Civilization Anonymous

Tee Kay

Tee Kay

Three days sober
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You won't stop playing until you want to stop playing. Join CivAnon now.


Link to video.

The Twelve Steps to Break Your Addiction

1. We admit we are powerless over Civilization - that our lives have become unmanagable.

2. We believe that a power greater than Sid Meier could restore us to sanity.

3. We turn our will and our lives over to this greater power.

4. We make a searching and fearless moral inventory of our turn-based gaming philosophy

5. We admit to one and all the exact nature of our Civilization addiction.

6. We ask mercy upon Sid Meier to release us from our addictive tether and defects of character.

7. We humbly submit to eliminating our shortcomings.

8. We make a list of all persons we have harmed (not including in-game societies such as the Greeks, Romans or Mongol hordes) and make amends.

9. We make direct amends to such people, except when to do so would cause further harm.

10. We continue to take personal inventory and when we feel the urge to take a few Civ Aturns, we promptly admit it.

11. We seek to improve our conscious selves, and to reject Sid Meier's siren song.

12. We practice these steps in our daily lives and bring our message of hope and redemption to other Civilization addicts.
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http://www.civanon.org/
http://www.facebook.com/CivAnon
 
Maybe not CIV III or IV but I've already stopped playing Steam's CIV V port.
 
"I've been attending CivAnon meetings for approximately 18 months now. Partly because I began to get a perverse thrill out of wiping out entire civilizations with atomic intercontinental ballistic weaponry, and partly because they serve cake at the meetings. I like to kill, that's true. But I like cake even more."

I lol'd
 
Khanat Horde said:
"I've been attending CivAnon meetings for approximately 18 months now. Partly because I began to get a perverse thrill out of wiping out entire civilizations with atomic intercontinental ballistic weaponry, and partly because they serve cake at the meetings. I like to kill, that's true. But I like cake even more."

I lol'd
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The cake is a lie!
 
LOL Sid Meier as janitor at the end.. harharhar evil!
 
Domination3000 said:
Just making fun of the people who know how the world works;)
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:lol:

The two references were the picture of Sid Meier with the "NOPE" written below it, and the picture with Sid meier made to look like the Joker (from the Dark Knight), and below it written "firaxism"

Common artwork by tea-partiers.
 
I love the grandma, shes hilarious. "That's what you get when you **** with Edna", I almost died laughing.
 
I think we have all already seen this, for both civ4 and Civ5, I actually can't stand actors pretending to play video games :/
edit: Edna rox though
 
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