RedRalph
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Imagine this.
Obama whimsically decides to have a tiled masturbatorium installed in the White House, reasoning 'I'm the black President of a country more powerful than Rome ever was, why shouldn't I have one?". His wife and the JCOS agree, so they go ahead with it. As it installed, Obama is sometimes seen to excitedly breakdance near the workmen who are putting it in, constantly asking them questions about their tools and getting in the way.
Then one day, the POTUS is summoned urgently from his pullparlour when news reaches the US that Georgia has invaded Russia. Startled and springing to his feet, he slips spectacularly on a wet patch on the pristine white ivory wipe-clean tiles, lands on his chin and shatters his jaw on the surface of his throneroom of the tugtacular. "Ulfff!!!" is what he says as his body, wracked with pain, dances a grim lambada of agony, twitching and popping on the floor.
At first the White House tries to claim Obama broke his jaw in a fight with a maid, but after an interview with the plumber who installed the room, the trooth emerges and Obama, with a speech impediment as a result of his injury, gives the following speech:
"My gellow Amerigans. I'm sorry to report that the rekent aggegations agout me hagging groke by jaw in a gastrugatorium of gy own gonstrgugtion are true. Gowever, I do not gelieve that this should impede gy ability to goo gy job. as a result, I will gontinue in office and exgect the full support of the American people. Gank you".
Now, I realise this may seem a bit like a troll thread or some sort of messing, but it honestly isn't. I dont know that much about US constitutional law and want to learn more, so could anyone tell me the constitutional ramifications of this happening? Would he be forced to abdicate? I'd be especially interested to hear from people who have legal experience in this area, such as I'm Cleo! or .shane.
Obama whimsically decides to have a tiled masturbatorium installed in the White House, reasoning 'I'm the black President of a country more powerful than Rome ever was, why shouldn't I have one?". His wife and the JCOS agree, so they go ahead with it. As it installed, Obama is sometimes seen to excitedly breakdance near the workmen who are putting it in, constantly asking them questions about their tools and getting in the way.
Then one day, the POTUS is summoned urgently from his pullparlour when news reaches the US that Georgia has invaded Russia. Startled and springing to his feet, he slips spectacularly on a wet patch on the pristine white ivory wipe-clean tiles, lands on his chin and shatters his jaw on the surface of his throneroom of the tugtacular. "Ulfff!!!" is what he says as his body, wracked with pain, dances a grim lambada of agony, twitching and popping on the floor.
At first the White House tries to claim Obama broke his jaw in a fight with a maid, but after an interview with the plumber who installed the room, the trooth emerges and Obama, with a speech impediment as a result of his injury, gives the following speech:
"My gellow Amerigans. I'm sorry to report that the rekent aggegations agout me hagging groke by jaw in a gastrugatorium of gy own gonstrgugtion are true. Gowever, I do not gelieve that this should impede gy ability to goo gy job. as a result, I will gontinue in office and exgect the full support of the American people. Gank you".
Now, I realise this may seem a bit like a troll thread or some sort of messing, but it honestly isn't. I dont know that much about US constitutional law and want to learn more, so could anyone tell me the constitutional ramifications of this happening? Would he be forced to abdicate? I'd be especially interested to hear from people who have legal experience in this area, such as I'm Cleo! or .shane.
