I have kicked a cat! Still no good!

This is the first time I've ever kicked a cat, but I feel this cat deserved it.

Background is that I live on ground floor and put food outside for the neighbourhood cats.
I really love and have good relations with most of them, and even let one special pregnant cat to live in my house and get special treatments (meat, milk, choco...).

One irritating (persian) big cat is fighting virtually ALL the other cats, and when I hear a cat screaming/fighting outside, I always find this maniac cat beating him/her.
He's controlling the outside.. I could understand it's evolution..
But when I go to sleep or get out of the house, he sneaks in.
He already understands for sure that he's not wanted, since I have first chased him a bit, then threw chopsticks lol at him to show my discontent, and yesterday, while seeing him virtually tearing up another cat who came for food in my 2 meter square "yard", I sneaked on him and kicked him.

No good though - a few hours later he thought I was asleep (I was still awake) and sneaked in (a window is open for the pregnant cat).
I chased him out again, but I guess he didn't get the message yet, and wants to rule my house as well.

I'm very close to killing this cat for the good of all, and I have never been cruel to animals..
Any suggestions on this situation?
Tricks? Stick? Lemon on bricks?

Get a spray bottle and fill it with water. Every time you see this Persian cat, spray water into his face. Cats hate that. Fairly soon, he'll move away from your house.

Feed it posined food then through the body in the sewer. Thats what I would do...

YNCS, good idea, will it be better than kicking him??
Silver..

boogaboo said:

YNCS, good idea, will it be better than kicking him??

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It'll be much less damaging to him than kicking him. Plus you might miss him with your kick, fall down, and hurt yourself.

Exile it to Korea.

<<Alert Alert< Persian/ is an old name for Iranian >Alert Alert >>

This cat is clearly an insane fundamentalist suicidal infiltrator to Israel, indoctrinated by iranian islamic fanatics and now inititiating its insidious terrorist tactics.

I suggest that you stop it all costs because it may be equipped with an internal WMD warhead which will explode when it reaches your cheese, chocolate or favourite mouse.

I suggest you report this incident to our intrepid FearlessLeader to bolster his case on the Iranian thread, and to his exteemed excellency President Bush, representative of God on earth, who will no doubt nuke Tehran in retaliation.

YNCS said:

Get a spray bottle and fill it with water. Every time you see this Persian cat, spray water into his face. Cats hate that. Fairly soon, he'll move away from your house.

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That is the best thing you an do to a cat without trying to kill it. I assume you are not trying to kill the cat, just scare it away.

If you really dont want to hurt it, try taking him to the vet and having him fixed. He probably cant stay away because some of the other cats are females in heat, and he lusts after them more than he fears you.

Oh, I forgot to tell you how to deal with this Iranian cat.

In my experience the best thing to do is to take the brush
off a vacuum cleaner, creep up behind the cat and then
slowly move the tube until it is hovering over the cat's tail.

Then switch the vacuum on.

The cat will be fooled into thinking it is being attacked by
an invulnerable dog in a tank. That always panics cats.

EdwardTking said:

<<Alert Alert< Persian/ is an old name for Iranian >Alert Alert >>

This cat is clearly an insane fundamentalist suicidal infiltrator to Israel, indoctrinated by iranian islamic fanatics and now inititiating its insidious terrorist tactics.

I suggest that you stop it all costs because it may be equipped with an internal WMD warhead which will explode when it reaches your cheese, chocolate or favourite mouse.

I suggest you report this incident to our intrepid FearlessLeader to bolster his case on the Iranian thread, and to his exteemed excellency President Bush, representative of God on earth, who will no doubt nuke Tehran in retaliation.

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:rofl:

Thats great...

classical_hero said:

That is the best thing you an do to a cat without trying to kill it. I assume you are not trying to kill the cat, just scare it away.

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You assume correctly.

~Corsair#01~ said:

Exile it to Korea.

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I'm not trained for actually catching the cat, and I won't spend so much money.. they eat cats in Korea??

@EdwardTking - We call these kind of cats "persian" with REALLY NO CONNECTION to Iran, just like I love German (shepherds).

@Bozo Erectus - He lusts many things, especially food in my house and cats to torment. He needs a lesson!

YNCS said:

Get a spray bottle and fill it with water. Every time you see this Persian cat, spray water into his face. Cats hate that. Fairly soon, he'll move away from your house.

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As what YNCS said, using water to spray at the cat is best. Its non violent and most probably better than kicking it.

OK!
I'll buy a water pistol today!

Keep us posted.... /end transmission

Well, after 20 pages of google, I think this is pretty close to his appearance (EVIL EVIL CAT!!!)

Boogaboo if you hurt that fuzzy guy Im going to make some calls to Tel Aviv and have your weed supply cut off.

My weed supply is so low you can't find what to cut or who to call

Except, some water in the face of that cat may save many cats from anxiety and hunger, as well as make me sleep much better

miau.. grgrgrrr

I'm suprised 2 options haven't been said yet.

1 - Find its' owner and tell them about it.
2 - Call Animal Control.

Food poisoning is a big no-no. Other animals can eat it, and you'll wind up killing the good cats, and other pets. Mice will eat it, keel over, then a cat, or dog will eat it, and the poison travels up the food chain. My cousin's cat died that way (ate a mouse that ate rat poison). That would get you in trouble for Animal Cruelity.

Chieftess said:

I'm suprised 2 options haven't been said yet.

1 - Find its' owner and tell them about it.
2 - Call Animal Control.

Food poisoning is a big no-no.

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First off, I said I won't ever poison any being (other than human).
Better chop his head if anything, and I'm not going to do that.

1A - These are STREET cats. No owner. Believe you me.
2A - Nonono - they will castrate (or whatever is the female word for it) my adorable pregnant cat and the neighbourhood cats will never forgive me.
I'd rather castrate some people (the lowest beings on this planet from my POV) instead if we're talking about birth control.
Most of the 'hood have already been through that experience.

Animal control here is more like the Gestapo.. a cat has about 10% chance of being adopted and 90% chance of dying, probably without mercy and in pain.
Here goes the human species for you.