300,000 Ways to Eat a Reese's

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1. First, I take a little off the top, then I take a little more. (barber eating reeses).
 
3. Melt it, spread it onto a sandwich, and consume.
 
4. Sucking the peanutbutter out with vampiric teeth, then eating the chocolate!
 
8. Grind PB cup up in blender, spread shards into a line, inhale through nose.
 
11. Carve coin features onto the PB cup. Flip cup; If it lands on heads, eat it. If it lands on tails, throw it at an innocent bystander.
 
13) Employ large Norse strongman to squeeze with his massive fists, extracting Reese's juice! Drink juice, and consume the powdery remains as in way 8)
 
14) Like this but with a Reese's
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15. Pick up the PB cup and use it as a frisbee. However, you can't use your hands to catch the cup.
 
16.) Set it on fire, then eat the ashy remains.

17.) Place in icecream, eat.

18.) Nibble on it like a mouse/squirrel, therefore taking you at least 30 minutes to eat if you do it right.
 
20. Spray whipped cream onto the top and call it a "Miniature Cream Pie".
 
21. melt thousands of them down and fill a bathtub with melted reese's goo. Lay in bathtub and do not allow yourself to leave until you've eaten all the goo.
 
22. Cool it down to the temperature in which it becomes a Bose-Einstein condensate, then eat it.
 
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