1000 clues that you are already too obsessed with Civ IV!

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1. You have already started to learn to mod civ4.
2. You have more than a gig of Civ4 files on your computer (hell if you even have a file for civ4 content you make the list)
3. You would trade sexual favors for an early copy (and you know you would ;) )



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I took the first three and this is partly a joke but what the hell it should really kill some time before Civ IV drops.
 
You-Keep-
Bringing up th-e
Fraxis web- pagOMG NEW SCREENSHOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(joke)
every- 2
seconds
 
5) U already make a thread4 "you know youve been playing civ 4 too much when..."
 
6. You finally pay attention in your history class but only cue-in on civilizations that you might mod in.
7. You ask a random person on the street if religion should've been included.
8. You then proceed to grill this person about their opinion on Firaxis's choices of civ.
9. You break-out the old encyclopedias so you can prep for your first game as Mali.
10. You imagine alternative professor choices for your classes.
11. You learn 3D calculus so that you can construct your own units.

...but enough about me; how do YOU know that you're already too obsessed with Civ IV.
 
12 - You already have major foriegn relations plans for your first game IE "CRUSH GHANDI!"
13 - You already planned your first games: REligion, Civ, leader, style, civics, and that's only off the top of your head.
 
5-when civfanatics.com have occupied the uberfavorite bar in your firefox where google used to be
6-when you start to wonder about joining Civanon for serious
7-your nails are gone.so are your toe nails
8-your hamster died some days ago because you were too busy streaming videos from gamespy instead of feeding it
 
20. While playing Civ3, you start contemplating witch promotion to give your elite Archer.
21. When you find yourself unable to have a conversation without bringing up Civ4.
22. When every 3rd thought you have is no longer about sex but about Civ4.
23. You check on you're pre-order of Civ4 on EB games 5 times a day just to see if they changed the release date.
24. You keep telling yourself that you're not going to stay up all night reading and posting on threads in CFC, but you do anyway!
 
25. You've already thought up and written down a 1000 things to say on this thread
 
26. You don't finish your current CivIII GOTM because of the sudden rush of new Civ 4 screenshots, videos, and podcasts.
 
Phoenix_56721 said:
23. You check on you're pre-order of Civ4 on EB games 5 times a day just to see if they changed the release date.
Click to expand...

26. You WORK at EBGames and keep checking the register's Coming Soon tab to see they've changed the date...

(yes, it's out, I work at EBGames...)
 
28. You're amazed by the box art and start looking where you could put it in your house for decorationnal purpose. ;)
29. You made yourself a CD with all the podcasts, interviews, etc.. that you listen to everywhere you go.
30. You have posters of Sid (??) on the walls of your room.
 
31. You already hate huge amounts of a game that no one has played yet
32. You are on this site more than 5 times a day
 
33. When you spend to much time watching sport you see next to you wife "-3 We are upset that you have fallen sway under a heathen religion".
 
34. When you try to convince your history teacher that the real reason the war between carthage and was because ceasar kept walking his settlers throught your borders
 
35. You see all those screenshots and can't understand why your mouse doesn' work when clicking on it and moving to the side of it...
 
You live in Holland, but quickly apply for a French passport, since the Dutch are no longer in the game.
 
47.You blend together two CivII discs, compress them into a cd shape, and cry when it doesnt run civ4
 
38. You are already trying to figure out the best way to mod the AI :)
39. You visit civfanatics.com DOZENS of times a day from work just to read the latest 'ideas' of how the game will work.
40. You actually try to click the 'Click to Continue' on the screenshots.
41. You starts posts critizing what you 'think' you saw in a tiny vid clip of Civ IV that you almost need a magnifying glass to even see what is going on.
42. You get out a magnifying to use on the Civ IV vid clips.
43. You use the magnifying glass on teh screenshots as well to determine if that 'green stuff' is gems or uranium.
44. Your blood press rises eacht ime you visit civfanatics.
45. You refresh the forums page every minute to see what is the 'hot' topics
46. You get depressed when you refresh and nothing new is posted.
47. You get upset when there is no new info on teh main page when you check it every hour.
48. You actually refresh the main page and the forums at the same time because you have them both open in different windows.
 
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