Comedy Improv One-Liner Contest Thread, Part Two

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I like my women like I like my gym clothes: as non-living objects.
 
I like my women like I like my gym clothes: On me no matter what I do.
 
I like my women like I like my gym clothes: worn out by everyone and stuffed in a locker when we're done with them.
 
I like my women like I like my Gatorade: always energetic, sometimes Fierce, sometimes Focused, avalaible when i'm feeling getting sweaty...
 
I like my women like i like my Gatorade: delicious, plentiful, and available for $1.50.
 
Alright, I'll play for a while:

I like my women like I like my Gatorade: Flung at my back in front of cheering crowds of thousands.
 
I like my women like my gatorade...2 for 4.99 !!
 
I like my women like I like my KFC...

with a biscuit !!
 
Sorry about the delay; our network's been on the fritz. Anyhow, Earthling wins.
Spoiler My attempt :
I like my women like I like my Gatorade: Mostly artificial, but delicious nonetheless.
 
Really - thanks! Alright then, I'll have to make sure I don't repeat something from the other thread...
*erm, hang-on, other thread didn't reach even 1000 posts, that's odd ;)

Well, I think fate settled that for me, I could be mistaken but I thought I just saw a train with tanks on it go by.

I like my women like I like my trains.
 
You have to pay to ride ?
 
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