A short, pudgy little boy steps up on a stump and clears his throat. He is surrounded by three friends and a large man who is the emobdiment of his voice, not his real appearance.
Large Man: Okay children. Lets start singing.
Fat (I'm not fat! I'm big boned!).. Big boned boy: I'm Sailing away, Setting Open Course for the virgin seas
Cos i've got to be free, Free to face the night, thats ahead of me
On board i'm the Captain, So Climb aboard
We'll search for tomorrow, on every shore
But i'll try, Oh Lord, i'll try, to carry on.
I look to the seas
Reflections in the wave spark my memory
Some Happy, Some Sad
I think of Childhood friends, and the dreams we had
We lived happy forever, so that story goes
But somehow we missed out, on the Pot of Gold
But we'll try, best that we can, To carry on...
A gathering of angels appeared above my head
The sang to me their song of hope, and this is what they said!
Come sail away, Come sail away, Come Sail away with me
I thought that they were angels, But to my surprise
They climbed aboard their Star Ship, and headed for the skies!
Come Sail away, Come Sail away, Come Sail away with me
Come Sail away, Come Sail away, Come Sail away with me
Large man: Get it Funky now..
Fatty: No, no, no, it's like this! ROCK IT! with this, Fattys three friends start mucking around as fatty tries to complete the song, to no avail
Come Sail away, Come Sail away, Come Sail away with me! You guys..
Come Sail away Come Sail away Come Sail away with me Seriously!
Come Sail away, Come Sail away, Come Sail away with me..
Fatty has had enough of his friends and has decided to push them aside to make room for only himself and the rest of the song
neeh neh neh neh neh, screw you guuuuyss, neh neerrgh..
Come Sail away, Come sail away, Come sail away with me!