Seon
Not An Evil Liar
And so it happened that the heroes of our story passed through the swamp of doom where witches' torches cast lurid glow through the toxic haze and the roots of trees arose from the murky abyss of the swamp to tear apart the bodies of man and use its blood and stomach acid as fertilizer.
Cloud of somniferous spores float around the swamp, and anyone getting caught by its deadly grasp will fall into eternal slumber at which point witches will appear to pry apart your gold and also chickens. Explanation on the necessity of carrying a chicken will come later, as soon as I explain what danger floating electrified jellyfishes pose on hapless travelers.
Actually forget that. What's important is that these heroes kick some serious ass; they just defeated an evil dragon-lich-alien-L-vecraft's monster thingamajigger from space and is fast on track to obtain their goal...the Gem of Eternity! Surely a normal swamp can't stop them, and you would be right.
Because it would be boring to play as superpowered heroes journeying through the swamp, I therefore decided that some random nerds from CFC should be playing it.
I also decided that searching for the Gem of Eternity is too boring, therefore you will be searching for the Jam of Eternity which is located in my kitchen cabinet behind a lock I bought off Office Depot for 10 dollars instead.
Oh, and you start out inside a house, stripped of all your belongings, including your clothes. Luckily, you are inside the closet of the house and it has all the clothes you can ever have: jeans, underwears, T-shirts, longcoats, 18th century British cavalry officer uniform, knight armor, underarmor, wizard robes, a pistol (wait, that's not a cloth!), a belt of many pockets, bag of holding....
I will be conforming to the rules of Classic RtD: 1 is Epic Fail and 6 is Overshoot. It means that while 1 is rarely good, 6 will have some negative consequence for your health. If you overshoot in your order to tackle Domination on top of the Empire State Building, you will tackle him off the Empire State building along with yourself.
I will also be doing this: It is forbidden for you to write an order like "I fail to do _____"
It is also forbidden for you to do something which you have no knowledge/ability/means to do so.
It is also forbidden for you to refer to items which I have not said that you have.
Cloud of somniferous spores float around the swamp, and anyone getting caught by its deadly grasp will fall into eternal slumber at which point witches will appear to pry apart your gold and also chickens. Explanation on the necessity of carrying a chicken will come later, as soon as I explain what danger floating electrified jellyfishes pose on hapless travelers.
Actually forget that. What's important is that these heroes kick some serious ass; they just defeated an evil dragon-lich-alien-L-vecraft's monster thingamajigger from space and is fast on track to obtain their goal...the Gem of Eternity! Surely a normal swamp can't stop them, and you would be right.
Because it would be boring to play as superpowered heroes journeying through the swamp, I therefore decided that some random nerds from CFC should be playing it.
I also decided that searching for the Gem of Eternity is too boring, therefore you will be searching for the Jam of Eternity which is located in my kitchen cabinet behind a lock I bought off Office Depot for 10 dollars instead.
Oh, and you start out inside a house, stripped of all your belongings, including your clothes. Luckily, you are inside the closet of the house and it has all the clothes you can ever have: jeans, underwears, T-shirts, longcoats, 18th century British cavalry officer uniform, knight armor, underarmor, wizard robes, a pistol (wait, that's not a cloth!), a belt of many pockets, bag of holding....
I will be conforming to the rules of Classic RtD: 1 is Epic Fail and 6 is Overshoot. It means that while 1 is rarely good, 6 will have some negative consequence for your health. If you overshoot in your order to tackle Domination on top of the Empire State Building, you will tackle him off the Empire State building along with yourself.
I will also be doing this: It is forbidden for you to write an order like "I fail to do _____"
It is also forbidden for you to do something which you have no knowledge/ability/means to do so.
It is also forbidden for you to refer to items which I have not said that you have.
