Roll to Dodge: Well, Here I am

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ROLL TO DODGE
“Well, Here I Am”

Welcome to my second installment of Roll To Dodge.

Skip this part if you already know the rules.

1. Post an action.
2. I will roll one of my trusty six sided dice and tell you the outcome of your action.

If, by some odd twist of fate, something is flying towards you, you get a free roll to dodge it. If you die, you lose the game. You win if everybody else is dead.

Here is how the die rolls work out:
1- Epic failure. You actually take the exact opposite action.
2- Failure.
3- Marginal success.
4- Success.
5- Perfect success.
6- Overshot.

You can virtually do anything, but be careful since you have a 50% chance of screwing it up. If you post multiple actions at once, only the first action will be taken. This will disregard all other actions and intent.

Also, if you attempt to take an action without an intermediate action (example, you try to wear a shirt you are not carrying) the action auto-fails. You can't take the same action twice in a row, and only the first action you submit before I post the results of every bodies actions will be resolved.

Example:
You all are trapped inside a jail cell. What do you do
Player 1: I take out my laser cutter and cut through the bars
Me: Automatic 2: You rummage around in your pockets for the nonexistent laser cutter. You trip and fall on someone's foot.
Roll to dodge for Player two: 3
You manage to pull out most of your leg, but your toes got crushed.

Player Two: UGH! I kick Player 1 in the face.
Me: 6: You jump up and seem to levitate over the Player 1. You execute a perfect flip, your toes just brushing the roof, and snap one leg forward in time to connect with Player1's face. The force of your kick makes the room explode. People go flying out the cell. Roll to Dodge[5]. Everyone miraculously missed the glass of water.

DO NOT FREAKING SKIP THIS PART EVEN IF YOU ALREADY KNOW THE RULES

Of course, this game isn’t one of those normal Roll to Dodge when you seek to kill everyone else :evil:.

This game is about survival. You seek to live as long as possible while performing actions that will make your character comfortable.

Since this game is no longer about killing other people, different way of determining winners apply.

Scoreboard.
Performing any action that allows your character to become more comfortable: +5 point

Performing any action that allows your character to become happy: +10 point

Performing any action that allows your character to become ecstatic: +20 point

Killing a weak enemy trying to kill you: +1 point

Killing an intermediate enemy trying to kill you: +5 point

Killing a strong enemy trying to kill you: +10 point

Killing a very strong enemy trying to kill you: +15 point

Killing a Boss: +30 points.

Dying: -70 point

Heavily wounded by an accident: -20 point

Sloth: -30 point

Becoming displeased: -5 point

Becoming hateful at oneself: -10 point

Teamkill: -20 point

(Note: a takedown of a very strong, or a boss creature will earn everyone heavily involved 2/3 of the points possible)

(Note 2: Be creative :evil:.)

Waves of enemies:
To accelerate the flow of the game, I have taken the liberty of putting in official waves of enemies. Things will become apparent when it gets there…


Anyways, you all wake up in a house. There is nobody else inside there except for a convenient arms dealer selling weapons. (No, he does not sell replacement arms.... okay, maybe he does).

Although there probably is a puma in the basement, as evidenced by "BEWARE OF THE PUMA" signs, the lack of stairs (somebody ripped it away with the strength of Hulk), and a locked door (god knows how you figured out how it was locked).

Outside world is filled with snow. There is a crashed plane outside which you all presume carried you into this mess. There are cries of pain in the snowstorm that envelops the house, but you don't know where it comes from.

But you know one thing, they can't be good.

Your all are thirsty, hungry, and cold. Your inventory spaces are emptry as well. Now GO!
 
Signups: (14/15)

Name:Choxorn
HP: 24/25
Score: 20
Items: Combat Shotgun (+1 Defence roll. 13 bullets left. Equipped)
(Ak-47: +1 attack roll. 96 bullets left (uses 16 bullets per attack)
Location: Basement of doom

Name: Earthling
HP: 24/25
Score:22
Items: Spear that shoots spears of the freaking gods
Location: REAL WORLD OF DOOM


Name: Omega124
HP:0/25 GHHHHHHOST
Score:0
Items: Epic Suit (Common Infected Zombies cannot detect)
Location: Front Hall

Name: civplayah/Zaphod
HP: 19/25
Score:5
Items: Cocktail of red liquid. Gem of Arrakis
Location: 1st Bedroom.

Name:Perfection
HP: 22/25
Score:30
Items: Brain Boost!
Location: Arms Dealer's Bedroom

Name:Abbadon
HP: 24/25
Score:5
Items: Top Hat (+1 roll)
Location: Front Hall

Name:Bananalee
HP: 22/25
Score:40
Items:
Location: Front Hall

Name: TheLastOne36
HP: 15/25
Score:-5
Items: Baton (+1 protect)
Location: Basement. OF DOOM!


Name: Catharsis
HP: 25/25
Score:19
Items:
Location: Looking Glass Maze

Name:Milarqui
HP: 31/40 (NAZI ALIEN. +1 to attack and Stealth)
Score: 10
Items:
Location: Front Hall

Name:Kill Fire
HP: 13/25
Score:
Items:
Location: Front Hall

Name: landlubber
HP: 18/25
Score: 20
Items:
Location: Basement TV roo

Name: Double A
HP: 0/25 (epic failed to death)
Score: 0
Items: none
Location: 40000 kelvin furnace

BIG SISTER
HP: 61/70
Item: Big stabby thing
Location: somewhere



BIG BROTHER
HP:160/200
Item: Bear Hands
Location: Manhatten



The Epic Vending Machine
HP: 100/100
Item: Everything
Location: Front Hall


TANK
HP: 100000/100000. No I am just kidding. 20/50
Item: Fists from HELL
Location: Front Hall


You may now post
 
I'm in.

Do I have any money to buy something from the arms dealer?
 
No, but nothing ventured, nothing gained :).

and just a note, THEY are coming :mwaha:
 
In that case, I say "Look Over There!" and steal one of his guns while he's distracted.
 
Wow, totally just realized something I never thought of before. Also in.

I'll get down to some summoning then. We could always use some summoned allies/fodder. For now I'll try to summon:

Loki the evil, hated, tormenting clown from Fall From Heaven who also spams said phrase. "Here I am"
 
I'm planning to cut down the game amounts.. I really want to join, but..

Could you sign me up as a reserve please?
 
INNNNNNNNNnnnnn

Find a large supply of Valium
 
I am so in with this.

First Action: I become Perfection's wingman in seducing the arms dealer.
 
Friendly notice: Please recruit some more players :)

Edit: :mwaha: to anyone who thought thiswas an update
 
Now post an action :trouble:
 
DA TUTORIAL
Because everyone needs n00b time.

In that case, I say "Look Over There!" and steal one of his guns while he's distracted.

1: You say "OH MY GAWD LOOK! A DISTRACTION!!!" causing the gender-confused arms dealer to look behind her in fright. You pull out a Plasma Rifle MK-5 from your back pocket that you didn't realize you had and shove it into her infinite storage of weapons.

Mythmonster said:
In and help Chox with distracting the arms dealer.

2: You somehow find yourself at the mercy of the Arms Dealer's pistol
Roll to Dodge: 4: You manage to dodge the full blast of her sonic pistol in time, but sonic pistol being sonic pistol still manages to make you urinate while wearing your pants. This makes you mildly (?) uncomfortable (-5 point for you boyo)

Earthling said:
Loki the evil, hated, tormenting clown from Fall From Heaven who also spams said phrase. "Here I am"
1 (RNG hates you): You summon Ayn Rand.

CCrunner said:
First Action: Check pockets for cash
3: You find yourself checking the place between your legs for some reason. You now know you are male.

Omega124 said:
First Action: Use the powah of My mind and Nintendo fanboyism to summon Roy from Fire Emblem 6 to assist me.
3: You summon a pinecorn, ON FIRE!

Perfection said:
Man, that arms dealer sure is cute, I attempt to seduce her.
6: She leads you up to her room, but not before converting the Infinite Storage of Weapons into a vending machine
+10 points

Bananalee said:
First Action: I become Perfection's wingman in seducing the arms dealer
5 (wow): She leads you up to her room as well.
+10 points

Abaddon said:
Find a large supply of Valium
4: You find some pillz (+5 point)

bestrfcplayer said:
I'm in! I find 4 handgernades, an ak47, and one nuke just wating to be used
5: You find it. It's outside near the plane.

civplayah said:
First action: I claim one of the beds
5: You are warm and cozy (+5 point)

Catharsis said:
I go outside and make a stockpile of snowballs. Nuts to the arms dealer, snowballs are so much more powerful than actual weapons and also whimsical
1: You get hit by your very first snowball (-2 HP). Not to mention that it is VERY, VERY COLD OUTSIDE (-4 HP)

Milarqui said:
Summon a wand to do magic
1: You summon a neigh-undestructable obsidian statue of D00M that sticks to living things (you) and sucks all magical abilities out of it
Meanwhile, strange shapes dance amidst the snow storm. But what could it mean?
 
I go outside and make a stockpile of snowballs. Nuts to the arms dealer, snowballs are so much more powerful than actual weapons and also whimsical.

EDIT: You know, after I clicked 'Submit Post' and it was taking really long to load the page, I said to myself, "oh God, I've crossposted with the update" and you know what? It turns out I'm a freakin' psychic.
 
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