The Official Xen KOs Sex Thread!

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Dedicated to Rodgers, and Sween32, where ever you are, I hope you two are enjoying yourselves ;)

Well, with all this talk about sex and what not, I feel the need to spice things up with a little open parody of the always taken too seriouslly Religion vs. Science threads which all too often degenerate into whos a bigger jackass, and is able to gway with it.

Latelly, my own thoughts on these things is that they dont truelly matter, and are only "made important" by those whom belive thier own banners do not fly high enough to stand on thier own, so to speak, and that in actuallity, the bearing of these two things, whiel important, the argument sover which are right are so naive and unimportant, that so often, they dont turelly merit discussion at all. In the end, it will be one way, or another, and the arguments of today wont matter then.

However, I've gotten a bit off track; lets talk about sex ;)

And a note: this isn't an all male thread; the ladies of the house are most welcoem to make thier own comments as well ;)

Section 1: what kind of a person, physically, do you find attractive?
I'm all for love, and for relationships; thier an important part of the human experience, I've concluded, and are a gateway to deeper meaning in ones life, if handeld responsibly (and if luck happens to side with you) but in this section, personality dosent have huge importance on whom you find Physically attractive

My Own Preferences: I wont dash about the subject, I love the female form, its a wonderful, wonderful thing, and as such, I dont have any real taboos over what sort of a girl I find attractive; thier are attractive black girls, white girls, asians and indian girls as well; that aspect isnt of huge importance to me, as far as sexual appeal goes, though I have different preferences for different ethnicities, I suppose. However, overall, I'd have to say my "favorite" appearence for the opposite sex isone that is rather close to home; fair skin, caucasian, dark hair, and dark eyes being the basic traits I find most attractive; agian, that dosent mean I dont liek girls with other traits (far from it) or that I limit myself to girls with these traits, but, quite honestlly, those are what i find most attractive (and in my minds eye, thats the sort of girl I see myself eventually getting married too, though only time will tell if thats the truth!)




Section 2: Traits You Happen To Fancy
General appearence isnt the only thing that attracts me to a girl, and I doubt thats different for anyone else here, and thier preffered sex; thiers always those little, or somtimes major features that make all the difference in deciding whom your going to spend your time getting know, which may result in sack time (though even if it dosent, it hardley means time with the person wasn’t well spent, or worth it. But lets face it, sometimes it dose. You just need to try to be with girls -or what ever you happen to fancy- whom it’s a good time with or without sex ;))

My Own Preferences:
Eyes. I am SO about eyes; its said that eyes are the portal to the soul; and if that’s the case then only beautiful souls attract me; while I wont "disregard" a girl for not having pretty eyes, it’s a definite plus, as I find them one of the single most attractive parts

Face- expanding off the eyes a bit, I wont go with a girl whom has a face I don’t find attractive; she can be sparing in the bosom or the Buttock, and I wont mind it; generally, its more then made up for by other traits, be they physical or not; but the face is something I don’t take "no" for an answer with; I wont date a girl who’s face I don’t find attractive, that simple, case closed.

Voice? I like a pretty voice; not something I will draw a line at, like the face as a whole, but I do like a nice voice; I don’t need her to be singer, and she doesn’t need to be all that vocal during "the act" (though it’s a definite plus :devil: ) but I like a nice voice; a voice that fits the girl, one might say.

Example:
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As one might expect, i find her face quite attractive; I cant explain why, I just this model to have a extremely cute, and attractive face; bright eyes, a wonderful smiles, and trait sof my preferred appearance... my gawds, I'm in love


Section 3: Anti-Traits
As is obvious, there are traits that attract, and traits that repel; I've already said soem of my most important attracting traits, but what about what repulses?

My Own Preferences:
I'm not hugely picky about girls, as long as they meet most of criteria, and are otherwise cute and sanitary and what not, I'm set, all said, to see if anything can or will happen; however there’s one trait in common abundance that generally turns me off; chin clefts. Yes, i probably sound like a picky be-yoitch, but I don’t care. Its going to have be one knock out and home run otherwise of a girl for to really consider a girl with a chin cleft. I cant explain why, i just think the trait is among the ugliest (and most stupid looking besides) traits that has ever developed in our species. Luckily, I’ve heard they are recessive, so I wont have to worry about my own future children having little butts for chins. I'm quite sorry to those of you whom have chin clefts, and I’m sure your great people. but I'm not going to find you as attractive -generally- as I would if you didn’t; though theirs always an exception to such rules ;)


Section 4: Mood
I'm not going to talk about anything more explicit then this in this post,; I don’t know what the policy would be, and I'm not getting banned, and an ugly moderator warning put in my post for a dumb choice like that; however, something far less explicit then the act itself, is a setting for it; we all have our preferences, and fantasies (kitchen table, anyone? :mischief: ) and most of those wouldn’t be appropriate in all likeness, to be discussed; but general matters of mood and setting? Fair game, me thinks.

My Own Preferences:
Music is a real turn on for me sometimes; I love doing things (or rather the activities leading up the deed, as I actually find a lot of the stuff leading up to "the act" to be more exciting the "the act" itself, and as such, my own likes for music are things with a nice heavy bass/drum core of music; lyrics don’t have to be suggestive (but it's nice)

A good band for this style of stuff would be Lovage; but they are weird... (much like the person whom introduced them to me, all said)- very “naughty” stuff, and some fo the lyrics I actually find rather distasteful, but whatever. Generally, I myself prefer a distinctly Latin beat, and suggest some of the "The Cat Empire" (particularly the song "The Rhythm" for some nice preamble dancing before hand.

Some reggae is also more then suitable for setting a good mood, and lately, this particular song, which has also set the pace for my title is a song by "Poe", 10 years old now, its "Angry Johnny"; very, very sexy beat to it, IMO; the band Interpol also has a few Remix songs that are good for this, but all these fall into the same base category; slow, yet somewhat fast tempo, with a heavy leaning towards the deeper sounds on the spectrum


Anyway; the name is somwhat of a lie; this hardley any sort of a defintive thread, its a parody of an over-serious atheist crowd on CFC, and a apranoid religious crowd, and might just help to cut down on the creation any new threads dealign with sex. So I invite all to post away thier own rants, ravings, and musings on the subject. Of sex, or perhaps rather thier prefernces for the people they liek to make to make sweet love down by the fire with.

And lets hope I dont get banned for all this.
 
The first picture is probably against Forum rules. :p
 
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