While watching a custom map load for Sim City 4, (15 minutes) it had tons of nonsense task titles. It would say things like "rebuffing grassland citizens" and "reticulating triangular tree groves" (examples). Semi-entertaining while waiting for a map to load. I then thought to myself, "you know, some 'mad-lib' style civ headlines could be quite diverse and entertaining."
for example:
(1) of the (2) demand more (3) for their (4)
1 = either: men, women, children, princes, soldiers, horses, rivers, or hordes.
2 = either: castle, plains, cities, hills, press, or nobility.
3 = either: water, wood, grapes, parties, children, or burritos.
4 = either: fiestas, stews, houses, gardens, ox cart, or store shelves.
