Fifty
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BCLG100 said:fifty? how did you manage to do ALL of them? and just how do you sqeeze wax out of your ears anyways...
It's a very lengthy process, but I was committed to success!
1. do not clean ears for a long time. I'm talkin months
2. get on a training regiment involving lots of squats so that you can have strong gluteal muscles.
3. drink a ton of water! wait for it to get into your baldder and HOLD IT!
4. eat some food, wait for it to get down into your intestines. Hold it in (this is where the squats help)!
Now this part you have to do really fast! YOU SHOULD BE OUTDOORS! No bathroom can handle the coming onslaught!
5. have an onion, and a handful of pollen ready.
6. drink a bottle of Epicac (to induce vomiting)
7. stick some pollen in your nose, and squeeze onion in your eye. Now you are crying, and ready to blow your nose.
8. when you feel the epicac has taken effect, and the vomit is coming fast and furious, you have to simultaneously relax your gluteal muscles and urinary muscles, as well as blow your nose HARD!
9. As the onslaught begins, you should have enough wax built up in your ears so that when you squeeze that little nub part and the back of the ear, wax comes out.
10. jump with joy at the amazing feat you have just accomplished!
Don't you want to try now!?