1000 ways you know you've played Civ2 too much when...

Chieftess · Dec 20, 2002

Yes, this is a parellel to the thread in the Civ3 Section, and I think it's only fitting that there's one here. I'll start.

1 - You wonder why cities aren't terraformed to have 2/3 hills and 1/3 grasslands

2 - You bump your broken down car into your friend's (ally) car in hope that he will fix yours.

GenMarshall · Dec 20, 2002

3. When you play Civ3 and discover that you dont have movable spies and diplomats.

4. You start to make a replaca of your world in civ2

.:KNAS:. · Dec 21, 2002

5. Wondering why all nations haven't ganged up on the biggest civ yet.

6. When you are in the middle of nowhere and wonder why you still se farmland.

Titi · Dec 22, 2002

7. You finally go to bed when everybody's getting awake.

8. Even when you travel by train, your "moves" remain limited.

yaroslav · Dec 22, 2002

9. When you see the History Channel and say: I understand, because this thing is the real world-equivalent of Civ2's...

duke o' york · Dec 23, 2002

When you read TF saying in Site Feedback that 'poly and CFC are "allies, not rivals" and then start to worry if you are adequately defended for when they sneak attack. Mind you, we have given one another quite a few units as gifts in the past.

funxus · Dec 23, 2002

11. When you while working out think about the future and strategies for your civ in the current game.

Marlos · Dec 23, 2002

12. When your wife always hears those three little words from you: "One more turn!"

13. You are bleary eyed at work every morning, but can't wait to get home to beat up those blasted [insert civ name here]. :ar15:

14. You see a semi on the freeway and marvel that another freight delivery will be taking place in a town nearby.

Cedric Greene · Dec 23, 2002

15. When you wake the household at 3:00am by yelling "****ing Russians!"

Smash · Dec 23, 2002

16.You demand tribute from your neighbor because he/she parked on your boulevard.

17.You wonder how they squeeze it all in when you drive by the International Correspondence School

ElephantU · Dec 23, 2002

18. You punt a lunch "schmooze" meeting so you can eat at your desk and write a few posts to the GOTM spoiler.

19. You consider RailRoading your route from home to work so you can get there instantaneously.

20. You drive through a town without a SuperMarket and wonder if they have discovered Refrigeration yet...

Nibbe · Dec 26, 2002

21. Your new 60 gb hd is full with Civ 2-saves (that one sucked

)

ElephantU · Dec 26, 2002

22. The last page of your DayTimer is a CIV2 crib sheet...

GenMarshall · Dec 27, 2002

23. You dedicate 20 Packages of CD-Rs (Or CD-RW) ti just saves and Scenarios.

24. When you get to play Civ3 you ask your self "How come this unit is not flashing when I select it?".

25. You beguin to wish that Civ2's Railroads were faster than SNCF's TGV or Amtrak's Acela.

CurtSibling · Dec 27, 2002

26. You find yourself falling in love with the Viking emissary

27. You sneak into your neighbour's house dressed as a female spy, then scream at the cops that you have a high chance success, as they arrest you.

28. You fear anyone dressed in red...Barbarian!!!

Mercator · Dec 28, 2002

29. whenever you're watching a film or documentary, or reading a book, the first thing that comes to mind is how you could turn it into a Civ2 scenario.

Xyvyr · Dec 28, 2002

30. Consider your children "settlers" and your wife an "engineer"

31. Can't place the final bid on a new house because the lake is one square out of its' territory

32. Neighbor kids in your yard force you to request their parents to immediately withdraw their troops

33. In an effort to find new fishing spot you request to exchange maps with your buddy

34. When your "Settler" children refuse to "fortify" the yard with a rockery you demand they move to the coast and build their own darn city

35. When it's 2:40 in the morning and you're thinking up 1000 ways to know you've played civ II too much :sleep:

Marlos · Dec 28, 2002

36. You think of an ex-girlfriend :eek:

every time you see that spy.

37. You remember maps from games you played YEARS ago.

38. You feel that you could host a documentary on Hoover Dam because you've seen the wonder movie so much.

PS #31 was hilarious! :lol:

covok48 · Dec 31, 2002

39. You wonder how our contry is in debt when they're all in "capitalization" mode.

40. You wonder why farmers are losing their jobs when we "need to keep those squares irrigated!

41. For the Sept. 11 attacks you think..."Now how can barbarians fly planes!?!"

42. You wonder if the Berlin Airlift was just "a bunch of freights being airlifted".

Old n Slow · Dec 31, 2002

43. You spend the 20 second computer move time thinking up your excuse as to why youre late to work in the morning.

44. You spend the 20 second computer move time thinking up your excuse as to why youre late to bed in the evening.

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