Hypothetical situation: Waterloo

Do we really have to go through counter-factuals once a month without fail on this board? Haven't we gone through all the reasons why these exercises are impossible and worthless already?
 
Indeed.

What would have happened if Napoleon won? Disscus.

Well, first of all, for that to happen he shouldn't have dozed off sitting in his chair while viewing the battlefield. (And ofcourse, as usual, one or two of his generals shouldn't have been mucking about on the battlefield, effectively helping the enemy.)

Other than that, the 100 days were doomed from the start anyway...
 
Do we really have to go through counter-factuals once a month without fail on this board? Haven't we gone through all the reasons why these exercises are impossible and worthless already?

Because they're fun to think about, that's why!
 
The nature of the defeat would probably have a very great impact on the resolution of the Congress of Vienna, so it's not as clear-cut as mah boiiiii Ag wants to make it. A humiliating defeat for British arms, with the slack being picked up by (presumably?) the Austrians and Russians, certainly adds weight to the Humboldtian argument for a harsh peace, and at the very least it will make a Congress of Aachen out of the question.
 
Now, what is the best way to tag silly threads like this for off-topic?

Anyway, to answer that question, I think Alexander the Great and Zheng He will stop fighting to go medieval on Napoleon's arse
 
Now, what is the best way to tag silly threads like this for off-topic?

Anyway, to answer that question, I think Alexander the Great and Zheng He will stop fighting to go medieval on Napoleon's arse
Not if Poland has anything to say about it, they won't!
 
the french will still lose at a later date.
Yes, but Dachs is right that it will change the diplomatic gambit once the defeat is complete. And it's not just that the rest of us won't be subjected to 200 years of British chest-thumping over Waterloo.;) Could be Austrian or Russian instead, which arguable might not be better...

Let's say it's the Russians doing the heavy lifting. The occupation of Paris left an indelible mark on people as Russia's entry into western European politics for real, with cossacks patrolling the streets. Now imagine it's the Russians who have delivered the coup de grace? Imagine they have Napoleon himself under lock and key? Will they make a martyr out of him or what?
 
Yes, well, the British will do that, won't they? Actually there are historians which give credit where credit is due, like a recent history on Russia's defeat of Napoleon in 1812, which gave the campaign against Napoleon its momentum and made his removal from a position of power possible in the first place. Napoleon was well aware of Russia's power - which is why he fled to the British, deludedly expecting some act of grace from that quarter.
 
Yes, well, the British will do that, won't they?
Make a martyr of him? Well, the British sort of went out of their way to NOT do that.

Unfortunately the job as Imperial jailer fell to poor hapless Hudson Lowe. Napoleon both would and could self-consciously cast himself as a martyr to English perfidity, adding to the Bonapartiste mythology of 19th c. France.:king:
 
Yes, well, the British will do that, won't they? Actually there are historians which give credit where credit is due, like a recent history on Russia's defeat of Napoleon in 1812, which gave the campaign against Napoleon its momentum and made his removal from a position of power possible in the first place. Napoleon was well aware of Russia's power - which is why he fled to the British, deludedly expecting some act of grace from that quarter.

This is always strange - why didn't we put Napoleon on trial and execute him?
 
This is always strange - why didn't we put Napoleon on trial and execute him?
Because that would have given him a platform, and made him a martyr in France. None of which a good idea. He might actually have preferred it, rather than being packed off to a speck in the south Atlantic to waste away as was done.
 
You know, you don't need to even read the threads you hate so passionately.
 
This is always strange - why didn't we put Napoleon on trial and execute him?
Because one does not execute deposed heads of state as a matter of course; that he was an enemy did not necessarily make him a criminal.
 
the french will still lose at a later date.
This is unintentional comedy. You know, because it's France?

Agreed with Traitorfish. Just because Napoleon was an enemy head-of-state does not make him a war criminal, and killing him would have just made him a martyr anyway.
 
What is it with French jokes? France has a long and mostly proud military history, and though they fell quickly in 1940, Denmark almost immediately surrendered, and many other nations folded quickly, but you don't hear constant jokes about them.
 
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