The beauty (me) and the beast (within me)

Carabodes

Timid Viking Warlady
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(the ALC metamorphoses)
EDIT: Chapter II is now on page 2.

Here I was, happily wonder-building, all through vanilla and warlords, always winning due to low level playing. I kept military only for protection, and only fought if being attacked. I mostly stayed friends with each and every one, gave away techs when asked, had open borders with everyone that wanted, traded all sorts of resources, in fact, the life of the true pacifist. Once in a blue moon I visited the forum just to see if there was anything interesting to read, like a new patch coming out soon. From time to time I enjoyed a little multiplayer game with an old friend. The latter always won, but I got the most wonders, so I didn’t mind being second.

Then my friend bought me BtS.

All the new features made me visit the forum more frequently. At last I registered, and some automated function invited me to post something in the “I’m new to this forum”-thread. The snowball became an avalanche. I really started reading, and I started posting. And I read some more, and more …..

And then …. … …. Oh, yeah, I found the ALC-thread.
By the time I found it, game #18 was running near completion. I read through all 18 games. Day and night for more than a week I ate, breathed and dreamt ALC. Gave me a headache, that one did.

And the beast within was released!

This afternoon I enjoyed a multiplayer game with my friend, our third round into that particular game. I’m Huyana, my friend is Fredrick.
The first round:
I executed a MC-slingshot. I built the GW, oracle and GL. And that was that, wonder-wise (and I’m +50% wonderbuild as Huyana, go figure). My friend is getting all the wonders now, Fredrick must be ever so pleased with his human leader.
The second round:
I discovered I shared my continent with Julius and Mansa, and promptly decided: They’re dead! I started producing units en masse. Not being used to warfare, though, I missed the early rush, still have no idea how to time that exactly right. And I had no metal from the start (neither had Mansa), whilst Julius had both copper and iron. So, I just made myself a nice SoD with a mixture of units with different levels of upgradings.
The third round:
I went to war against Julle, by then I had 6 cities, he had 8 or 9. Praetorians? Bah! The only good praetorian is a dead praetorian. I threatened Mansa to join in on the fun (he still had no metal, I had iron). The poor sod was fighting for his life, but he served as a welcoming distraction. Half way through the war I squeezed some money (over 500 gold + 2 per turn) from Julle for a 10-turn peace whilst I gathered my forces and licked my wounds. During that period I did a Philosophy slingshot with a GS, got Liberalism and Astronomy from that. Mansa and Julle kept on fighting until Mansa begged to be my vassal. I agreed, and Mansa and Julle made peace.
Then I went to war! (Poor Mansa had to join in :D) When Julle had but 2 cities left, I asked him to capitulate. He refused (silly idiot) and said I had made an insulting demand. He refused! After having had to move his capital 5 times, he still didn’t understand which way the wind was blowing??? Oh, well, Julle is no more. Good riddance!

And thanks to my specialists, I’m not too far behind in techs, my friend is leading, I’m second although I’m only running at 30% (wars don’t come cheap).

And now, if I only can learn how to use the right units at the right moment, and give them the proper promotions, I might just take on yet another civ (Monty is already annoyed with me, why I don’t know, I’ve just met the guy – but he’s Monty, that’s reason enough, I suppose.) Mansa is (no wonder – dragging him into long lasting wars) cautious (-2) with me. Now all I have to do is make him a bit more unfriendly, just so that he no longer wants to be my vassal. And then he’s d-e-a-d!!!

And here ends the saga of how to turn a peace-loving, wonder-building timid Viking into a roaring, warmongering beast of a berserk.
 
what a great post! our story is now your story. claro que si.
welcome, and remember fondly your great wonders of the past.
 
Gracias, señor
(then maybe I should change my “Chieftess & timid Viking” to “Wild toadstool-eating berserk” and my signature to ¡Venceremos!)
 
No, no no...build build build. wonders are special, they are sexy and they are cool.
 
ohohoh. Bonjour, madame. Tres, tres, tres bien, as mon prof would say.

Broken French for all!
Anyways,if you're in Norway, what's up with the Spanish?!
For whatever reason, I feel the need to play on a Small Settler Continents as Gandhi, a remake of my first ever Civ game!
Bye!
 
ohohoh. Bonjour, madame. Tres, tres, tres bien, as mon prof would say.

Anyways,if you're in Norway, what's up with the Spanish?!

The power of chilean :culture:! In 1973 they started coming - and they conquered. You see, chileans have this friendship way of loving you to pieces and adopting you into their family, teaching you their language and their lyrics and their history. And after 34 years of heavy influence my norwegian cultural borders are almost completely gone. And I :love: it!

(And the "Gracias, señor" was a direct answer to LlamaCats use of spanish in his post.)
 
No, no no...build build build. wonders are special, they are sexy and they are cool.

Okey, maybe I'll build Rock'n Roll if I'm not too busy killing somebody, just to have a little music in my life. :lol:
(as I'm too :old: to be sexy, and never was :cool:, I just might let a wonder do the trick for me - just so I don't completely forget my golden days of wonders.;))
 
Keep eating those toadstools! (Actually, I want to test my avatar now I worked out how to reduce it to under 4K).
 
Okey, maybe I'll build Rock'n Roll if I'm not too busy killing somebody, just to have a little music in my life. :lol:
(as I'm too :old: to be sexy, and never was :cool:, I just might let a wonder do the trick for me - just so I don't completely forget my golden days of wonders.;))

I am 42 years old and nothing makes me feel young and vibrant like building a wonder i do not need, even as the enemy troops are crossing my borders. I have the prettiest cities they ever conquered
 
Keep eating those toadstools! (Actually, I want to test my avatar now I worked out how to reduce it to under 4K).
I'm on strickt mushroom diet from now on :D
Your avatar looks cute! You actually don't have to reduce it, it kind of "reduces itself" :confused:. Mine is 5.12K and went straight in, no protests from the system.
(and don't ask me to explain that, I'm extremely far from being a computer guru)
 
I am 42 years old and nothing makes me feel young and vibrant like building a wonder i do not need, even as the enemy troops are crossing my borders. I have the prettiest cities they ever conquered

I guess the beast was always lurking, since most of the wonders I did not build because they were nice to have, I built them to prevent the AI from getting them. And I felt espescially smug if I could finish a wonder just slightly ahead.:D Only 4 or 5 wonders were "a must"; oracle, GW (hate the attacking barbs), GL, (hanging gardens if in jungle), spiral minaret (all that gold! :drool:), and possibly Eiffel (to avoid having to build those stupid :hammers:-consuming broadcasttowers) and Space-elevator.
OK, that's more than 4 or 5 but: :drool:wonders:drool:
Edit: Oh, yeah, and AP, I hate being jihad'ed or trade embargoed by AI, so I NEED the AP (I simply have to be in charge :D)

And I never let AI take one of my cities, especially not the beautidul ones. Allthough peaceful, I'm always well prepared. Being paranoid, I keep spaming units (and upgrade each and every one of them, that's why I needed the SM for the gold - and all the religions and shrines for the same reason ;)), I've always been on top of the powergraph. I love feeling safe.

Young I feel when I can "waste" a whole day playing Civ or HoMM :D, or when I can chat here (look, I know how to use someting electronical :woohoo:) and/or get a good :rotfl:

And speeking of electonical use: Can somebody please tell me how to quote 2 different persons in one single post? The only way I have tried doing it is press "multiquote", but that's not working, nothing comes up. :confused:
I'm really a complete idiot when being close to a computer, those things make my brain go completely blank. :crazyeye:
 
I see that KMadCandy's (evil) twin sister decided to join in, congrats :goodjob:
Yup, we're all pretty strange, having normal lives and in the meantime playing some "silly":rolleyes: games and having enourmous (forbidden!:nono: ) fun.

Sisiutil's threads are simply great for boring/peaceful day at work, and brainstorm there gives You some kind of a sixth sense in-game after a while :cool:
Right now I'm playing solo because my mate no longer can deal with Monarch AI same way as I do and refuses to play with me :( :lol:

All the best Carabodes, hope You won't stop posting ;)
 
I'm on strickt mushroom diet from now on :D
Your avatar looks cute! You actually don't have to reduce it, it kind of "reduces itself" :confused:. Mine is 5.12K and went straight in, no protests from the system.
(and don't ask me to explain that, I'm extremely far from being a computer guru)


It's Toad from the Mushroom Kingdom (Super Mario series of games).

Toad from Mario Kart 64 said:
I'm the best!

I tried to find an audio sample but have had no luck (you need to say it in a ridiculously high-pitched voice to appreciate the brilliance that is Toad).
 
Yay for Carabodes and Chile!

Yeah. In my Settler Game I had Liberalism close to 100 AD! Had Tanks by 1000 AD, but that was after a domination round 500 AD>
 
One of us! One of us! One of us!
 
As I said in an earlier post:
“Can somebody please tell me how to quote 2 different persons in one single post?”
If I knew how to quote several people in one post, I wouldn’t have to go by way of Microsoft Word and a lot of Ctr+C/Ctrl+V to answer you all at once.
Please do tell me how.:please:

Quote Guardian PL:
“I see that KMadCandy's (evil) twin sister decided to join in, congrats”


I take that as a huge compliment – thank you! (maybe apart from the evil, but I suppose by now I have to accept I have it in me, and here I was thinking I was all good, a really nice person :blush:). If only I could aspire to be as skilled as KMad. She seems to really have the grip on game mechanics at any level and speed.

Quote Guardian PL:
“Right now I'm playing solo because my mate no longer can deal with Monarch AI same way as I do and refuses to play with me”


Your mate should adapt to a lower level, that’ll give him some leverage on you. ;)
My friend and I always play at different levels since he is way better than me and it would be boring for him to play at my level. It seems to work fine with two different levels in the same game. What does not work fine is my chances to win :sad:, as he’s way better than me (but I’m catching up, thanks to ALC and you guys :goodjob:).

Quote Guardian PL:
“All the best Carabodes, hope You won't stop posting ”


Thank you. And don’t be afraid of not hearing from me again, it’s kind of hard to stop somebody with severe verbal diarrhoea.

Quote ParadigmShifter:
“It's Toad from the Mushroom Kingdom (Super Mario series of games).
Quote:
Originally Posted by Toad from Mario Kart 64
I'm the best!
I tried to find an audio sample but have had no luck (you need to say it in a ridiculously high-pitched voice to appreciate the brilliance that is Toad).”


Ah, memories! My first encounter with electronic games was when my son reached the console-playing age. My favourite was The Lemmings.

Quote Swedishguy:
“A great player builds military units. A bad player builds wonders.”


And I do both (but mostly at different times :lol:), what does that make me, then, good and bad? I thought I’ve just proven that I was (note: in the past) good, now I’m evil!

Quote Swedishguy:
“Oh, and stop playing civ so much and check out the Off-Topic section!”


I just had a glance, never noticed that section before, many interesting subjects.
Anything particular you want me to read there, or are you just suggesting I should go wild with posts there and get off the strategy pages with my blabbering :D?
And what else than posting here, reading here and playing Civ should I do with my spare time, currently unemployed as I am?
(I noticed you’re from Eskilstuna, I have family there. So beware, I have :espionage: in your home town:mischief:! – or maybe you are part of my family:eek:?)

Quote TheWilltoAct:
And the best player does both”


That means I’ve been the best :queen: once, at least at low level. The first time I tried out offense (pre my encounter with ALC), the random engine gave me Shaka as leader. I had one city dedicated to spamming units and two cities dedicated to spamming wonders. I was about 14% from domination (after having killed Wan and Mao) when I won diplo by way of AP. That was kind of fun.

Quote Gooblah:
“Yay for Carabodes and Chile!
Yeah. In my Settler Game I had Liberalism close to 100 AD! Had Tanks by 1000 AD, but that was after a domination round 500 AD>”


That was earlier than I’ve ever managed, congrats! The best I’ve done in Vanilla was Rock’n Roll in 1300's AD. Back then I also had the videos on, and I used to rock along when reaching that point.

Quote Stuttrboy:
“One of us! One of us! One of us!”


Thank you ever so much, that’s a HUGE compliment. Too huge at the moment, I’ll still have to put in some mileage and up myself several levels before I can truly aspire to compare myself with the co-players of ALC :hatsoff:, not to mention the ultimate ALC-player, Sisiutil, he’s awesome :worship:. And it was so fun watching him rise through expansion packs and levels when reading all 18 games at once.
 
And speeking of electonical use: Can somebody please tell me how to quote 2 different persons in one single post? The only way I have tried doing it is press "multiquote", but that's not working, nothing comes up. :confused:
I'm really a complete idiot when being close to a computer, those things make my brain go completely blank. :crazyeye:

Two windows, copy/paste quotes from the other window into one huge post. (thats what i do :p, i'm to lazy to type the quote thingies)
 
Two windows, copy/paste quotes from the other window into one huge post. (thats what i do :p, i'm to lazy to type the quote thingies)
Thank you so much, I'll try that next time :wavey:
 
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