You are the dictator of the world!

In the spirit of "you are" threads, I wonder -- what would you do if you ruled the world with absolute power? I'll post mine later

Promote the rule of the intelligent, lead man to the frontier of space, increase efficiency by leaps, give liberty to all!

I would use my vast wealth and resources tooo.......create the world biggest hat...with the world's biggest feather init, it shall be soooo big that it would circle the Earth and cause tides to rise!!, and to all oppses me and my Hat, a plague of lice from the space hat shall destroy their!!!! umm...uhh....self-respect.... BHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I would build a huge castle for myself the size of Rhode Island. And then build a 1000 foot statue of myself in honor of myself.

Same answer from the You are Dubya thread. Same sort of dictator .

Originally posted by rmsharpe
In the spirit of "you are" threads, I wonder -- what would you do if you ruled the world with absolute power?

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I'd corrupt absolutly

I'd appoint Simon Darkshade as Prime Minister, Knowltok as Second Minister, Curt Sibling as Minister of War, RMSharpe as Minister of Espionage, Insurgent as Secretary of State, Becka as Secretary of the Interior, Nixon as Director of Internal Security, Richard III as Chairman of the Imperial Reserve Board, and Zarn as Minister of the Environment.

After making those appointments, I would then retire to a fortress-like estate and live out my remaining days in decadent splendor using monies siphoned away from the imperial treasury. All the while, watching with interest the results of my experiment in dictatorship.

Yes, I know, I know. It's quite the burden, really.

What if you already are the dictator of the world?

My reign of doom would blossom after my sucessful attack on the free world,
conquering Europe and America with my superior laser armies and space navies!
To amuse my inhuman mind I would blow the Middle East to atoms,

"What are you ME whingers on CFC going to argue about now, Eh?"

Then I vapourise all world leaders, except Tony Blair, which I would employ as a jester.
I would hand out plum jobs in my empire to all my allies on the CFC.
Darkshade would rule the netherworld,
rmsharpe could have the new Soviet Russia,
Ohkrana would be in charge of capital punishment,
Mikoyan would be in charge of all drunken rockers,
Switch would be master of all harems containing buxom girls.

I would pay a visit to the Discontinued States of America (it's new name under my regime).
Driving in my King Tiger tank up to the smouldering ruins of the Whitehouse,
Finally, standing before a cowering George Wally Bush,

I would state;
"Kneel before Zod!"

Bush;
"Why y'all called Zod? I thought you where Enemy Ace?"

I would answer, whipping out my Luger;
"Don't spoil my power trip, old man!"
Then put a bullet though his brain...

Although it is such small target I would have to empty a magazine to find it...

I would then reshape the world in my sick vision!
A garden of eden, filled with Roman depravity and imperialistic pomposity!

Originally posted by CurtSibling
Switch would be master of all harems containing buxom girls.

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I'm down with that.

I would have a big palace built for me then hide in it growing paranoid that everyone was out to get me and the have them all killed. That's what all good dictators do

I'd get drunk.

i would biuld a big Palace and a space station and have everyone hipnotised so eveyone would obey me and reck havok

i would resign in favour of my hamster...

Originally posted by Switch625
I'd appoint Simon Darkshade as Prime Minister, Knowltok as Second Minister, Curt Sibling as Minister of War, RMSharpe as Minister of Espionage, Insurgent as Secretary of State, Becka as Secretary of the Interior, Nixon as Director of Internal Security, Richard III as Chairman of the Imperial Reserve Board, and Zarn as Minister of the Environment.

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Can I be minister of Justice?

I would have the world Waiter me. They are my servants. If they don't do as I tell them they are flung into space!!

Originally posted by Perfection
Can I be minister of Justice?

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There is no justice in a dictatorship.

I'd give everyone here a little personal gift

Switch - A personal party put on by the cast of Babylon 5
Thunderfall - A new server for the CFC
Comrade Davo - A brewery
Simon Darkshade - I'd let him preform a few "tests" with nuclear missles
RMsharpe - A custom avatar
Newfangle - A personal party put on by the republican party and hosted by Rush Limbaugh
Octavian X - His own Krispy Kreme franchise
Hotdogfish - A therapist
And for everybody else, LINUX boxes and fuzzy kittens

Boohoo nobody put me on their list