Good Wish/Bad Wish VII: (Not-so) Lucky Number

choxorn · Jul 4, 2008

Okay, you all know how to play, right? You Grant the previous poster's wish in a way that twists it around somehow, then make your own wish to be twisted!

Example:

"I wish I had a million dollars"

"Granted, it's in Monopoly money"

Rules:

-Please don't make excessively long wishes or twists, they are highly annoying. At the very least, don't do this very often.
-Thou shalt not flame, troll, or spam.
-Do not do something that you know others will find annoying. This means you, Stylesrj.
-Don't make the same wish or use the same twist repetitively, it gets annoying after a while.
-This game is meant to be fun. Please don't do things that will make it not fun for other people.
-If you break these rules repetitavely, I'll have to [Monty Burns] RELEASE TEH MODS.[/Monty Burns]

Okay, that's about it. Have fun!

I wish I had a tasty, non-poisoned Apple Pie.

Stylesrj · Jul 4, 2008

Granted. You HAD the pie, now you don't

I wish I can has cheeseburger?

Neverwonagame3 · Jul 4, 2008

Granted, there is now the possibility of you having a cheeseburger.

I wish a logically impossible action would happen.

choxorn · Jul 4, 2008

Granted, a banana is blue. This is illogical, because bananas are yellow. Not quite what you were hoping for.

@Styles: Past tense grants are technically breaking the "Dont be annoying" rule, you know.

I wish to add to my first post the rule "Don't make past tense wish grants" with an explanation of what they are.

mythmonster2 · Jul 4, 2008

Granted, you are needed as part of a sacrifice to accomplish it (Sorry, that's just my first ever twist on a new thread)

I wish that 4th of July Fireworks were even awesomer.

Neverwonagame3 · Jul 5, 2008

(NOTE: For something to be logically impossible it must be self-contradictory for it to happen. I'll let that one pass, but it wasn't refuted)

Granted- the past is altered so they used to be even awesomer.

I wish for a logically impossible action to happen.

Stylesrj · Jul 5, 2008

Granted. Oranges are now purple with pink polka dots.

I wish to be rich and famous!

sepamu92 · Jul 5, 2008

Something being the wrong color isn't even near logically impossible. Plus it's not an action.

As to your wish: Granted. You're Tom Cruise.

I wish that this thread will be the best in all of cyberspace!

Bigfoot3814 · Jul 5, 2008

Granted. This is as good as it gets. The standard for internet quality plummets so much that nobody bothers using it anymore. And then people listen to the radio again! Yay!

I wish people would listen to the radio again, like they used to in the olden days.

Neverwonagame3 · Jul 5, 2008

Unfourtunately, the quality of radio skydives.

I wish somebody would actually figure out a way of getting around the problem of my first wish and making an appopriate counterpost, and use it.

Stylesrj · Jul 5, 2008

Well if an Orange is coloured purple, it makes no logical sense, because it isn't an orange then, it's purple.

Granted. Quantum Singularities are logically proven to be impossible, but only in theory, like everything. Everything is a theory!

I wish people would accept the Counter Theory (everything is done with counters, you know, those little plastic buttons in different colours)

Neverwonagame3 · Jul 5, 2008

Something can, without logical contradiction, be called an orange without being the colour orange.

kill fire · Jul 5, 2008

Granted, but they wil never accept YOU!

I wish that a spoon was stuck in George W. Bush's coccyx

Stylesrj · Jul 5, 2008

Nothing wrong about my own acceptance kill fire, as long as my theory is out there and people accept that, then I'm happy

Deep Thought · Jul 5, 2008

kill fire said:
Granted, but they wil never accept YOU!

I wish that a spoon was stuck in George W. Bush's coccyx

Granted, it's also stuck on your shoulder.

I wish a smelly pair of socks.

Stylesrj · Jul 5, 2008

Granted. They smell so bad you pass out and die.

I wish for my leg to no longer feel tired.

Catharsis · Jul 5, 2008

Granted. It now feels depressed, and hops you off a tall building.

I wish for seven flawless blue crystals, laid out in a line across a white tablecloth, with the smallest on the left and the largest on the right.

KaiserElectric · Jul 5, 2008

Granted. They are combustable with oxygen, so they explode and kill you.

I wish I had an X-wing fighter.

Stylesrj · Jul 5, 2008

Granted. You try blowing a up a death star with it, when the Borg Cube destroys it.

I wish to Rickroll Choxorn.

choxorn · Jul 5, 2008

Granted, but trashcat is not impressed.

I wish I could impress trashcat.

Good Wish/Bad Wish VII: (Not-so) Lucky Number

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Watermelon Headcrab

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Prince

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Enormous Midget

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