You are being forced into an arranged marriage...

Imagine you are being forced to choose an arranged marriage, someone to be with forever. That is, you can't try and be a clever little squirrel by saying something like "I'd choose someone who is willing for an easy divorce". Stay with the spirit of the thread, squirrels. Anyways, you can only choose one trait that the person has, and one trait that the person doesn't have and you have to marry them, and the rest is unknown to you. Assume that the person is physically attractive, so you can be more creative with your choice. Also, it would make for a much more interesting thread if people got creative, so you aren't allowed to use little squirrely answers like "intelligent and not materialistic" or "nice and not naive" or other broad/sweeping characteristics. Be f'ing specific.

Mine would be that the girl would love sailing. I really think that a pretty girl that loves sailing would be the perfect spouse. I think that there are a number of great characteristics that are pre-requisites to a girl loving sailing. So if ya'll know any pretty girls that love sailing, please mail them to me. As for the trait that the girl WOULDN'T have, I'm thinking it would be that she would never be allowed to wear those sweatpants that say something across the ass like 'abercrombie and fitch' or 'university of [blahblah]'. I hate those, even on hot girls. So if ya'll know any pretty girls that love sailing and dont wear stupid whorish pants, please mail them to me.


onward and upward

|I would choose smart
but without much will to get things done

I know someone that is doing it to become a citizen.

She would be a very devout follower of Christ.
She would not be dominant. (I like the fair, innocent and submissive type. Not the dominant, rough type)

I'd have her be good at math and physical science, so whenever I have a problem in those areas I won't have to go to CFC and beg Perfection for help.

As for what she should not have, I would need to ensure that she is not a fan of any of the sports teams that I hate.

The marriage would almost certainly fail no matter what I say, but here goes: She'd be a (aspiring?) professor of law*, and she wouldn't be dominant, like Homie said (don't know if that last one's too "squirrely").

*generally means interesting conversation and a good fashion sense, two things that rarely go together

Fifty said:

I think that there are a number of great characteristics that are pre-requisites to a girl loving sailing.

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Like what?

WillJ said:

Like what?

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Well girls who are all obsessed with speed-boats tend to be whores.

Sailboats are sophisticated without being pretentious, and I can't really imagine some emo wanna-be-intellectual idiot chick who loves to throw out words like "existentialism" being a sailor.

Also, the style of cloths that sailboaters prefer seem very nice. Not attention-whorish, but nice. I like girls who wear nice cloths and don't run around in hooded sweatshirts thinking it is cute.

Also, the girl probably wouldn't like punkrock or other crapass music.

Also, she would probably be pretty intelligent, because ****** girls usually like water sports that involve them being whorish.

Wow, you just changed your avatar
It is sort of a shocker when people do that. Its like seeing someone you know have a complete makeover, lose 80 lbs or gone bald.

But its still of the same guy, Kramer. When he tries to ruin a bagle shop's business because he had some kind of trouble with them (don't remember exactly). It is a great show.

has: a desire to give gifts to her family
does not have: less than 50 million dollars in the bank

seriously:
Has: A love of Christ
Does not have: a poor understanding of politics

Fifty said:

Well girls who are all obsessed with speed-boats tend to be whores.

Sailboats are sophisticated without being pretentious, and I can't really imagine some emo wanna-be-intellectual idiot chick who loves to throw out words like "existentialism" being a sailor.

Also, the style of cloths that sailboaters prefer seem very nice. Not attention-whorish, but nice. I like girls who wear nice cloths and don't run around in hooded sweatshirts thinking it is cute.

Also, the girl probably wouldn't like punkrock or other crapass music.

Also, she would probably be pretty intelligent, because ****** girls usually like water sports that involve them being whorish.

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hehe, that makes a lot of sense. Only bad thing is you would probably have to do a lot of sailing . Nah, I'm kidding, sailing is ok if the weather is nice.

Has: An appreciation of Silence. Sometimes just being arround someone is worth more than any word.

Is not: A fundamentalist nutjob. (ie. could hold any religieous belief at all, as long as she's not crazy about it.)

Homie said:

Wow, you just changed your avatar
It is sort of a shocker when people do that. Its like seeing someone you know have a complete makeover, lose 80 lbs or gone bald.

But its still of the same guy, Kramer. When he tries to ruin a bagle shop's business because he had some kind of trouble with them (don't remember exactly). It is a great show.

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It is for FredLC's Xmas avatar thread... I will go back to the old Kramer after the Festivus season!




My future wife...

Fifty said:

It is for FredLC's Xmas avatar thread... I will go back to the old Kramer after the Festivus season!

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Ahh, Festivus. I remember that one, the holiday invented by George's father.

Btw, your future wife looks hot, but to tall and not petite enough for my taste.

Has: Intelligence (so is witty and has a sense of humor. In other words: Not one of those air heads who can not survive 2 days without a boyfriend to beg off of.)

Doesn't have: Excessive Religious beliefs. (Couldn't care less what your beliefs are. I don't like religion. Too much tension over it.)

Has: A deep respect for the well being of all other people regardless of how they may be different from her
Doesn't have: An obsession with superficial things

Fortunately, the woman I married fits that description.

OT: Fetisvus bah! I'm celebrating Life Day!

She would not be dominant, yet not submissive.

She would be into watching Family Guy. This would be a respectable trait in a hopefully already perfectly attractive woman because a chic with a sense of humor like that would certainly be compatible with me.

I'd want a woman who can think rationally and use it to check herself every once in awhile. I just simply cannot stand it when some act extremely irrationally because they act purely on feelings alone.

Atlas14 said:

She would be into watching Family Guy.

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I know I said that her being attractive is a prerequisite, but what you have given us is an oxymoron.

WINNING TICKET: A girl who speaks her mind - how are you ever gonna have a good relationship with anyone who doesn't?

LOSING STREAK: Someone who isn't open minded.

Has: Loyalty toward her family, friends and me. She would be intelligent; able to do many of here own activities without my assistance and not get lost in the social trends of the day. We should be able to have an intelligent discussion together. She would be able to give me my own personal space, but still feel like I am not that distant.

Doesn't have: The opposite of this.

Am I asking too much?