Crazy interpretations of songs you like.

OK heres the deal: Take a song you like. Grab the lyrics. Make the craziest interpretation you can think up of it. Try to make it funny. Post it along with the lyrics.

Got it?

Maybe I'll do one later.

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Lyrics:

Tequila

Tequila

Tequila

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My Interpretation is it's about tequila.

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My interpretation is that it's about the day of the week Friday and the ordering of the final half of the week.

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard,
and they're like it's better than yours
damn right, it's better than yours
I can teach you but I have to charge

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Kelis is in a dilemma here. Here milkshake is attracting a lot of customers(oddly all male), and they all agree that it is vastly superior to the competition. Kelis confirms this. But she realizes she cannot provide all of her customers with this product, so she decides to share it with the competition, but to prevent major loss of profits she charges a fee for giving away her secrets to making the perfect milkshake.

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Bon Scott extolls the virtues of his evening events, such as claiming that his balls are bouncing and saying they should be held every night.

TOM PETTY & THE HEARTBREAKERS

Luna

(Tom Petty)

White light cut a scar in the sky
Thin line of silver
The night was all clouded with dreams
Wind made me shiver
Black and yellow pools of light
Outside my window
Luna come to me tonight
I am a prisoner
Luna glide down from the moon

The clouds are all silver and black
Floating around me
Luna come into my eyes
Luna surround me
With black and yellow pools of light
Fall by my window
Luna come to me tonight
I am a prisoner
Luna glide down from the moon

The clouds are all silver and black
Floating around me
Luna come into my eyes
Luna surround me
With black and yellow pools of light
Fall by my window
Luna come to me tonight
I am a prisoner
Luna glide down from the moon

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The singer wants the moon to crash through the window of the prison he is currently in so he can escape.

TOM PETTY & THE HEARTBREAKERS

Learning To Fly

(Tom Petty and Jeff Lynne)

Well I started out down a dirty road
Started out all alone
And the sun went down as I crossed the hill
And the town lit up, the world got still

(Chorus)
I'm learning to fly, but I ain't got wings
Coming down is the hardest thing

Well the good ol' days may not return
And the rocks might melt and the sea may burn

(Chorus)

Well some say life will beat you down
Break your heart, steal your crown
So I've started out for God knows where
I guess I'll know when I get there

I'm learning to fly, around the clouds
But what goes up must come down

(Chorus)

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The singer is flying a helicopter but can't land it without crashing it, which makes rocks melt and seas burn.

aimeeandbeatles said:

The singer wants the moon to crash through the window of the prison he is currently in so he can escape.

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That makes no sense the moon won't fit through a window.

Perfection said:

That makes no sense the moon won't fit through a window.

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Thats the point. It'll make a big hole so he can escape.

Wouldn't that be "into" the window, instead of "through" the window?

I dunno, to be honest.

TOM PETTY & THE HEARTBREAKERS

Can't Get Her Out
Written by: Tom Petty

I can't get her out
I can't get her out of my mind
I can't get her out
I can't get her out of my mind

Everybody'd try to tell
But no I wouldn't listen
I'd go ahead, put my arm around her
I had to squeeze her, I had to kiss her

Now I can't get her out
I can't get her out of my mind
Oh I can't get her out
I can't get her out of my mind

If I said go out she'd daydream
Didn't mean a thing to me
It's the kind of thing I thought might never happen
You see I thought I was invincible, I couldn't see why

You can't get her out
I can't get her out of my mind
No can't get her out
I can't get her out of my mind

It's the kind of thing boy, you think could never happen
My friends would say, "Stay 'way from her"
I said, "Boy, have you kissed it? Boy, have you seen her?"
I could let her hear their words

No I can't get her out
I can't get her out of my mind
Can't get her out
I Can't get her out of my mind

I Can't get her out
I can't get her out of my mind
I can't get her out
Can't get her out of my mind

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The woman literally crawled into the singer's brain and is embedded there.

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I will choose free will.

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Interpretation: it's about free will.

"Mrs. Robinson," by Simon and Garfunkel, is about a woman who is institutionalized.

SCREW THE MOVIE.

Next your going to tell me that Lola is about a transvestite

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ooohuuu yehaaa ... sea.. sou.. jhonn macarron.. yeah macarron nooon
Chacarron, Chacaron, Chacarron, Chacarron, ualuealuealeuale ualuelaelaellalea, alsualsualualauusualulus, alsualsualualauusualulus

refrain:
Chacarron, Chacarron, aliluliron, Chacarron, Chacarron, aliluliron Chacarron, n', aliluliron, Chacarron, Chacarron, aliluliron

ualuealuealeuale ualuelaelaellalea, alsualsualualauusualulus alsualsualualauusualulus
ualuealuealeuale ualuelaelaellalea, alsualsualualauusualulus alsualsualualauusualulus

refrain

Chacarron, Chacarron, Chacarron, Chacarron, ualuealuealeuale ualuelaelaellalea, alsualsualualauusualulus, alsualsualualauusualulus

Chacarron, Chacarron, aliluliron,, Chacarron, Chacarron, aliluliron, Chacarron, n', Chacarron,, aliluliron, Chacarron, Chacarron, aliluliron

aluealuealeuale ualuelaelaellalea, alsualsualualauusualulus, alsualsualualauusualulus ...ualuealuealeuale ualuelaelaellalea, alsualsualualauusualulus, alsualsualualauusualulus

refrain

refrain2:
Chacarron, Chacarro (3x)

Dududadede dudadade do guduguda dubu Chacarron
Bana blue

Macarrón...

Chacarron, Chacarron, aliluliron,, Chacarron, Chacarron, aliluliron, aluealuealeuale ualuelaelaellalea, alsualsualualauusualulus alsualsualualauusualulus ...ualuealuealeuale ualuelaelaellalea, alsualsualualauusualulus alsualsualualauusualulus

Chacarron, Chacarron, aliluliron, Chacarron Chacarron, n', Chacarron, aliluliron, Chacarron, Chacarron

Chacarron, Chacarron
Chacarron, Chacarron,,

ualuelaelaellalea, alsualsualualauusualulus, alsualsualualauusualulus ...ualuealuealeuale ualuelaelaellalea, alsualsualualauusualulus,,, alsualsualualauusualulus

Chacarron, Chacarron, aliluliron,, Chacarron, Chacarron, aliluliron Chacarron, n, Chacarron, aliluliron, Chacarron, Chacarron, aliluliron

ualuelaelaellalea, alsualsualualauusualulus, alsualsualualauusualulus ...ualuealuealeuale ualuelaelaellalea, alsualsualualauusualulus alsualsualualauusualulus

refrain

refrain2

Dududadede dudadadedo guduguda dubu Chacarron
Bana blueendubu tu

Macarrón is a ro

Chacarron, Chacarron, aliluliron,, Chacarron, Chacarron, aliluliron, aluealuealeuale ualuelaelaellalea, alsualsualualauusualulus alsualsualualauusualulus ...ualuealuealeuale ualuelaelaellalea, alsualsualualauusualulus alsualsualualauusualulus

Chacarron, Chacarron, aliluliron, Chacarron, Chacarron, n', Chacarron, aliluliron, Chacarron, Chacarron

Interpretation: They have discovered the meaning of life.

Annex said:

*Chacarron snip*

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Clearly some sort of code... WHAT ARE YOU HIDING, EL CHOMBO

TOM PETTY & THE HEARTBREAKERS

Moon Pie
Written by: Tom Petty

Well who you callin' Moon Pie, my real name is Richard
I live in a little town you've probably never been to before
There's a post office surrounded with gardenias
And a pair of mud flaps waggling out my door

I don't know what I want to say next but somebody's got to help me
Nobody knows I'm here
Oh please don't call me Moon Pie, my real name is Richard
I'll dance until you disappear

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The narrator, who really is named Moon Pie, went into the Witness Protection Program and got renamed to Richard and moved to a town. Somebody from his old life recognizes him and Moon Pie/Richard freaks out and starts doing a wild dance to freak out the person to make them go away,

I've always thought "Plush" by Stone Temple Pilots was about a guy who puts on a masquerade, and a girl has fallen in passionate love with his "fake" personality.

Where you are going for tomorrow?
Where you are going with that mask I found?
And I feel, and I feel
When the dogs begin to smell her
Will she stand alone?

When the dogs do find her
Got time, time to wait for tomorrow
To find it, to find it, to find it
When the dogs do find her
Got time, time to wait for tomorrow
To find it, to find it, to find it

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I'm not sure if I get the theme of this thread, but I'll give it a try.

I hear this song a lot where I work. I don't know all the lyrics, but I'm convinced he's talking about masturbation which seems like a risque subject back in those days.


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okay, looking at the lyrics it's pretty easy to tell it's about masturbation. He does it every day it looks like

I love, I love, I love my calender girl
Yeah, sweet calender girl
I love, I love, I love my calender girl
Each and every day of the year

(January) You start the year off fine
(February) You're my little valentine
(March) I'm gonna march you down the aisle
(April) You're the Easter Bunny when you smile
Yeah, yeah, my heart's in a whirl
I love, I love, I love my little calender girl
Every day (every day), every day (every day) of the year
(Every day of the year)

(May) Maybe if I ask your dad and mom
(June) They'll let me take you to the Junior Prom
(July) Like a firecracker all aglow
(August) When you're on the beach you steal the show

Yeah, yeah, my heart's in a whirl
I love, I love, I love my little calendar girl
Every day (every day), every day (every day) of the year
(Every day of the year)

(September) Light the candles at your Sweet Sixteen
(October) Romeo and Juliet on Halloween
(November) I'll give thanks that you belong to me
(December) You're the present 'neath my Christmas tree

Yeah, yeah, my heart's in a whirl
I love, I love, I love my little calender girl
Every day (every day), every day (every day) of the year

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End of passion play, crumbling away
I'm your source of self-destruction
Veins that pump with fear, sucking darkest clear
Leading on your deaths construction
Taste me you will see
More is all you need
Dedicated to
How I'm killing you

Come crawling faster
Obey your Master
Your life burns faster
Obey your Master
Master

Master of Puppets I'm pulling your strings
Twisting your mind, smashing your dreams
Blinded by me, you can't see a thing
Just call my name, 'cause I'll hear you scream
Master
Master
Just call my name, 'cause I'll hear you scream
Master
Master

Needlework the way, never you betray
Life of death becoming clearer
Pain monopoly, ritual misery
Chop your breakfast on a mirror
Taste me you will see
More is all you need
Dedicated to
How I'm killing you

Come crawling faster
Obey your Master
Your life burns faster
Obey your Master
Master

Master of Puppets I'm pulling your strings
Twisting your mind, smashing your dreams
Blinded by me, you can't see a thing
Just call my name, 'cause I'll hear you scream
Master
Master
Just call my name, 'cause I'll hear you scream
Master
Master

Master, Master, where's the dreams that I've been after?
Master, Master, you promised only lies
Laughter, laughter, all I hear or see is laughter
Laughter, laughter, laughing at my cries
Fix me!


Solo!


Hell is worth all that, natural habitat
Just a rhyme without a reason
Neverending maze, Drift on numbered days
Now your life is out of season
I will occupy
I will help you die
I will run through you
Now I rule you too

Come crawling faster
Obey your Master
Your life burns faster
Obey your Master
Master

Master of Puppets I'm pulling your strings
Twisting your mind, smashing your dreams
Blinded by me, you can't see a thing
Just call my name, 'cause I'll hear you scream
Master
Master
Just call my name, 'cause I'll hear you scream
Master
Master

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It's about the Saw series.

Cynovolans said:

Kelis is in a dilemma here. Here milkshake is attracting a lot of customers(oddly all male), and they all agree that it is vastly superior to the competition. Kelis confirms this. But she realizes she cannot provide all of her customers with this product, so she decides to share it with the competition, but to prevent major loss of profits she charges a fee for giving away her secrets to making the perfect milkshake.

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Too funny.

Will have to think of something for this