Any of ye heard of a thing called a hammerparty where you invite one of your friends to a party, but when he shows up its not a party at all but 5 or 6 of you and your friends who proceed to batter him into submission with hammers?
That's who I thought this thread would be about.but on a related note....
Jesus lighten up guys...
Incidentally Ram: the hammer/tools pun? Delicious...
MC Hammer isn't light enough for ya?
Maybe there's just some confusion. Did you friends say: "let's invite ted over tomorrow night and get him hammered?'![]()
Um yeah, that would be assault and you'd deserve to spend some time with a nice, pretty cellmate in the Aryan Brotherhood who makes you his girlfriend.
So the whole thread is just to expose tight arsed party poopers then?![]()
Over here, on the continent, we have football as pastime. Maybe you islanders should give it a try, someday.
Any of ye heard of a thing called a hammerparty where you invite one of your friends to a party, but when he shows up its not a party at all but 5 or 6 of you and your friends who proceed to batter him into submission with hammers?
anyway, ye are all taking it the wrong way. It looks worse in print than it is in practice. I'm not talking about murder or anything, just beating about the face, head, brow, neck, shoulders, arms, torso, back and chestal area someone until they lapse into unconciousness
I think this type of thing originiated in Newcastle