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Any of ye heard of a thing called a hammerparty where you invite one of your friends to a party, but when he shows up its not a party at all but 5 or 6 of you and your friends who proceed to batter him into submission with hammers?
 
Any of ye heard of a thing called a hammerparty where you invite one of your friends to a party, but when he shows up its not a party at all but 5 or 6 of you and your friends who proceed to batter him into submission with hammers?

:confused: Here in Canada we tend to call that a 'lynching', and you generally don't invite a friend....

but on a related note....

Spoiler :
STOP!

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HAMMERTIME!
 
but on a related note....
That's who I thought this thread would be about.

As for the OP, sounds like your friends are a bunch of tools. Brings a whole new meaning to 'getting hammered at a party'.
 
Jesus lighten up guys...

Incidentally Ram: the hammer/tools pun? Delicious...
 
Jesus lighten up guys...

Incidentally Ram: the hammer/tools pun? Delicious...

MC Hammer isn't light enough for ya? :)

Maybe there's just some confusion. Did you friends say: "let's invite ted over tomorrow night and get him hammered?' :mischief:
 
MC Hammer isn't light enough for ya? :)

Maybe there's just some confusion. Did you friends say: "let's invite ted over tomorrow night and get him hammered?' :mischief:

No confusion, its just a prank, like putting a fake ice-cube with a fly in it in someones drink or an enjoyment buzzer. you, Che, are exempt from charges of being non-lightened-up.
 
Um yeah, that would be assault and you'd deserve to spend some time with a nice, pretty cellmate in the Aryan Brotherhood who makes you his girlfriend.
 
Um yeah, that would be assault and you'd deserve to spend some time with a nice, pretty cellmate in the Aryan Brotherhood who makes you his girlfriend.

I doubt that, there really arent many Aryans here, never mind Aryan Brotherhood members.
 
So the whole thread is just to expose tight arsed party poopers then? :huh:

I'm surprised at you, youre English... I think this type of thing originiated in Newcastle

anyway, ye are all taking it the wrong way. It looks worse in print than it is in practice. I'm not talking about murder or anything, just beating about the face, head, brow, neck, shoulders, arms, torso, back and chestal area someone until they lapse into unconciousness


sheesh
 
Over here, on the continent, we have football as pastime. Maybe you islanders should give it a try, someday.
 
Any of ye heard of a thing called a hammerparty where you invite one of your friends to a party, but when he shows up its not a party at all but 5 or 6 of you and your friends who proceed to batter him into submission with hammers?

WTH?

Though it does remind me of a humorous XKCD comic.

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anyway, ye are all taking it the wrong way. It looks worse in print than it is in practice. I'm not talking about murder or anything, just beating about the face, head, brow, neck, shoulders, arms, torso, back and chestal area someone until they lapse into unconciousness

We do that but usually we use shoes and the person is on the ground and squirming. Oh and the person is in question is a either a dumbass or a douchebag.
 
This hits me as being a very bad idea, and I'm glad Ram nailed why pretty quickly, even though apparently we'll have to hammer the message a few more times.
 
The thought 'joke thread' arises...
 
Who the bloody hell would want to do something like that to a friend? To someone I don't like, sure, albeit not using a method that would probably leave me in court with a very hefty fine...

I think this type of thing originiated in Newcastle

Oh. That explains everything.
 
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