Well because every story I post seems to degrade into some sort of spamming between my loyal viewers I have made this to escape from all of that. Strict laws will be enforced here. AMERICAN LAWS. Why American laws, well because...
Ah. Another beautiful day in the world's greatest country, AMERICA. Ruled over by none other than me, Presdent Krug Gurk! Have you ever seen a country so serene? Of course you haven't, because this is America. We're the best, at everything. Ever.
And of course, how can we forget our outlying states, noble Alaska, home of...
um...
Hockey Moms and Moose? Oh well, it's more than Siberia can say.
And of course dear Hawaii, without you how would we ever import our mighty resource of Hula Girls.
Oh yeah and here are some Islands that want to not be states or some bull like that. They make Boats and stuff.
Here are our Patriotic Patriots located in Iraq, not only are they in the middle of a whole bunch of weak nations, but they're in a whole bunch of weak nations that hate AMERICA. Who ever heard of such a silly thing?
Here's another army, just outside of Commie-land. If it wasn't for that pudgy little dictator somehow winding up with WMDs, this picture would have been taken as the Army was rolling through Pyongyang. Or however you say the name of that Communist Scum City.
And here is my Army outside of Berlin, ready to mop up some Krau- oh wait. They're allies of AMERICA now, along with those French wimps, silly Brits, and EU weaklings. AMERICA does love its Vass-I mean Defensive Pacts.
And here is my army outside of Kabu-WHOAHGOD. LOOK AT ALL THOSE KORAN THUMPING TERRORISTS. It looks like the UN has screwed up again.
Well screw that, AMERICA hates Terrorists, but no way are we going to bother with that many. I'll just wait over here until Kabul falls, I mean its not like Britain for Germany are going to do anything. Then I'll rush in, claim the city, and make it the 51st State. BECAUSE AMERICA ALWAYS WINS.
Hold on a second...I smell inferior foregin influence.
TOYOTA? IN MY AMERICA? Apparently its more likely than I think. Still I can't have Japanese building cars in MY territory.
It's Ford Truck Month. And besides getting a 75% Rebate and 0% APR on all Ford Trucks, you can also feel free to crush any Toyot-atrocious car you see.
Now that those other Companies have been delt with, its time to turn my attention to who I'm going to extract my anger out on first. Now let's see, what Countries hate America that prior leaders were too cowardly to wipe off the map?
I'm thinking Mr. Anti Semite...
and Chavezistan.
THIS IS AMERICA.
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Spoiler :
Ah. Another beautiful day in the world's greatest country, AMERICA. Ruled over by none other than me, Presdent Krug Gurk! Have you ever seen a country so serene? Of course you haven't, because this is America. We're the best, at everything. Ever.
Spoiler :
And of course, how can we forget our outlying states, noble Alaska, home of...
um...
Hockey Moms and Moose? Oh well, it's more than Siberia can say.
And of course dear Hawaii, without you how would we ever import our mighty resource of Hula Girls.
Spoiler :
Oh yeah and here are some Islands that want to not be states or some bull like that. They make Boats and stuff.
Spoiler :
Here are our Patriotic Patriots located in Iraq, not only are they in the middle of a whole bunch of weak nations, but they're in a whole bunch of weak nations that hate AMERICA. Who ever heard of such a silly thing?
Spoiler :
Here's another army, just outside of Commie-land. If it wasn't for that pudgy little dictator somehow winding up with WMDs, this picture would have been taken as the Army was rolling through Pyongyang. Or however you say the name of that Communist Scum City.
Spoiler :
And here is my Army outside of Berlin, ready to mop up some Krau- oh wait. They're allies of AMERICA now, along with those French wimps, silly Brits, and EU weaklings. AMERICA does love its Vass-I mean Defensive Pacts.
Spoiler :
And here is my army outside of Kabu-WHOAHGOD. LOOK AT ALL THOSE KORAN THUMPING TERRORISTS. It looks like the UN has screwed up again.
Spoiler :
Well screw that, AMERICA hates Terrorists, but no way are we going to bother with that many. I'll just wait over here until Kabul falls, I mean its not like Britain for Germany are going to do anything. Then I'll rush in, claim the city, and make it the 51st State. BECAUSE AMERICA ALWAYS WINS.
Hold on a second...I smell inferior foregin influence.
Spoiler :
TOYOTA? IN MY AMERICA? Apparently its more likely than I think. Still I can't have Japanese building cars in MY territory.
Spoiler :
It's Ford Truck Month. And besides getting a 75% Rebate and 0% APR on all Ford Trucks, you can also feel free to crush any Toyot-atrocious car you see.
Spoiler :
Now that those other Companies have been delt with, its time to turn my attention to who I'm going to extract my anger out on first. Now let's see, what Countries hate America that prior leaders were too cowardly to wipe off the map?
Spoiler :
I'm thinking Mr. Anti Semite...
Spoiler :
and Chavezistan.
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