A democrat, a repuglycan and a redneck, take II

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Three suicide bombers sneak into the united states.

The first suicide bomber meets a redneck. The redneck smells of alcohol, which is forbidden by the will of Allah, so the suicide bomber blows him up.

The second suicide bomber meets a Repuglycan. The Repuglycan goes "A Muslim! You must be a terrorist!" The suicide bomber goes "Correct" and blows the Repuglycan up.

The third suicide bomber meets a Democrat. The Democrat says "Hello, my fine Middle Eastern friend, is there something I can help you with?" The suicide bomber says "You can't be an American. They're all evil infidels who try to murder us Muslims on sight." The Democraft invites the suicide bomber to a liberal convention, the suicide bomber is shocked that the Americans are all welcoming and nice to him, and puts down the bombs, before returning to the Middle East and starting a radical movement to reform Islam.

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looks like democrats have the best idea. but id prolly be a republican seeing as how i would see the bombs strapped to him...

Is this thread promoting the civilized democrats at the expense of the barbarian Republicans and rednecks or is it making fun of the dangerous naivety of the democrats?

Probably both.

The first more than the second, but it's really a parody disguised a partisan hackjob on a line with skadistic's thread, Demoncrate,Republican or redneck?

Now we need a thread proving the superiority of rednecks to complete the tridefecta.

Erik Mesoy said:

The first suicide bomber meets a redneck. The redneck smells of alcohol, which is forbidden by the will of Allah, so the suicide bomber blows him up.

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It's a good thing that the democrat he met wasn't Ted Kennedy!

Erik Mesoy said:

The first more than the second, but it's really a parody disguised a partisan hackjob on a line with skadistic's thread, Demoncrate,Republican or redneck?

Now we need a thread proving the superiority of rednecks to complete the tridefecta.

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But in my thread all 3 lose!!

Its the libertarians that win.

This is a good partisian hack however.

and in my version everyone with a party label loses

the one who wins is the guy that keeps the terrorist out of the country

and he's an Independent