1290AD
The council meet
HATSHEPSUT: OK, this is a good opportunity to quickly tick off what techs weve researched, so lets get on with it shall we?
KHALID: First after Paper, it was Philosophy.
SCYTHE: And then Printing Press.
AY: And then Banking.
HATSHEPSUT: Not bad, but faster next time. Right, what else is new?
(Genghis Khan enters)
KHAN: IM new, honey.
HATSHEPSUT: No youre not. Youre like a broken record. I assume you want us to war with the Chinese?
KHAN: Now that is seriously spooky.
HATSHEPSUT: You had better believe it, Khan. Now off you go.
KHAN: My apologies, oh wise Queen.
(Genghis Khan exits, then re-enters)
KHAN: I just realised you never said you wouldnt help?
HATSHEPSUT: Bugger, it must have slipped my mind. Ill say it now then.
KHAN: Oh darn.
(Genghis Khan exits)
HATSHEPSUT: So, whats new AND interesting?
SCYTHE: Our new cities are pretty cool.
HATSHEPSUT: Nice! Which cities?
SCYTHE: St. Petersburg was the first to fall, in the northern campaign.
HATSHEPSUT: Fair enough.
SCYTHE: And in the south, Novgorod is now Egyptian.
HATSHEPSUT: This really is too easy.
SCYTHE: One thing, though, the guys are wounded, and pretty knackered. Some are starting to fall behind.
HATSHEPSUT: Slackers. Whip them, or if that doesnt work, just kill them.
SCYTHE: No, it would be better to make peace and regroup, then make a final push. Catherine should surely capitulate if we took four more of her cities to go with the four we already have. That would make a total of nine cities shed be on her knees.
HATSHEPSUT: I cant argue with that. Ill make peace in a minute then.
SCYTHE: Good choice.
AY: Am I the only one that noticed that four cities plus four cities doesnt make . . .
HATSHEPSUT: Shut up Ay, you nitpicker. I dont even know why I have a cultural advisor, seeing as I just ignore you. Just to pick on, I suppose.
AY: Im very grateful of course, my lady.
(3 days later and Hatshepsut arrives in the city of Moscow)
CATHERINE: Aha! Zo you ave come to make peace at last?
HATSHEPSUT: Give me everything you got, then start cranking out the soldiers for 10 turns time.
CATHERINE: Gladly. I offer ze worthless city of Munich, 60 Gold, and my world map for peace, Hatshepsut.
HATSHEPSUT: Get in there! I mean, taken, Cathers.
CATHERINE: Until next time then.