Hilarious Aztec event!

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On a long nostalgia trip
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BWAHAHAHA! This is the best event ive ever seen!

You need to be Aztec and have a Sacrificial altar to have this event, but its worth it!




At the what feast, a man who was the what of what escaped from the what of what?
 
Yeh i got that one too I think they got the idea from the movie Apocolypto.
 
Tezcatlipoca was the main Aztec god, the Lord of the Smoking Mirror. The other title I'd guess is some kind of priest.
 
my favorite event is the courthouse thing where the message that pops up is many, many paragraphs long, and each answer is really long too. And in the end all the event does is give you +1 gold for your courthouse! it's like reading a novel, all for that...
 
And why is this hilarious?
 
Yeh i got that one too I think they got the idea from the movie Apocolypto.
Apocalypto was about Mayans, not Aztecs. Their empires were close enough together for culture to perhaps trickle back and forth between them, but they were quite distinct on the whole.

Human sacrifice just happens to be one religious idea that's been invented everywhere.
 
Yeh,i know there's a distinction but i was just saying they could've got the idea from that movie.
 
Gameplay wise, this is quite unbalance for the aztecs. They should add a benefit to the second option like +2 happiness for 15 turns (like whipped)
 
They probably did it to balance out the power of his whipping, just like the capital revolts were added to nerf slavery in general. Plus Monty is a jerk. he deserves this and worse.
 
Yeah i was doing Montezuma's revenge, a great strategy guide. Used Oracle to get CoL.
 
Good news for the guy that i dont have 100 gold though...
 
It looks like you have bigger problems than the missing sacrifice - in the form of a significant warrior invasion from the south. Maybe there should be an option to slap your advisor and tell him to get with the program.
 
@Silence101:

No war with AI indicated, those warriors are Barbs, not invited through the Wall. :nono: :lol:
 
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