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Birdjaguar

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To All OT Posters:
Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all... and a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2005, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great (not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country or is the only "America" in the
Western hemisphere), and without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith, or sexual orientation of the wishee.

This wish is limited to the customary and usual good tidings for a period of
one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever
comes first. "Holiday" is not intended to, nor shall it be considered, limited to the usual Judeo-Christian celebrations or observances, or to such activities of any organized or ad hoc religious community, group, individual or belief (or lack thereof).

Note: By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms. This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher at any time, for any reason or for no reason at all. This greeting is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. This greeting implies no promise by the wisher to
actually implement any of the wishes for the wishee her/himself or others, or responsibility for the consequences which may arise from the implementation or non-implementation of same. This greeting is void where prohibited by law.

Non-judgementally yours,

Bird Jaguar

PS And Merry Christmas too. ;) Thank you all for memorable posts and discussions.
:clap:
 
:lol: :rotfl: Happy <insert observed day or lack thereof here> to you too!
 
:lol: Your greetings have left me feeling completely empty and neutral. I feel drained of all humanity. You have made me a plant. Merry Christmas! ;)
 
i feel that your post was a significant contributation to the fabric of the civilization fanatics forum, off topic forum, not to imply that it was not a contribution to other fora, or that other posts are not a significant contribution, nor that only your posts may contribute to the pre-refernced fabric. Allow me to say without any care of political correctness, not to imply that being correct is of a political nature or should be captialized on for political purposes, only imply that i say screw political correctness, and embrace the lackthereof when i say:
:xmas: MERRY CHRISTMAS :xmas:
 
Syterion said:
Where is it you learn to write like a lawyer?
Reading legal documents and contracts will teach you to write like a lawyer. I wish I could claim ownership of this masterpiece of political correctness, but i can't. It just seems very appropriate for this forum. ;)
 
That's a classic! :lol:
Personally I'll just celebrate a confluence of family and duck.

Yes, the animal duck, what did you think? ;)

Greetings returned. :)
 
Hey BIGOT what about the people in the FREAKIN' Southern hemisphere, they're celbrating thier summer solstice! You INSULTED half of the freakin' world you hemispherocentric bastard!
 
Perfection said:
Hey BIGOT what about the people in the FREAKIN' Southern hemisphere, they're celbrating thier summer solstice! You INSULTED half of the freakin' world you hemispherocentric bastard!
Perfection there are two spelling errors in your post (bolded), and Bigot should have an punctuation mark after it to end your thought. You expressed your feeling, but did you consider that such strong emotions might make the recipient feel inadequate or perhaps upset? You might make their day be less than all it could be. You woudn't want to do that would you? Responsibility is important you know.

Clear communication is such an important part of modern living that we should never forget that even in diversity we are all one family. Lastly, when you send such a personal message, you never know what journey it will take. It could even end up on the internet. Did you realize that? There are serious repercutions you have obviously not thought through. If you would like to redo this and can get it back to me by tomorrow, I will reconsider the :thumbdown sticker grade you now have. Have a scrumptous day.
 
Merry Christmas, Birdjaguar! That was good. I laughed quite a lot.
 
May I reciprocate those heartfelt and sincere time period related greetings. May I also add that the poster known hereafter as Peri accepts no liability for any loss or injury as a result of reading this post.

This post is entirely ficticious and any resemblence to posts archived or deleted is purely coincidental.
 
Taliesin said:
Merry Christmas, Birdjaguar! That was good. I laughed quite a lot.
And a "back on the left, back on the right, slide together, turn..." holiday to you too.
:D


I read your sig...
 
@Birdjaguar, I can spell however I freakin' want to. I'm a freakin' ass and a jerk too! You can't mock me for spelling when I was mocking you for something else, and besides I didn't mean it, it's just that I've a crappy ass keyboard.

As for you being upset or feelin inadequate, that's precisely the goal. I want you to live an absolutly miserable and horrible existance.

Get leprosy!

Moderator Action: Perfection, this isn't your first time time on the bench. 7 days for trolling.
Please read the forum rules: http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?t=422889
 
jonatas said:
Merry Christmas ;)

@ Taliesen

threadjack: Terpsichorean muse?? is that Callimachus?? what greek poet is that?
Who do you think you are telling me that you are jacking this thread? It's my thread and I will damn well decide who is thread jacking and who isn't. And you weren't. Got that jerk!

Moderator Action: You are not the moderator. Stop flaming and usurping moderator authority. 1 day ban.
Please read the forum rules: http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?t=422889

@Jonatas, I'm so sorry, I didn't mean to fly off the handle, but Perfection upset me with his post and and I let my emotions get the better of me. I'm much better now and your post is just fine. I am so sorry.
 
@jonatas: Terpsichore, the Muse of dancing, lyre-player and mother of the Sirens. But that's not what the reference is to.
 
Perfection said:
@Birdjaguar, I can spell however I freakin' want to. I'm a freakin' ass and a jerk too! You can't mock me for spelling when I was mocking you for something else, and besides I didn't mean it, it's just that I've a crappy ass keyboard.

As for you being upset or feelin inadequate, that's precisely the goal. I want you to live an absolutly miserable and horrible existance.

Get leprosy!

"I'm rubber
You're glue
Whatever you say
Bounces off me and sticks to you."


And a very, extra merry christmas to you, Perfection. :)
 
Birdjaguar said:
Who do you think you are telling me that you are jacking this thread? It's my thread and I will damn well decide who is thread jacking and who isn't. And you weren't. Got that jerk!

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hehehe ok thanx... i appreciate the special OT season's greetings.. very appropriate :D
 
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