Imperium Offtopicum

Tani Coyote

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Continued from the Altered Maps insanity, and then the continuation of OT Poster Empires insanity, I bring you Imperium Offtopicum.

The problem with the last thread, I feel, was the lack of a set of rules for players, allowing godmodding on a scale I have never seen before.

The rules for this thread are simple, but hopefully effective:

1. :nuke: NO NUKES!!! :nuke:

2. We must make a CIVIL consensus on what the map should be like.

3. We will form an in-game UN to negotiate stuff. Unlike the real UN, everyone is equal. We can discuss the finer details of the UN here, or maybe in a separate UN thread.

4. We all define the specs of our country(please no godmod central, even a superpower like the United States has its limits, and so should your country). Try to be reasonable with your size, and if you are very large, at least give yourself some weakness.

5. Battles take place on a maximum of 10 pixels, this measured by the map we choose to be the standard.
5a. Final borders are not decided until after a war; the white border cannot change until a war is over. Occupied areas will be colored the color of the occupier.

6. You must also respect the forum rules as a whole in addition to these. Think state and national law. ;)

7. Colors, for the most part, will be given on a first-come, first-serve basis. In advance, I call a lighter shade of black.

8. Country claims will also be mostly decided on a first-come, first-serve basis. You will be able to claim a modest area free of any interference(unless someone else claimed it), but if you become uber-massive, you will be subject to scrutiny by the UN/consensus. Choose your core territory wisely. I choose my last game's territory of the Low Countries, Ireland, France, and Britain, without the overseas territories of the last two. My core will be the area around the Channel.

The Laws of War

Yes. These pesky things. You may attack whoever you want, but, like gentleman in a spar, we have rules.

1. All the rules related to war listed above.

2. You may attack anyone and anywhere at anytime, but you may only attack once, and then give them a chance to strike back, before attacking again.

3. When an attacker's force is repelled, the defender can choose to counterattack, and the former attacker(now the defender) will lose one from their die roll, to give the counterattacker an advantage. This represents rallying one's soldiers against a retreating enemy, likely with ugly results upon the enemy forces.

4. Battles are decided by 5 sets of die rolls(a die roll consisting of two dice, one the attacker and one the defender) : 1 set by the attacker, 1 by the defender, and 3 by a neutral party(whether it be 3 posters or just 1 can be decided on). This gives each side it's own chance of bias, but a neutral party can balance out such bias.

5. Neutral die rollers are elected by the UN.

6. When attacking a non-contiguous nation or part of a nation, the attacker suffers a distance penalty, where the defender's die roll automatically has a 1 added to it. This shall represent the greater headache and disadvantage attacking from a distance can have upon an army. The distance penalty would not apply overland via allies, i.e. the CSA could attack Maryland without penalty, if it was allied with the USA.

Please tell me the name of your country, and make a post detailing it. Also tell me it's location so that I can add it to the map. I'll update the map with each contribution.
 
The Island Confederacy of the Pacific

Australia, New Zealand, Papua New Guinea, the Major Indonesian Islands (in size and importance), and a bunch of random islands in the Pacific. (As well as Hawaii)

I will submit more information after I see how other people have done it.

edit: I call dark navy. :)
 
I support this decision and for my country, Marylander Empire:Maryland, Delaware, Bermuda, Barbados, Navassa Island, Crimea, Ireland and South West Africa (same as last time) edit: my color Dark Green
 


Shaded bars indicate current claims on territories.

Countries:

Marian Empire(black) - Taniciusfox

Marylander Empire(dark green) - formerly Mad Man 2.0; currently administered by JoeCoolyo until end of Maryland War

Corsica-Sardinia(Brown) - Mangxema

The Original Thirteen States of America(blue) - Omega124

Choxornese Empire(red) - Choxorn

The Confederate States of America(gray) - DroopyTofu

Socialist State of Ukraine(Orange) - landlubber

The Israeli Republic( light blue) - Joecoolyo

The Librul Republik of Pacifistan(light blue on the Pacific) - Owen Glyndwr

California Republic(shade of purple in the former USA + Japan) - CivGeneral

Tibet(pink) - lil_post_count

CCCP(dark red) - Love

Holy C! (no color yet, centered on the Vatican) - Perfection

DysUtopia / Topia (Yellow green) - civplayah

Democratic Republic of Fenix(color not yet given) - TheAlamo

Empire of Carthaginistan(Light Orange) - taillesskangaru

Pirates of the Sid Meier(Lime) - Double A

Republic of Zelalta (Gold in Scandinavia) - ZeletDude

Country name not given(purple) - Momma Birdflu

Peronia(blackish gray) - Virote Consideron


United Kingdom of Great Britain and Canada
- e350tb

Nathoslan(yellow) - Stylesrj


Diplomacy

Wars​

Maryland War(Maryland vs. CSA and USA)

Current narrow advantage in favor of Maryland

American Invasion of Panama(USA vs. Israel, CCCP, Choxornese Empire)

Panama occupied by United States; Israel, CCCP, and Choxornese Empire all strike back at the Canal and American homeland

Alliances​

Pan-American Alliance(The CSA, Thirteen States)

Socialist Alliance(CCCP, Israeli Republic, Choxornese Empire, Ukraine, Topia, Fenix)

Neutral Alliance(Pacifistan)

Oceanic Defense Pact(Maryland, Marian Empire, Carthagistan) - Three-way mutual defense pact, with special opt-outs for the Marian Empire(in the event Maryland's homeland is attacked; only it's overseas territories will be protected, where the Marian military will be most capable) and Carthagistan(Carthagistan will not commit itself to any conflict against Israel).

Pacific Security Treaty(California Republic, Marian Empire, Oceanicstan) - Self-defense pact between all three states.

Other agreements​

American Economic Union(CSA, Thirteen States, Pacifistan, California Republic)

Marian-American Free Trade Agreement (Marian Empire, Pacifistan, California Republic)

Marian Worldwide Cultural Exportation Agreement (Marian Empire with Pacifistan and Israel)
 


(Black is the core area, red is the outlying areas that I will be willing to part with if a large enough majority votes in favor of it in the UN)

Country name: Marian Empire

Motto: "Commerce facilitates power; power facilitates commerce."

Army: Well-trained, with enough manpower to hold it's own; militarily is primarily defensive, with a smaller, specially-equipped offensive force to project power when necessary.

Air force: Average-sized but well-trained, capable of holding control of the skies around the Empire.

Navy: Extremely massive. Most "defense" :mischief: funding is poured into the navy, in order to ensure top-of-the-line artillery, operational range, carrier technology, etc.

Capital: Brusparilon - A massive floating city, anchored into the seabed(though capable of severing the connections and floating away) and wedged between the three constituent republics of the Empire(Burgundy, Britain and France). This not only keeps the old nationalist sentiments from flaring up by choosing any particular land city, but also serves as an incentive to keep the navy large and capable of controlling much of the seas around Europe and the Atlantic.

Development rating: First World

Economic style: Primarily capitalist, with social programs meant to facilitate growth and innovation

Economy and Industry: The Marian Empire is a typical first world country, focusing on mass-produced hard goods as well as high end technology, leaving the necessities of life to the lesser nations. The Marian Empire prides itself on it's cultural power, being one of the largest producers of entertainment - comics, animation, videogames, etc. Much of this entertainment features furries in main character positions, hence the country being very pro-furry, to the point many furries move or visit often. (Victims of fursecution also, in practice, have an easy path to citizenship)

The high end technology usually is civilian, given the country's emphasis on commercial, rather than military development("A vault is meant to be a small investment to protect the gold; if you pour all the gold into the vault, you have no gold left to protect" - Marius on the issue of military spending and commerce). However, much of it's technology has been spun into military useage; the great presence of cyberspace has facilitated the rise of cyberterrorists and some of the finest counter-hackers in the world, while the advances in genetics and reality simulation serve not only to improve leisure activities and quality of life, but also to facilitate military training and, controversially, forays into genetic mutation.

Political setup: Rubber stamp democracy; the President(co-head of government) simultaneously holds the positions of Prime Minister(co-head of government), King(head of state), and Imperator(head of military). The bicameral Parliament has been disemboweled of any real power, now serving as an advisory council that rubber stamps all Presidential initiatives.

Social policy: Moderate, but fairly liberal when judged to be in the best interests of the nation

Foreign policy: Very conservative with use of force, seeking to open up trade routes and increase commerce above all else. For the sake of survival, the Marian Empire aligns with the capitalist states that share it's economic way of life. The Marian Empire's "development aid" budget, supposedly designed to provide humanitarian assistance and support the growth of the world economy, also tends to ship aid to the "needy" individuals who oppose enemy governments.
 
I take Corsica and Sardinia as before, capital Sassari. I have no interest to be an empire, just have my own little dominion. I'll be brown as before as well.
 
Byzantine Republic

Population: 265 million
Military Size: 3 million ( mobilization potential, at least 132 million)
Human Development Index: .995
Gross Domestic Product: 17 Trillion BD (Byzantine Dollar)
Capital (and largest city): Constantinople
Ethnic Groups: 67% Byzantine, 3% jewish, 10% American, 20% Arabic.
Government: Constitutional Monarchy
Current emperor: Barabas IV (1991- present) (barabas Dyantasy took over circa 1890)
Establishment: Roman Kingdom 753 BC, Roman Republic 509 BC, Roman Empire 27 BC Byzantine Empire 330 AD, Byzantine Republic 1890 AD.
Religion: 67% Christianity 28% Islam, 3% jewish, 2% minor religions.
Area: 1,795,232.6 km2
population denisty: 144.8 people km2

military: strong all around, but navy is a tad stronger

technology: around 2010 level, greatly expanded space program, moon base, and one carrier plane (a massive plane that carries plane, more may be completed)

colony in south America, Self sufficient and densely populated.

warning: there are no nationalist groups wanting independence.

color light blue or the color indicated on the map.

Map of Byzantium
 
The Island Confederacy of the Pacific

Australia, New Zealand, Papua New Guinea, the Major Indonesian Islands (in size and importance), and a bunch of random islands in the Pacific. (As well as Hawaii)

I will submit more information after I see how other people have done it.

edit: I call dark navy. :)

I support this decision and for my country, Marylander Empire:Maryland, Delaware, Bermuda, Barbados, Navassa Island, Crimea, Ireland and South West Africa (same as last time) edit: my color Dark Green

I'll work on adding these. Remember to state which areas are your cores, so that you do have a set area of land you get to keep regardless of how the UN/whatever it'll be called votes. ;)

Mad Man, what do you mean by South West Africa? :confused: As in, a general range of countries?

Edit: Never mind. Souther West Africa, i.e. all those small countries along the coast, you mean?

I'll be the bigger man and let you have Ireland.

:) Danke!
 
The (Original Thirteen) States of America

(Official name is The United States of America, but is more commonly known as The Original Thirteen States of America)

Color: Dark Blue, just like the Blue on Americia's flag.

Comprises of:

Mass.
Maine (Part of Mass.)
New Hampshire
Conn.
Rhode Island
New York
Vermont (Part of New York)
New Jersey
Penn.
Delaware
Maryland
Virginia
West Virginia (Part of Virginia)
North Carolina
South Carolina
Georgia

(Map real soon!)
 
I'll take what I had last time: Afghanistan, Pakistan, India, Maldives, Sri Lanka, Bangledesh, Nepal, Bhutan, Myanmar, Thailand, Taiwan, Laos, Cambodia, Vietnam, Malaysia, Singapore, Brunei, Indonesia, Papua New Guinea, and the Solomon Islands. I don't have time for a map right now.

And color red.
 
I'll take what I had last time: Afghanistan, Pakistan, India, Maldives, Sri Lanka, Bangledesh, Nepal, Bhutan, Myanmar, Thailand, Taiwan, Laos, Cambodia, Vietnam, Malaysia, Singapore, Brunei, Indonesia, Papua New Guinea, and the Solomon Islands. I don't have time for a map right now.

And color red.

you need a weakness to have a nation of that size.
 
I'm a bunch of really poor nations, aren't I? :p
 
Yeah, I have a bunch of stuff but it's mostly crap.
 
Make him a communistic country, then. Gasp in amazement as he drives his ecomony so badly that it would make Bernie Madoff cry in shame.

communist countries is an advantage in war. i really don't want to deal with a billion plus nation stomping on Anatolia.
 
I would like to direct you to the Winter War and the Soviet campaign in Afghanistan. That is all.

ah. i still don't know how the soviet union lost the winter war but the Afghanistan war is well documented.
 
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