th Cav vs 3/3 musket - win, -1hp. 11/13 4th Cav vs 3/3 musket - win, -1hp. 10/13 4th Cav vs 4/4 spear - win, -1hp. Capture city and sink a galleon - really, guys? You might want to invest in something more useful in a land war than a galleon. 3 Resisters (of 4).
China is down to 5 cities.
IBT - Bunch of LBs run around. Another Dutch galleon sails towards Samarra. Give it up guys.
Turn 203 (880AD)
Tikal: Worker=>Worker
Pharsalos: Settler=>Settler
Build an embassy with the Hittites for 94gp.
Give the Hittites Dyes and Gems to go to war with the Dutch. I want them to take Groningen so we don't have to ship our units down to the city. It will take a while to get to their islands anyway.
Battle for Quirigua - cats manage 5 hits and redline both muskets. 10/12 5th cav vs 1/3 musket - win, -1hp, promote 10/13. 10/13 5th cav vs 1/4 musket - flawless win, capture city. 2 resisters (of 2).
5/5 cav vs 3/3 LB outside Alicante - flawless win.
New formed 6th cav cuts it teeth on two Dutch LB - both die flawlessly and promote 13/13.
Advance on Chicen Itza. Mayans have 4 cities remaining.
Swap some cities from cannons to settlers to fill gaps and bring down unit costs.
IBT - Dutch send out a LB but it keeps its distance from Beijing. Another suicidal Dutch LB is dropped by Logrono. Two Mayan LB suicide on a Cav, redlining it before it promotes elite.
Turn 204 (890AD)
Athens: Settler=>Settler
Toledo: Cav=>Cav
Leon: Cannon=>Settler
Start by bombing the suicidal LB into the red. 4/4 cav vs 1/4 LB - flawless win.
Cats go 2/2 at Chichen Itza and reveal a 4/4 musket and at least two 3/3 muskets.
Upgrade a horse to cav for 150gp.
Found Alcorcon deep in Mayan territory to open a path to Chichen Itza.
Concentrate armies in Mayan lands.
IBT - More LB shuffle. Another Dutch ship sets sail to drop a LB no doubt.
Turn 205 (900AD)
Valencia: Cav=>Cav
Seville: Cav=>Cav
Bonampak: Worker=>Wealth
Pamplona: CH=>Barracks
Quirigua deposes us. It receives a 3/3 spear.
Cats go 4/10 at Chichen Itza. There are at least 5 muskets but only one 4/4 (now 3/4).
13/13 6th cav vs 3/3 musket - win, -4hp. 9/13 6th cav vs 3/3 musket - win, -2hp. 7/13 6th cav vs 3/4 musket - win, -3hp. 17/17 2nd AC vs 2/3 musket - win, -5hp. 12/17 2nd AC vs 2/4 musket - win, -3hp. 13/13 4th cav vs 2/3 musket - win, -2hp.
Capture city & GW. 11 Resisters (of 11). So that's how they are going to play it.
Battle for Lagartero - 10/13 5th cav vs 4/4 musket - win, -3hp. 16/16 3rd AC vs 3/3 musket - win, -4hp. 12/16 3rd AC vs 3/3 musket - win, -1hp. Capture city. 9 Resisters (of 10).
Battle for Quirigua - 14/14 1st Conquistadors vs 3/3 spear - flawless win. Capture city. 1 Resister (of 1).
14/14 1st Conquistadors vs 3/3 LB in the open - win, -2hp.
Mayans are down to 2 cities.
Rush a Caravel for 44gp. Send Cavs to Teruel to rendezvous with the caravel to invade Dutch island.
IBT - Dutch land a rifle this time. Much more interesting.
4/4 LB suicide on a 5/5 sword camped on a mountain, -1hp.
Turn 206 (910AD)
Nineveh: Worker=>Wealth
Uruk: Settler=>Caravel
Vitoria: Caravel=>Caravel
Cannons drop rifle to 1/4 - 4/4 cav vs 1/4 rifle - flawless win, promote elite.
4/4 cav vs 4/4 LB - flawless win, promote elite.
Cannons redline a traveling LB - 5/5 cav vs 1/3 LB - flawless win.
IBT - Arabia wants to talk. They want to trade WM. No thanks.
The Dutch want to talk. No thanks.
The Dutch land a horseman; a downgrade from a rifle.
Turn 207 (920AD)
Knossos: Cannon=>Worker
Lagartero deposes us. It gets a 3/3 spear for defense. Not going to cut it.
10/16 3rd AC vs 3/3 spear - win, -1hp. Capture Lagartero. 8 Resisters (of 8).
Battle for Yaxchilan - 13/13 4th Cav vs 4/4 musket - win, -2hp. 11/13 4th Cav vs 4/4 musket - win, -2hp. 10/13 6th Cav vs 3/3 musket - win, -1hp. Capture city. 6 Resisters (of 6).
5/5 cav vs 3/3 LB - flawless win.
Cannons redline invading Dutch horseman. 5/5 Cav vs 1/4 horsemen - win, -3hp.
5/5 sword vs 3/4 LB - win, -1hp.
IBT - Dutch land another LB at Suicide Lane.
Turn 208 (930AD)
Salamanca: Cav=>Cav
Zaragoza: Cav=>Cav
Cannons redline suicide LB - 4/4 cav vs 1/4 LB - flawless win.
Battle for Palenque (last Mayan city) - 13/13 5th cav vs 4/4 musket - flawless win. 10/13 6th cav vs 4/4 musket - win, -7hp. Ouch. 9/13 4th cav vs 3/3 musket - win, -2hp. Capture city & 3 slaves.
And the Mayans are history.
We now have ivory - our 8th luxuries.
Advance cats, trebs & cannons on Eindhoven.
Shuffle units. First batch of cavs head towards Dutch island.
IBT - zzz
Turn 209 (940AD)
Barcelona: Cav=>Cav
Corinth : Settler=>Worker
Santiago: Cav=>Cav
Battle for Eindhoven - arty completely misses. Hold off the attack.
14/14 1st Conquistadors vs 4/4 LB - flawless win.
Rush army at Madrid for 1068gp.
Drop first load of Cav on Dutch island.
Rush a Caravel for 116gp.
IBT - Dutch shuffle men & ships.
Turn 210 (950AD)
Madrid: Army=>Army
Argos: Cav=>Cav
Murcia: Cav=>Cav
Teruel: Caravel=> Caravel
Almeria: Cannon=>Settler
Arty has the exact reverse luck at Eindhoven and redlines both defending rifles. 5/5 cav vs 1/3 Rifle - win, -2hp. 4/4 cav vs 1/4 rifle - win, -2hp. 4/4 cav vs 4/4 LB - win, -1hp. Capture city and sink at least one galleon in port. Also steal 113gp. Wow. 5 Resisters (of 5).
Unload next batch of 2 cavs and 1 cannon on Dutch island. Ship chain is starting to form.
Create the 8th cav army.
5/5* MDI vs 3/4 LB - win, -1hp.
Battle for Utrecht - 13/13 5th Cav vs 4/4 rifle - win, -6hp. 17/17 2nd AC vs 4/4 rifle - win, -8hp. 14/14 1st Conquistadors vs 4/4 LB - win, -1hp.
Stop here.
Handoff Notes: Our armies are converging on Utrecht and we have two healed armies waiting for movement in Palenque. There is a sword army accompanying artillery to Rotterdam, which has the AoW.
There are 5 cavs and 1 cannon on the Dutch island and we have 13 turns left on our alliance with the Hittites against the Dutch. It looks like they might be on the verge of capturing Groningen but I think that the Dutch have been mobilizing and I don't know how much headway the Hittites are making against Rifles.
There is a settler on the spice near Utrecht to create an easier approach for our units to the city.