sealman
Hater of Babylonians
The Origins of War
1600 AD
Egyptian General Ramses is in his quarters on board the Light of the Sea contemplating his orders. The German coast lies just over the horizon and Ramses has been given the order to invade and take the city of New Berlin. Ramses is not afraid of war but is hesitant about becoming the first Egyptian General to start a conflict with another power. Egypt has always been a peaceful nation, although two wars with the long forgotten Japanese began as defensive actions. Also, the wars that captured former Roman holdings, as well as his birth city, Pyrmidia (formally known as Veii), were instigated by the Romans, who have since become a province of Egypt. Why then does Cleopatra, the third of that name, wish to bring war to the Barbarians of German?
The answer can be found many years ago. Cleopatras grandmother, Cleopatra I discovered the bliss of fine German wines, and German furs were found scattered throughout her palace. During the reign of Hapatut, Cleopatra Is daughter, the price of these fine German luxuries climbed higher and higher after each treaty ran its course. Knowing that one day, Egypt will be unable to afford Germanys demands, an expedition was sent forth to settle a lone island off the coast of Germany. There the city of Frutopia was settled and founded and the staging point for an invasion of Germany was established. During the following years, Egyptian ships set sail for Fruitopia carrying the elements of the largest army ever assembled. This army is now in the ships of Ramses fleet, as the coast of Germany grows closer.
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Tutman, the governor of Fruitopia, sits along the battlements of his city watching his musket troops drill. These men know that once war with German beings, Fruitopia will bear the brunt of the German counterattacks. As he watches his men, movement out on the fields to the north of the city catches his eye. He turns and sees a regiment of troops marching his way. The battle flag of the German Empire can be seen blowing in the wind as the troops advance.
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The Egyptian Royal Courier is escorted into the German Chancellors office. Bismarck looks up from his desk and demands to know what this intrusion is about.
Your excellency, begins the Courier. Her royal highness, Queen of the Egyptians, demands that the German military to leave the isle of Fruitopia at once.
You Queen demands this of the mighty German Nation? Does she not know that this island of yours is located inside German waters? This island belongs to Germany and we wish the Egyptians to leave.
Your Excellency, Egyptians settlers arrived and settled the island. Germany held no claim on the land.
Does your Queen understand that Germany can take what she wants? Our muskets are much more accurate than Egyptian ones. Let me demonstrate.
With that, Bismarck picks up the loaded musket near his desk and fires at the Courier. The bullet strikes the Courier in the chest and he is dead before he hits the ground. Tell that woman that we are at war!
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The German Regiment on the outskirts of Fruitopia attacks the city, unaware that the 2 new regiments of muskets had arrived the previous day. The German bowmen, expecting a single regiment of pikemen, are thoroughly routed. Thus begins the war between the two greatest and strongest civilizations in the world.
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info: playing large map, most civs possible, regent level and the DYP mod.
1600 AD
Egyptian General Ramses is in his quarters on board the Light of the Sea contemplating his orders. The German coast lies just over the horizon and Ramses has been given the order to invade and take the city of New Berlin. Ramses is not afraid of war but is hesitant about becoming the first Egyptian General to start a conflict with another power. Egypt has always been a peaceful nation, although two wars with the long forgotten Japanese began as defensive actions. Also, the wars that captured former Roman holdings, as well as his birth city, Pyrmidia (formally known as Veii), were instigated by the Romans, who have since become a province of Egypt. Why then does Cleopatra, the third of that name, wish to bring war to the Barbarians of German?
The answer can be found many years ago. Cleopatras grandmother, Cleopatra I discovered the bliss of fine German wines, and German furs were found scattered throughout her palace. During the reign of Hapatut, Cleopatra Is daughter, the price of these fine German luxuries climbed higher and higher after each treaty ran its course. Knowing that one day, Egypt will be unable to afford Germanys demands, an expedition was sent forth to settle a lone island off the coast of Germany. There the city of Frutopia was settled and founded and the staging point for an invasion of Germany was established. During the following years, Egyptian ships set sail for Fruitopia carrying the elements of the largest army ever assembled. This army is now in the ships of Ramses fleet, as the coast of Germany grows closer.
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Tutman, the governor of Fruitopia, sits along the battlements of his city watching his musket troops drill. These men know that once war with German beings, Fruitopia will bear the brunt of the German counterattacks. As he watches his men, movement out on the fields to the north of the city catches his eye. He turns and sees a regiment of troops marching his way. The battle flag of the German Empire can be seen blowing in the wind as the troops advance.
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The Egyptian Royal Courier is escorted into the German Chancellors office. Bismarck looks up from his desk and demands to know what this intrusion is about.
Your excellency, begins the Courier. Her royal highness, Queen of the Egyptians, demands that the German military to leave the isle of Fruitopia at once.
You Queen demands this of the mighty German Nation? Does she not know that this island of yours is located inside German waters? This island belongs to Germany and we wish the Egyptians to leave.
Your Excellency, Egyptians settlers arrived and settled the island. Germany held no claim on the land.
Does your Queen understand that Germany can take what she wants? Our muskets are much more accurate than Egyptian ones. Let me demonstrate.
With that, Bismarck picks up the loaded musket near his desk and fires at the Courier. The bullet strikes the Courier in the chest and he is dead before he hits the ground. Tell that woman that we are at war!
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The German Regiment on the outskirts of Fruitopia attacks the city, unaware that the 2 new regiments of muskets had arrived the previous day. The German bowmen, expecting a single regiment of pikemen, are thoroughly routed. Thus begins the war between the two greatest and strongest civilizations in the world.
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info: playing large map, most civs possible, regent level and the DYP mod.