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Okay, you have to opt in. An example to get it rolling from that channel which shall not be named...

"VR: You have two cows. You sell them both at sticker price."

Obviously, I am in.

EDIT: Per DT's suggestion, you have to post a joke from someone who has opted in to post here.

EDIT #2: If you fail to specify, your post of a joke auto-opts you in. If you just want to post a joke but don't want any done on you, you must specifically opt-out.

EDIT #3: Perfy's permanent opt-in group! Thanks Perf, I forgot all about this!
 
VR has two cows, which are both currently burning Kansas to the ground.

(i'm also in. I also think you should have to post a cow joke to be in the thread)
 
Downtown has 2 cows one of them becomes a politician involved in a polygamous sex scandal another teaches inner city kids and jumps of a bridge.
 
Karalysia's 2 cows were just found out to be chickens. After asked to comment Karalysia responded: "No wonder they were so dang hard to milk".

What is in?
 
Zelig has two cows who go on to international fame and the cover of Wheaties as co-captains of Canada's Olympic frisbee team.
 
Downtown has two cows he used to teach the village idiot how to count
 
civ_king killed his two cows test firing his tank's new cannon.
 
Skwink Caesar said:
civ_king killed his two cows test firing his tank's new cannon.
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civ_king used his machine gun on his tank to kill Skwink Caesar. He then shoots Skwink out of his cannon and then grinds him up to feed the cows civ_king re-appropriated from Skwink
 
civ_king said:
civ_king used his machine gun on his tank to kill Skwink Caesar. He then shoots Skwink out of his cannon and then grinds him up to feed the cows civ_king re-appropriated from Skwink
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After an extensive investigation, and long trial, civ_king is jailed for life in the murder of Skwink. The two cows are the main evidence in the case.
 
Karakysia's cows, Monsoon and Drought
Visit seasonally without a doubt;
Which is which you might forget,
But, one is dry, the other wet.
 
Skwink Caesar said:
After an extensive investigation, and long trial, civ_king is jailed for life in the murder of Skwink. The two cows are the main evidence in the case.
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except civ_king ate the cows before the trial
 
Downtown has two cows. He gives the milk away, 'cause ehs a pretty cool guy and doesn't afraid of poverty.
 
Downtown's cows have sweet brown eyes,
Behind which are lurking schemes and lies;
Grass and cud makes boring lives
Both want to be that man's wives.
 
I should note that all these members have by group membership opted in. V, you should put a link to this in your OP.

aimeeandbeatles had two cows, but her mom wouldn't let her keep them. :(
 
Perfection's cows are Wit and Reason,
Both of which are now in season;
With hands on teats and a gentle squeeze
The milk will flow with effortless ease.
 
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