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Old May 13, 2007, 12:11 PM   #1
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Wink Pokémon + Civics

After thinking about it…

Government Civics:

Despotism: +10% Attack, foe receives +10% Special Defense
Hereditary Rule: +1 egg step for every step you take, higher chance of hatching a male
Representation: +10% of the pokémon's highest stat
Police State: +20% Attack and Speed, -10% Defense and Special Defense
Universal Suffrage: Pokémon share abilities, no STAB (same type attack bonus)

Legal Civics:

Barbarism: Attack bonus vs. wild Pokémon, Attack decrease vs. trainer pokémon
Vassalage: +50% faster training, cannot gain EV's
Bureaucracy: Lead pokémon gets +25% bonus of stats, the rest gets -12.5%
Nationhood: When facing a foe with different economy civic, immune to status problems
Free Speech: When facing a foe with same government civic, immune to status problems

Labor Civics:
Tribalism: Can only have 3 pokémon in party, no turn penalty for switching
Slavery: Can receive HP bonus when foe faints
Serfdom: Easier to catch pokémon
Caste System: Pokémon can only breed with same Pokémon, eggs created under caste system can hatch pokémon with a special item attached
Emancipation: Foes with different Labor civics receive -10% of all stats

Economy Civics:
Decentralization: Pokémon gets no bonuses for holding items, pickup ability is changed
Mercantilism: Pokémon cannot be affected by civics of enemy trainer
Free Market: +10% money received for winning
State Property: Lead Pokémon gets -25% bonus of stats, the rest gets +12.5%
Environmentalism: Can receive a bonus for the type of environment battling in

Religion civics:
Paganism: Can receive a bonus for the type of environment battling in
Organized Religion: Depending on the type of religion you have, pokémon can receive a bonus
Theocracy: Pokémon cannot be affected by civics of enemy trainer
Pacifism: -20% Attack and Speed, +33% Defense and +20% Special Defense
Free Religion: No trainer religion, pokémon receives +25% Special Defense
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Old May 13, 2007, 12:49 PM   #2
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Old May 13, 2007, 02:18 PM   #3
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Old May 13, 2007, 07:04 PM   #4
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Old May 14, 2007, 06:23 AM   #5
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Old May 14, 2007, 06:47 AM   #6
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Old May 14, 2007, 06:51 AM   #7
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Discuiss the eventual stupidity of this thread here. And not in this thread!
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Old May 18, 2007, 12:12 AM   #8
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Old May 18, 2007, 04:16 PM   #9
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Old May 19, 2007, 02:20 AM   #10
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I can see it now...Pikachu is worshiped in the early religion "Pikkhism" and a bunch of fanatical atheists bring shotguns to turn the yellow rat into a puddle of blood...
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