GNOME-NES1: Rise of the Gnomes

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Introduction Welcome to Gnome NES :) the latest in the XNES series, and a truelly unique concept, as far as setting goes, for an NES; the concept of this NES is that rather then a human nation, in the wide world, or in a specific scenario, you are lawn Gnomes, competing for domaince of the yard; and perhaps oneday.. the neigborhood...

Rules

Technology
well rules are kinda sketchy in some regards; technology is here, and here to stay, but if you want your lawn Gnomes to be able to do somthing new,say, like doesticte ants to be little hordlings in your armies, or help with work, you are, either through stories, or orders, going to have to convince me that you could actually do it, with what materials you have; if you cant covince me, then you wont be able do it. somtimes, this result in hilarious (for other players at least) mishaps, and rampant carnage on behalf of your Gnomes.

Military
Th emilitary is simple; we start our with Gnomish speamen, little Gnomes essentially armed with sharpend swigs, and perhaps th eoccasional rish Gnome armed with a sharpend discarded or dropped toothpick; these troops will be easy to improve, scrap peice of metal coudl be added ot make axes, or swords or other things, and for the most part, you wil have to improvise to make your weapons, remember dont take the littl ethings for granted; even s impel slingshot coudl becoem the most powerful of artiller peices for little soldires who are only 10 or so millimeters high...

Resources on the map, you will see severla "icons", yellow sqaures, representing beehives, and dark red/brown "antihills"- these are "staionary" resources; that is, they arnt going to move unless a random event changes things, or the Gnomes to somthign to make them all leave

but those are hardley the end of the resources; no, resources are connected to terrian, and if fiarlly simple to remember- aftera ll, anythign you coudl find in your lawn could becoem a resource in this NES

ligh Green grass- sort of a neutral territory, while animals ar eplentiful, you have only a small chance of findign any particuler verity fo animal, and the large rit is, the less common they will be

Raised grassy knolls (darker green)- you'll find more complet forms of lfe in these area, as vegitation tends to be here more; youre likelly to find lizards, grasshoppers, and ther assorted verities of more complex bug life; you also have the largest chance so ffinding turltes in these areas, particuler where bushes lay

Compost heap- if it ha smore the 4 legs, your likelly to be able to find it here; wanring though, most more complex animals, like bes, grasshoppers, turtles, lizards and beyond dont really fare well here; but at least youll have huge swarms of insects to compensate

water well, fish,water bugs, and after they are introduced, water turtles

flowers high diversity of life of all kinds, including turtles and rodents and what not
*remember, just because I dont mention it, dosent mean it cant be found

population
population is a major concept in this NES- your goign to need to divde you gnomes up, soem for labor, soem for war, soem for other persuits entirelly, and you not going to want to waste them, at least not in the beginning, well unless you can come up with soem sort of brilliant plan at least. Gnomish populatiosn will raise, and declien according to my whims, which are based on how well your nation is doing, whaty your nation is doing, if thier is need, and everything else that might be considered for it.

economy
economy is based on what resorces you control, how much of them you control, how many cities you have, thier size, how much infastructure (roads) and all sorts of other stuff

wonderswonder can be built in this NES: just make them fit in with the setting, and nothign to outlandish as a result of the wonder; I reserve the right to change names of wonder, and reduce effects of wonders if I deem them too much as far as the result goes

Garden Gnomes you notice grey circles on the map; these are th egreat lawn gnomes, statues of the greater gods of Gnomdom placed by the lesser gods in holy spot (read gaudy Gnome lawn statuary places in almost random location by soccar moms with somthing less then refined high class tastes in life) controllign these can be important religious and cultureal icons for the Gnomes, and are a good source of mischiefe, and hostility, if you ever ifnd your self looking for a fight. soem might even provide bonuses

random events
expect the unexpected; even mundane human activites can have huge consequenses, good and bad, on Gnomish civlization


template
Nation (remember, must include the nearest, or largest land feature or a geographical descrition of your area)- example: Gnomes of the Patio Imperium
Resources: N/A
Population: 50 Gnomes
Military: 20 SpearGnomes
Workers:10 Worker Gnomes (workers and military Gnomes are seperate from the rest of the population)
Economy:1/1
Wonders: N/A
Culture:Little
Technologies: Spearmaking
 
starting Map
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Nations


Gnomes of the twin Monoliths
-Northking
Resources: N/A
Population: 70 Gnomes
Military: 20 SpearGnomes
Workers:20 Worker Gnomes
Economy:2/1
Wonders: N/A
Culture:Little
Technologies: Spearmaking

Tree Gnomes
-Contempt
Resources: Bark, Tree sap
Population: 40 Gnomes
Military: 10 SpearGnomes, 5 Gnomish Foot Knights, 20 Merchant-Lord Guards
Workers:20 Worker Gnomes
Economy:0/1
-2 "Merchant-Lord Gnomes"
Wonders: N/A
Culture:Little
-1 Holy Gnomes
Technologies: Spearmaking, Sheild Making, Flame Hardening, Bark/Sap armor

Pond Gnomes (AKA democratic peoples Gnomish republic of the northern section of south western pond ;))
-Insane Panda
Resources: N/A
Population: 50 Gnomes
Military: 20 SpearGnomes
Workers:10 Worker Gnomes
Economy:2/1
Wonders: N/A
Culture:Little
Technologies: Spearmaking

Flower Garden Gnomes
-conehead234
Resources: N/A
Population: 50 Gnomes
Military: 20 SpearGnomes
Workers:10 Worker Gnomes
Economy:1/1
Wonders: N/A
Culture:Little
Technologies: Spearmaking

Rubbish Heap Gnomes of the North
-JosefStalinator
Resources: Centapedes, Cockroaches
Population: 80 Gnomes
Military: 20 SpearGnomes
Workers:10 Worker Gnomes
Economy:0/1
Wonders: N/A
Culture:Little
Technologies: Spearmaking, Centipede tameing, Cockroach domestication

Swarthy Sea Gnomes
-Erik Mesoy
Resources: N/A
Population: 40 Gnomes
Military: 20 SpearGnomes
Workers:20 Worker Gnomes (workers and military Gnomes are seperate from the rest of the population)
Economy:1/1
Wonders: Flower Power! Great Garden Flower; +1 culture 1/5
Culture:Little
Technologies: Spearmaking

Holy Gnomeic Empire(aka Gnomes of the Six Great Gods of Gnome-ness at the Edge of the Uncrossable Rock Wastelands)
-BananaLee
Resources: Flower Nectar
Population: 70 Gnomes
Military: 20 SpearGnomes
Workers:20 Worker Gnomes
Economy:0/1
Wonders: N/A
Culture:Little
Technologies: Spearmaking, Flame Hardening

Forset Gnomes(aka "jungle" Gnomes)
-Gelion
Resources: Captured Ants (5 workers, 1 Warrior)
Population: 50 Gnomes
Military: 20 SpearGnomes
Workers:10 Worker Gnomes
Economy:0/1
Wonders: N/A
Culture:Little
Technologies: Spearmaking, Shroom Farming

Gnomes of the White Wall Empire
-Erez
Resources: N/A
Population: 100 Gnomes
Military: 20 SpearGnomes
Workers:10 Worker Gnomes
Economy:2/1
Wonders: N/A
Culture:Little
Technologies: Spearmaking

Dominion of the Underpants Gnomes (AKA;The Domain of the Gnomes of the Laundry Dryer Exhaust Vent)
-Plexus
Resources: N/A
Population: 50 Gnomes
Military: 20 SpearGnomes
Workers: 10 Worker Gnomes
Economy: 1/1
Wonders: N/A
Culture: Little
Technologies: Spearmaking

Garage Gnomes
- Communisto
Resources: N/A
Population: 50 Gnomes
Military: 20 SpearGnomes
Workers: 10 Worker Gnomes
Economy: 1/1
Wonders: N/A
Culture: Little
Technologies: Spearmaking

Lawn Gnomes
-Toteone
Resources: N/A
Population: 50 Gnomes
Military: 20 SpearGnomes
Workers: 10 Worker Gnomes
Economy: 1/1
Wonders: N/A
Culture: Little
Technologies: Spearmaking

Northern Flower Gnomes
-blackheart
Resources: N/A
Population: 70 Gnomes
Military: 20 SpearGnomes
Workers:30 Worker Gnomes
Economy:0/1
Wonders: N/A
Culture:Little
Technologies: Spearmaking

Gnomes of the Middle Idol
-MjM
Resources: N/A
Population: 50 Gnomes
Military: 20 SpearGnomes
Workers:30 Worker Gnomes
Economy:1/1
Wonders: N/A
Culture:Little
Technologies: Spearmaking

TKLF (Tree Kingdom Liberation Front)
-NPC
Resources: N/A
Population: 50 Gnomes
Military: 15 SpearGnomes, 10 Gnomish Foot Knights, 10 Merchant-Lord Guards
Workers:30 Worker Gnomes
Economy:1/1
Wonders: N/A
Culture:Little
Technologies: Spearmaking, Sheild Making, Flame Hardening, Bark/Sap armor

Those Other Pond Gnomes
-NPC
Resources: N/A
Population: 50 Gnomes
Military: 20 SpearGnomes
Workers:30 Worker Gnomes
Economy:1/1
Wonders: N/A
Culture:Little
Technologies: Spearmaking
 
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The Gnomish Empire of The-statue-that-faces-the-BBQ (GET)
Resources: N/A
Population: 50 Gnomes
Military: 20 SpearGnomes
Workers:10 Worker Gnomes
Economy:1/1
Wonders: N/A
Culture:Little
Technologies: Spearmaking

Sart me off in between the pond, the BBQ, and the gnome statue.
 
Nation: Gnomes of the Trees
Resources: N/A
Population: 50 Gnomes
Military: 20 SpearGnomes
Workers:10 Worker Gnomes
Economy:1/1
Wonders: N/A
Culture:Little
Technologies: Spearmaking

Start me here.
 

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@North King and Contempt; do you mind if i vary your names to "Barbeque Gnomes", and "Tree Gnomes" respectivlly?
 
Insane panda your becomming the pond Gnomes ;)
 
Xen said:
@North King and Contempt; do you mind if i vary your names to "Barbeque Gnomes", and "Tree Gnomes" respectivlly?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Gnomes of That-Certain-Statue-Which-Faces-the-BBQ

if need be. GT.

Please? I like the long That-Certain-Statue-Which-Faces-the-BBQ

:p
 
its long as hell, i dont feel like writing that crap every update. BBQ Gnomes is much better ;)
 
then dont play :p (also, first nations added ;))
 
Gnomes of the Flowers
Resources: N/A
Population: 50 Gnomes
Military: 20 SpearGnomes
Workers:10 Worker Gnomes (workers and military Gnomes are seperate from the rest of the population)
Economy:1/1
Wonders: N/A
Culture:Little
Technologies: Spearmaking

Start me at that flower bed in the south west corner
 
Rubbish Gnomes of the North
Resources: N/A
Population: 50 Gnomes
Military: 20 SpearGnomes
Workers:10 Worker Gnomes (workers and military Gnomes are seperate from the rest of the population)
Economy:1/1
Wonders: N/A
Culture:Little
Technologies: Spearmaking

Start me off in the trash heap in the upper right corner
 
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