Who will teach me English!?

Great Cyrus

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hi. my english is'nt very good for that i can't speak with u very well. who can help me.(teah me english well!).
El_Machinae do'nt clear this thread.
 
Watch infidel American TV shows for few years, your English will improve (and become irreversibly corrupted at the same time :lol: ).
 
Your English, while not perfect, is almost completely understandable. I doubt direct lessons would be of any use to you now, just try and watch out for little gramatical mistakes you may make and try and correct them.
 
Problem is that we dont see them :D There were users who helped me little, but it would be nice to be corrected in some special thread.

Well, I am surely doing it too, but I noticed you're often literally translating Czech phrases and collocations which simply don't exist in English. Also you often ignore the proper word order, which is MUCH more important in English than it is in Czech.
 
i said u i am muslim?
just i whanna learn english well!

One thing...

FOR THE LOVE OF THE NON-EXISTENT GOD, stop writing "u" instead of "you". It sucks even when native speakers do it, and it makes your writing even less understandable when your English isn't that perfect. The same goes to the rest of the "internet slang" words.
 
Well, I am surely doing it too, but I noticed you're often literally translating Czech phrases and collocations which simply don't exist in English. Also you often ignore the proper word order, which is MUCH more important in English than it is in Czech.
I know, my teacher described it as Czenglish
 
One thing...

FOR THE LOVE OF THE NON-EXISTENT GOD, stop writing "u" instead of "you". It sucks even when native speakers do it, and it makes your writing even less understandable when your English isn't that perfect.

stupid, why "U" "R" enemy with me? i like all people and YOU! what you want? i say: DOWN WITH AHMADINEJAD! it's okay!?
again i wrote untrue. sorry, "wanna".
 
Gee, calm down :crazyeye:

I simply asked you if you could stop doing it. It is extremely annoying to me and to lots of other people as well. Is it that hard to type in the two extra letters?
 
How about we make a thread where non-English speakers can improve their English (English 101?)

I'll be happy to help, though not so much since English is my second language as well :p

i want a teacher!! as winner & it's horse!

Well, what are you trying to say here?
 
Good idea, tailless. I was thinking about asking people on this forum to correct my mistakes when they quote me - it's the only way I can weed out the persistent problems with my English.
 
Good idea, tailless. I was thinking about asking people on this forum to correct my mistakes when they quote me - it's the only way I can weed out the persistent problems with my English.

your English is almost as good as mine (I use the word 'good' to mean correct here, there's no moral judgement implied). Only mistake you regularly make is, ironically a religious one, you say "thank the gods", we say "thank God" (unless you are trying to subtly push a polytheist agenda).
 
aha!
and i need to a movie with good speaking.ummmmm, god father is very good. i understand that.
 
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