Elta
我不会把这种
I was at the store about an hour ago getting ingredients for a cheesecake, when some guy who looked like a more fit older version of me came up to me and looked me straight in the eye.
He said "Hey, does anyone ever tell you that you are real handsome?"
I said "All the time! Thanks man, you too"
He turned the corner, after two or three seconds I went after him because I had to get a picture, or else no one would believe how similar this guy looks.
He was gone, no magic trick could have gotten him away from eye sight that quickly, he vanished in thin air.. ...... All there was, was a yellow sticky note on the ground. I picked it up and read it, it said "No puedes ignorar mi circunferencia"
In English - You can't ignore my girth.
Only I could have left that note!
He said "Hey, does anyone ever tell you that you are real handsome?"
I said "All the time! Thanks man, you too"
He turned the corner, after two or three seconds I went after him because I had to get a picture, or else no one would believe how similar this guy looks.
He was gone, no magic trick could have gotten him away from eye sight that quickly, he vanished in thin air.. ...... All there was, was a yellow sticky note on the ground. I picked it up and read it, it said "No puedes ignorar mi circunferencia"
In English - You can't ignore my girth.
Only I could have left that note!
i need a science nerd to answer this please
