That awkward moment when

awesome · Jul 21, 2013

So, I was reading the online version of the manual and came across this:

The Shoshone arose from the inbreeding of various indigenous peoples who had license in the western part of North America for thousands of years

The Shoshone arose from inbreeding, guys.

Should be interbreeding. Very unfortunate oversight. Can't stop laughing.

Greizer85 · Jul 21, 2013

I knew it! Mutants - expanding all over the place with drooling mouths. Kill them with fire! :lol:

bevelnator · Jul 21, 2013

It's okay guys, they had license

Byzantine Bomb · Jul 21, 2013

A license to inbreed? Oh my. :lol:

awesome · Jul 21, 2013

This reminds me of "the Ottoman Empire was located in that space between Europe and India that most Americans don't know about" or whatever it said

Pythakoreas · Jul 21, 2013

They claim 8 tiles to be theirs when they found a new city. That's like...beyond common sense, their settlers must have some serious mental diseases caused by inbreeding.

Abraxis · Jul 21, 2013

Their scouts have serious megalomania issues too

God of Kings · Jul 21, 2013

You see, the Shoshone can make their landships, their tanks, their modern armours, and their giant death robots move faster as well. It is in their genes.

HeraldtheGreat · Jul 21, 2013

You'd think with that huge swath of land there'd be a larger gene pool...

Callonia · Jul 22, 2013

awesome said:
This reminds me of "the Ottoman Empire was located in that space between Europe and India that most Americans don't know about" or whatever it said

Asia Minor!!

awesome · Jul 22, 2013

When the game was announced and they had (ever changing) information on the official website, the ottoman fun fact was that most Americans didn't know that the Middle East existed. Some people got offended. Most people laughed.

HeraldtheGreat · Jul 22, 2013

awesome said:
When the game was announced and they had (ever changing) information on the official website, the ottoman fun fact was that most Americans didn't know that the Middle East existed. Some people got offended. Most people laughed.

It can't be denied, though. One experiment from the nineties showed most American fourth-graders couldn't locate the Pacific Ocean... :crazyeye:

ptoss1 · Jul 23, 2013

HeraldtheGreat said:
It can't be denied, though. One experiment from the nineties showed most American fourth-graders couldn't locate the Pacific Ocean...

Can't be worse than Canada. We can't name any of the provinces in the north.

Philosophia · Jul 23, 2013

HeraldtheGreat said:
It can't be denied, though. One experiment from the nineties showed most American fourth-graders couldn't locate the Pacific Ocean...

Bahahaha. Geography is tough for some people, don't make fun :C

VainoValkea · Jul 23, 2013

Europeans are probably the best when it comes to geography. With a mess of small countries all around, memorizing a few extra things beyond one's own continent isn't hard at all!

God of Kings · Jul 23, 2013

Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego when we need her?

Abraxis · Jul 23, 2013

God of Kings said:
Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego when we need her?

In space.

Mario is Missing was really good for that too. Tbh I don't even know why we still have schools, those video games taught me more than I ever got from staring out a window in class

TheMarshmallowBear · Jul 23, 2013

I can only thing of this

Link to video.

AlazkanAssassin · Jul 23, 2013

Abraxis said:
In space.

Yes, but where in space is Carmen Sandiego?

(I had that one too)

DonStamos · Jul 23, 2013

rofl that Fifth Grader video is one of the greatest things I've ever seen.

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