Favourite destructive activity?

I'm thick and love breaking stuff in this fashion -

  • Smashing things with a sledgehammer (eg cast iron bath)

    Votes: 1 50.0%
  • Stamping/jumping on stuff (eg cardboard boxes)

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Running over with a car (eg pensioner)

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Fire using petrol (eg pile of leaves)

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Fire using flaming aerosol (eg flies)

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Fire using lighter (eg celophane on cigarette packs)

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Computer virus (weed's option)

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Explosives (eg block of flats)

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Saw/chainsaw (eg trees, wooden buildings)

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Nutcracker (eg nuts and, er, nuts)

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Snooker ball in sock (eg East End gangster)

    Votes: 1 50.0%
  • Brick throwing (eg derelict house windows)

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Kicking (eg car door, arse)

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Throwing out of window (eg self)

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Throwing off cliff (eg Julie Andrews)

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Total voters
    2
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Rodgers

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Smashing stuff up is great fun isn't it? Especially if you're a moron like me.

Which type of destruction do you enjoy the most? Which would you like to try? I've listed out plenty of common-or-garden "outlets" but if you've got one of your own then post it with a description of what it was like for you :)
 
Snooker ball in sock! Only if you can't find a half-brick or a wall to smash their face in with.

(Peace man)

Oops, just realised this was a smashing *stuff* up.

Bottles is my preferred option, two optimally. Nothing like two broken bottles in your hands when you backs against the wall.

Oop, there I go again!

;)
 
Can't beat a sledgehammer. :hammer:
 
Can't we talk about something a little more constructive? :rolleyes:
 
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