ZPNES in space...

Daftpanzer

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Well, ive been struggling to decide what to do for a low-budget quick fun easy thing. I still cant decide, so I thought I’d just randomly start something else and hope for the best…

The ‘plot’:
After the first ZPNES wars, this dimension suffered a critical loss of phase-quantum trans-inter-reality stability. Using their quantum restabilisers, the Space Hamsters were able to prevent total disaster, although many planets were eaten by giant cosmic Pac-Men.

Space faring civilisations are now beginning to reappear again in this dimension...


Stats:
No stats, everything is on the ‘map’ for simplicity.

’Map’:
Distance is irrelevant, because ships have super jump drives. Planets will be grouped by ownership, with unclaimed ones in the middle.
Spoiler MAP :

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The idea:
An experimental board NES based on simple space colonisation.

The idea is to gain more planets and more materials and fight and win. Or just to post random orders and stuff

‘Materials’ is like your IC/eco points/industry/money.

New players will start with 15 Materials and your choice of planet.

Choose a red planet for Ore bonus, or green planet for Food+Happiness bonus.

All planets produce one Material per turn, and start with 5 people (with a max population of 10).

Then spend your 15 Materials on something. Each planet can have a max of three buildings to start with. But you can always have unlimited spaceships.

Thing to buy: (all of these cost 5 Materials each)
Tech Lab – scientists think up new gizmos that may give you some random advantage each turn.
Mine – digs up at least one Ore a turn (two from red planets). Ores can be converted into extra Materials with a Factory.
Factory – makes some Materials automatically, and converts up to two Ores into two more Materials.
Bio– makes nice food, so population rises faster.
Habitat – houses 10 more people on the planet, and semi-protects people from enemy attacks
Luxury – entertainment and stuff to make people happier.
Scanner – helps your ships on explore missions. And gives early warning of enemy ships, to assist in planet defence.
Defences – one of these is an even match for two enemy warships.
Warship – can trade and explore for new planets, but not very well. Its better at defending your planets or going to attack+bomb others.
Explorer ship – Used up when colonising another planet. Its also best ship for exploring for new planets, and trading. It can fight too, but only about 1/2 as well.

Stuff:
Materials – as I said, its like your IC/eco points/industry/money that you use to buy stuff
Ore – gathered from mines, converted by factory into more Materials. Or else, it will be sold to traders for some random bonus.
Food – makes population rise faster. More food the better.
Luxury – makes people happier. More the better.

People:
Every 5 people at a planet create another free Material each turn.

Planets can support another building (beyond the initial 3) for every 10 people. People will also fight as resistors if their planet is invaded, though they are a poor match for troops (about 1/5 as strong).

People can be sent between planets for no cost. But the people will be unhappy about this, unless they are going to a nice planet.

People can be made into troops for 1 material each. Troops can be sent to any planet your ships are attacking. They will invade and try to take over that planet.

Or, troops can be sent between your own planets for no cost, in order to guard them and suppress riots etc.

Happy people fight harder for their planets as resistors. Unhappy people wont really resist much, and they may randomly riot and smash buildings on the planet too.


Ship Missions:
Explore, trade (with specific empire), attack (specific enemy planet), or defence.

Ok, so if you want to colonise more planets, you need to find them first. If an explorer ship spends a turn exploring in deep space, it will probably find a new planet. Once a new planet is discovered, you have one turn to colonise it yourself (by using up one explorer ship). There is a small element of risk in colonisation. It might not work first time, or the ship might be destroyed too.

After one turn, the planet will become well known, and available for anyone to colonise.

Explorer ships can also go and trade with another non-hostile empire. This might give some random amount of Materials.

Warships can do all this too, but there not very good at it. Warships are better at attacking or defending.

Any ships can go and attack enemy planets. The enemy can counter with any ships he has on defence duty. Warships can take on two explorer ships in an even fight. Planet defences can take on two warships or four explorer ships in an even fight.

Warships can also attempt to bomb enemy planets, each warship has a good chance to destroy a building or kill some enemy people.

If you send invading troops but don’t quite win the space battle and/or destroy their planet defences, then some troops will get killed in space.

Types of Planets:
Red planets – bonus Ore+Materials
Green planets – bonus food+happiness
Grey planets – no bonuses.

Orders:
Well, just build orders and ship orders in the thread I guess. I will accept PM’s if anyone wants privacy.

Anything else you want to do or anything you want to trade/swap with other players would probably be OK.

Updates:
If this actually works, and gets any players, it might be every day or couple of days, since it would just be copying and pasting few icons on the map.

Well, that’s it. If this makes any sense and anyone is interested, please feel free to join. If anyone isn’t interested, please feel free to make some random comments anyway.

Turn Order:
Implement build orders (can use stuff straight away)
Get material income (cant spend what you are going to get, only what you have now)
Population growth / discover new planets, general update of miscellaneous stuff.
Combat

Joining the game:
The optional things are what I will make up myself, if you leave it blank.

Name of empire (optional)
Symbol/icon/flag of empire (optional)
Colour scheme (optional)
Type of starting planet (required: Red or Green)
Name of starting planet (optional)
Initial spend orders (15 materials to spend)
 
*Worships Daftpanzer*

I'll prepare a Penguin space nation immediately Daftpanzer.

Have to go to bed soon though, will add nation tomorrow.
 
The Imperial Army of Catholic Nuns shall rise again!

Well, as soon as you post the template ;].
 
@Dreadnought: As far as i understand, you don't need a template.

This sounds (and looks) interesting! I will join.
 
Penguinska
Symbol/icon/flag of empire: The One You Gave Me
Colour scheme: Red
Type of starting planet: Red (with ice too)
Name of starting planet: Penguinska
Initial spend orders Tech Lab, Factory, Explorer Ship

*****

A solitary penguin stood over a piece of dirty ice. A greyish, polluted snow fell around him like a thick veil. The sun was barely visible through the black overcast. The penguin scratched at a piece of algae beneath, pecking at it. For a brief moment it heard a roar, and gazed nonchalantly upwards to see a darkly coloured craft (of course, in this weather everything was darkly-coloured) with 3 flaring engines behind it swoop down out of the sky, and begin to fly off towards a dull glow on the horizon.

The penguin went back to its pecking.


Penguin Admiral Trik strode down the metallic hallway. It was somewhat reminiscent of the Death Star's halls, but in a ship little over 15 meters long.

Entering the cockpit, the co-pilot addressed him.

"Sir, we will be landing in a few moments... what are you looking at?"

"A penguin down there was looking at me funny."

"Ah... should I blast it?"

"Nah, I think the looks were mutual."

"Of course sir. Here we are."

The shuttle swooped down to a landing platform, reversed, and began a slow landing. Trik was out the second the ship was settled.

A metallic voice greeted him.

"Greetings- Admiral."


Gris sprinted further down the tunnel. Ever since snake had disappeared into the Pacman within a Pacman, he had been totally alone. This mission was madness. How could he possibly hope to defeat a Pacman this huge?

His answer arrived as he turned the corner.

It opened into a massive chamber. In the center was a massive globe of swirling dark energy. And all around it were thousands of Pacpeople. Who began to attack.

Gris pulled out his gun and began to fire wildly. His enemies burnt up around him. After a brief onesided firefight, many of the Pacmen were finished off. But more were emerging from the energy nexus.

Gris pulled the black hole cannon off his back, thanking the hammerspace belt that the technos had designed for him prior to the mission. He aimed it at the nexus as the Pacmen closed in- and fired! The warp flew towards the nexus, but was intercepted by a Pacman who swallowed it. It squealed and crumpled into nothingness.

"No points for you." thought Gris grimly, taking another shot.

This time, the black hole was not blocked. It flew into the center of the energy and disappeared. Within a second, the globe began to flare and rumble with titanic noise. The surviving Pacmen fled as the flares died down and the globe began to contact. A deafening groan resonated throughout the giant Pacman that Gris was currently in.

With a sucking sound, the energy globe collapsed into itself. Where there had once been an energy nexus was now a shimmering hole in reality. Gris almost began to grin when the massive spherical chamber he was in began to buckle. The whole thing was collapsing! He was about to run to the exit when its hole section folded over itself, crushing the door into oblivion. The penguin spun around. There was only one choice.

Gris sprinted towards the portal. He leapt through it- and all shades shifted to the blue of the warp.


Somewhere in outer space, a giant Pacman made a shuddering sound and collapsed into a dead hulk. It was then sucked into a nearby desert planet's gravity well, crashed, and made some Jawas obscenely rich.
 
Trik looked over at Tekk as they strode through the penguin base. He looked like a normal-enough Penguinskan- except for the fact that half of his body was skeletal bluish-silver metal structure.

"And over here is our new factory/lab complex. It's quite an interesting structure."

"Structure..." muttered Trik.

"And over there is our new scoutship under construction. It's still only skeletal, but..."

"Skeletal..." muttered Trik.

"Hmm?" verbalized Tekk.

"Well... WHAT THE HECK HAPPENED TO YOU?"

"Well, I got into an accident when I was young. I fell- um, into a volcano."*

"A volcano?!?"

"Something like that. Maybe. Or perhaps I just saw that in a movie at one point. The part of my brain that remembers exactly what happened apparently got trashed, anyway."

The conversation was suddenly cut short when a portal opened 20 meters above the two.

"Aaaaahhh!!!" shouted Gris.

"What's Gris doing here?"

"I'm above you you idiots! Oh wait, not anymo-"

With a thud, the penguin hit the ground.

"Whoah. Where is this?"

"Apparently ZPNES in space. How'd you get here?"

"I fell through a warp portal in an exploding Pacman the size of Antarctica."

"Again?"

Gris tossed his head nonchalantly.

"And who's this guy- whoah! What happened to you?"

"I fell into a volcano."

Then why don't you have burns?

Tekk considered this for a minute.

"Good point. Maybe I didn't fall into a volcano."

"Ah."

"Well, I'd better get you guys inside. There's some nasty radiation in exposed areas- our shield's not functioning yet."

"Didn't bother Risk." muttered Trik.

"Who's Risk?" asked Tekk.

"Never mind."

The three started walking towards the factory complex. Gris noticed his bandana starting to singe and sped up his pace somewhat.


And thus, did the penguins begin their ascendance once again.

Or something dramatic like that.


*Who knows the reference?
 
Name: The Xtreame Rockers
Leader: the Xtreamest Band - Xtream Rockstar
Government: Rockcrazy (democrazy)
Story
In the middle of the night the members of Xtreamest Rocker's Xtreamly Awesome Space Ship crashed on a random planet and then they were seperated.... they divided into factions known as Bands those bands were
Geneses
the michel jackson experance
The mickey mouse players
ABRA
The toni basal Experance
Blonde
But the most important band of them all was the Xtreamest band ever which included 2 members only known as the wander and the Guitarest of heaven but they are abrevated as WD and GH
But the Xtreamest band ever was baned from the crash site that they made into a city because the band was 2 Xtream for the city so they walked upon the fields of the east and then at night a evil demon poped up and said
" play the best song in the world or ill EAT YOUR SOULS" and the band said
"okay"
And they played the best song in the world
needless to say the beast was stunned and he shreked
"are you angles"
"No We are MEN"
and then they played the greatest song again and the Demon was being destroied and so he said
"if you spare my life i shall tell you the location of THE PICK OF DESTINY
and so they spared the demons life and they were given the location of THE PICK OF DESTINY and so they traveld until they saw the Mountain of rocks. And when they decended the mountain they saw the ghost of the Great Rock bands of the past. ACDC, Led zeplin, aerosmith and Tenasious D said " it is your Destiny to find the PICK OF DESTINY and bring True rock to the people of the crash settlement (which is now named XtreamVill) and to lead them to find true happyness"
And so the Gods of rock gave the Duo THE PICK OF DESTINY They returned 2 The crash site
" the exiled return kill them!!"
So the people charged the Duo when they showed their skillz that were so advanced that fire shot out of the guitars and killed the attackers. and then the leaders of the evil 80s band tried to used their powers but they were not powerful enogh because the Xtreamest band Ever had THE PICK OF DESTINY then the evil 80s bands died and the Xtremest band took controll to lead them to their destiny
 
Thanks for the replies!! awesome stories! :D

I was rushing to post this last night while half asleep :). Ive edited the first post a little bit, so it might make more sense now.

And heres the ‘template’ for entering the game.

Joining the game:
The optional things are what I will make up myself, if you leave it blank.

Name of empire (optional)
Symbol/icon/flag of empire (optional)
Colour scheme (optional)
Type of starting planet (required: Red or Green)
Name of starting planet (optional)
Initial spend orders (15 materials to spend)

Now, i will make a quick update with those who joined already...
 
Imperium of Pandas
Green Planet *a lot of bamboo forests*
Tech Lab, Factory, Bio
 
The Illu-Kazhr
Symbol/icon/flag of empire (optional)
Black or Purple
Red Planet
Jezebel
Spending: Factory, Bio, Explorer Ship

We are the Illu-Kazhr
The followers of the Path of Now and Forever!
You are filth. We shall cleanse.
 
sorry, double post
 
Turn 1

Spoiler Map Thingy #1 :

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The peoples of the United Alliance of Fruits and Penguinska emerged as space-faring civilisations.

Ships from the Space Hamsters and Penguinska both discovered planets. Grey, boring ones.

Scientists working in the tech lab on Purple Juppie managed to cure a dangerous disease, which increased the population of that planet.

There are rumours about the Imperial Army of Catholic Nuns and the The Xtreme Rockers, but we do not know anything about their home planets yet.

There are more rumours about the Imperium of Pandas and the Illu-Kazhr, it seems these civilisations will be appearing very shortly

Notes:

Income was doubled for all this turn, so that there was enough to build something new. @Lord_Iggy, I recommend building a mine next, unless you want to leave room for planet defences.

Diplo:

From Space Hamsters
To Penguinska


We would like to offer some of our food to you as a gift. We are looking forward to very intimate inter-species relations.

From The Space Zombie Nuclear Apocalypse Empire
To United Alliance of Fruits


Nuuhhhhrrrrrrrrgggggggggggggggllllllaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhuuuuuuunnnngh?
 
srry i missed the new civs while i was updating! i might make another quick update in a little while.
 
To: Space Hamsters
From: Penguinska

Why thank you. Here's some fish in exchange for your excellent grains.


*****


Nice update Daft!
 
thanks Iggy, and very nice stories :D

BTW what do you want to spend next 5 materials on? and do you want to colonise that planet (it will use up the ship)?

i might update again in a bit to add the new planets.
 
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