How to Know when you have been Nesing for too long..

1- In History class, you are no longer 100% sure wheter what you know is history, or Alt-history.
-Stalin006

2- When sending a text message, or any form of quick communication, you feel the urge to write '10 characters' at the end of it.
-Stalin006

3- You talk more to people on AIM about invading Tunisia than you talk with your family.
-Stalin006

4- You find yourself drawing world maps in class. (and the progressive expansion of your nation in them)
-Stalin006

5- you actually stay up late at night trying to do diplomacy with someone w. a horrid time difference.
-Stalin006

6- NAP is the most over used word on your vocabulary
-Stalin006

7- you trully believe that Nothing is free unless you write a story in return
-Stalin006

8- You decide on taking as Major in College 'Political science- International Relations'
-Stalin006

9- You make 100% in every geography exam, every single time.
-Stalin006

10- You refresh the forum page more than 15 times a day
-Stalin006

11. Your scream at your brother/sister for "breaking the NAP" when he/she tries to steal food from you.
-Alex

12. You actually enjoy history
-Alex

13. You look at real history and wonder why the powers that had more eco points loss.
-MjM

14. You know the time difference of Siberia from California
-MjM

15 - You keep drawing detailed schemes in your classroom, planning future intrigues and conquests.
-Das

16 - You keep thinking of history in NESing terms, and thus believe that Alexander's empire fell apart because its player left abruptly.
-Das

... go on w/ the list. dont post unless u have one too.
well go on numbered and ill edit it here.

11. Your scream at your brother/sister for "breaking the NAP" when he/she tries to steal food from you.

12. You actually enjoy history

13. You look at real history and wonder why the powers that had more eco points loss.

14. You know the time difference of Siberia from California

Heh.

15 - You keep drawing detailed schemes in your classroom, planning future intrigues and conquests.

16 - You keep thinking of history in NESing terms, and thus believe that Alexander's empire fell apart because its player left abruptly.

17. You wonder why Genghis Khan didn't just write a bunch of stories to raise his culture.

18. You think of Genghis Khan as "silver"

19. You have conversations with other nesers over AIM about sports and daily life.

20. You know who to ask if you have any questions about China.

21- When watching the news you realise that the name of the Chinese Premier is not Alex.

22. You no longer jeer at or mock the pandas, penguins and assorted other animals in the zoo

23. You take part in making sure those animals mentioned above are extinct

24- You think that polar bears, pandas, and other animals in the zoo are actually uber-advanced nations out to manipulate Humanity.

25. You make a union out to kill theese animals.

26. You change you activities so you have the day before the deadline free.

27- When you hear the name "stalin" you think of a German Fascists instead of a Russian Communists.

28- You think of Xenophon as a Roman Fanatic

29- You have a fear of Japanese Ninjas

Lets see, 1, 3, 4 (I've been doing that one for years), 8 (maybe), 9, 10, 12, 16, 19 (though on the forum. I imagine that's why I got banned. ), 20.

Lets see what I've got...

30. When you make a thread discussing if you've been NESing for too long.

31. When you look at any piece of history, and wonder how you could make an althistory out of it.

4000th POST!!!!!

31. When your main day dream is the thought of destorying your imaginary enemies army in a Das moderated Alt history.

33- When the name contempt makes you think of huge hordes of Mongol Cavalry.

Oops, I edited my post. Better change the numbering on those last two.

34. When you stop associating NESers with things, and start associating things with NESers.

35. When you start associating Louis XIV with China, and the Maple Leaf with Russia.

35- You make threads and announcements of leaving nesing, knowing very well that the withdrawal symptoms will have u back in a week.

36. You worship das.

37- You are surprised to find that some of your friends are way too young for you to tell anyone!

39- You find out that people who are really smart and knowledgeble about history is really jsut around your age.

40- You think of a skull as a really annoying person.