Yoshi's Super Roll to Dodge 1

Yoshiegg737 · May 16, 2011

Because you can never have too many Roll to Dodge's!...Well...you can. But oh well, here's my Roll to Dodge. Roll to Dodge is an easy-to-learn game. You post an action (one per turn), and the result is determined by the roll of a dice (or in this case, a Random Number Generator). Any action that causes an attack on the player immediately grants a free defense roll. I'll update whenever everyone has their updates in and when I get time. Also, I copied SouthernKing's xtreme rules, which has results going up to 42.

SouthernKing said:
1: Complete and total failure. The worst possible result.
2-5: Failure with major penalty
6-9: Failure with moderate penalty
10-13: Failure with minor penalty
14-17: Failure, no penalty
18-21: Failure, but possibility of success in another way
22-25: Success, but possibility of failure in another way
26-29: Success, no bonus
30-33: Success with minor bonus
34-37: Success with moderate bonus
38-41: Success with major bonus
42: Complete and total success. The best possible result.

(42 Number'd RtD by SouthernKing)

Post your action, and your in. Have fun

Setting
Your in a mall overrun by zombies who wish to eat your flesh. Your goal is to work together and break out of the mall...or just kill everyone, it's up to you.

Player Stats

Red Spy
Descended into Hell
0/1000
Item: Bonesaw+ (+15 to attack rolls, +300hp damage in attacks)
Used to be bleeding

Omega124
Inside a Haunted House
800/1500
Item: AK-47 (+5 to attack rolls)
Item: Supercharged Bat (+10 to all rolls)
Get's a second action for Frank West
Will revive once when dead
Level 3 Sentry (-50hp to attacks against Omega)
WIN CONDITION: Kill everybody

Mango Elephant
The Water Fountain
0/1000
His soul is currently inside Anne Hathaway

Skwink Caesar
In the center of the mall
0/1000

Hoplitejoe
Outside the Mall
0/1000
Get's a second action for The Mercenary
Item: Adorable Looking Machine Gun Kittens (2) (+1 to all rolls for each kitten)
Item: Medusa's Head (+10 to rolls when trying to turn people into statues)
WIN CONDITION: Kill everybody

Domination3000
In the center of the mall
0/1000

Boundless
At the Dance Party
0/1000
Item: Great RPG (+5 to all rolls)
Tasty Flesh (+50Hp for each attack against Boundless. Targeted more often)
Is a Thief (+7 to thieving rolls)
Used to have a bleeding nose

BSmith1068
Inside a Haunted House
0/1000
Item: Great RPG (+5 to all rolls; Broken and will only fire with a roll of 30 or higher)
WIN CONDITION: Kill everybody

Aiolos
In Hell
800/1500
Vehicle: Iron Man Suit (+500 Max hp, +10 to all rolls)
Bleeding (-100hp/turn)
Abaddon's Curse (-5 to rolls when escaping hell)
UNIQUE WIN CONDITION: Escape Hell

WIM
In the center of the mall
0/1000

Bestrfcplayer
Mall Hospital
0/1000
Paralyzed (-2 to all rolls)

Neverwonagame3
In the center of the mall
0/1000
Is a zombie
UNIQUE WIN CONDITION: Kill all players who are not zombies

General Olaf
Outside the Mall
0/1000
Item: Cool Sunglasses (-50hp to attacks against you)
Get's a free roll for the Cute Girls
Is dead, but can still control the cute girls
WIN CONDITION: Kill everybody

Abaddon
In the center of the mall
0/1000
Is a zombie
UNIQUE WIN CONDITION: Kill all players who are not zombies

Tecknojock
In Hell
0/1000
Is not friends with zombies anymore
Sharp Poisonous Claws (+5 to attack rolls. Causes Poison on attack)
Poisoned (-100hp/turn)
UNIQUE WIN CONDITION: Escape Hell

SouthernKing
Thrown out of his Lamborghini
0/1000

Dead People Rankings

1. Omega
2. General Olaf
3. BSmith
4. Hoplitejoe
5. Mango Elephant
6. Aiolos
7. Red Spy
8. Tecknojock
9. SouthernKing
10. Bestrfcplayer
11. Boundless
12. Abaddon
13. Neverwonagame3
14. Skwink Caesar
15. Domination
16. West India Man

Dropped Items
*Blank*

News, Warnings, And Stuff

NPC's
Mall Entrance
"It's barred down and it won't budge!"
0/10000
Will break with a roll of 40 or higher

Frank West
"He's covered war's, ya know"
200/500
Location: A Haunted House
Ally: Omega124
Item: Boston Basher (+15 to all rolls)
Item: Panzerfaust 150 (+50hp Damage When Attacking)
Knowledge of Sniping (Automatic 500hp Damage when firing Panzerfaust 150 from afar)
Poisoned (-100hp/turn)
Blinded (-2 to all rolls)
WIN CONDITION: Kill everybody

Mercenary
"I go to the people who pay me the most"
0/600
Location: Outside the mall
Ally: Hoplitejoe
Item: Minigun (+10 to attack rolls)
Determined (+1 to all rolls)
Gained a cute girl (+100 Max Hp)
Poisoned (-100hp/turn)
Blinded (-2 to all rolls)
WIN CONDITION: Kill everybody

Cute Girls
"Likes General Olaf's Sunglasses"
0/650
Location: A Haunted House
Ally: General Olaf
Item: Shotguns (+3 to all rolls)
Cute girl lost to the Mercenary (-100 Max Hp)
Under full control from General Olaf
Poisoned (-100hp/turn)
Blinded (-2 to all rolls)
WIN CONDITION: Kill everybody

Anne Hathaway
"Is being controlled by Mango Elephant"
600/600
Location: In Hell
Item: Pistol (+1 to attack rolls)
Item: Radio (+2 to all rolls)
Energetic (+2 to all rolls)
Superior Dance Skills (+10 to Dancing Rolls)
Abaddon's Curse (-5 to rolls when escaping hell)
UNIQUE WIN CONDITION: Escape Hell

West India Man's Ghost
"Revenge!"
0/0
Controlled by WIM. Can only attack people.
In Shock (-1 to all rolls)
Dragged everyone to a haunted house (+5 to all rolls)

Abaddon's Ghost
"Revenge!"
0/0
Controlled by Abaddon. Can only attack people.
Ghostly Powers (+2 to all rolls)
Telekinesis Powers (+5 to telekinesis rolls)

Bestrfcplayer's Ghost
"Revenge!"
0/0
Controlled by Bestrfcplayer. Can only attack people.

Red_Spy · May 16, 2011

I am a jedi.

Omega124 · May 16, 2011

(Is this inspired by Dead Rising, b any chance? :mischeif

I find Frank West. He covered wars, ya know.

Mango Elephant · May 16, 2011

I attempt to kidnap Anne Hathaway.

Skwink · May 16, 2011

I hire some mercenaries.

hoplitejoe · May 17, 2011

I got to find some kittens.

GhostWriter16 · May 17, 2011

I run around singing "All we want to do is eat your brains!"

Boundless · May 17, 2011

I make my flesh inedible so the zombies can't eat me!

BSmith1068 · May 17, 2011

I find an RPG.

Aiolos · May 17, 2011

I raid the Gun Show going on in the center of the mall

W|M · May 17, 2011

I blast the door open.

Yoshiegg737 · May 17, 2011

Update 1

Red_Spy said:
I am a jedi.

8: No, you are not a Jedi. You do, however, require to go to the hospital for thinking that you are a Jedi, which a zombie gladly takes you while biting your leg (-100hp)

Omega124 said:
(Is this inspired by Dead Rising, b any chance? :mischeif

I find Frank West. He covered wars, ya know.

36: Frank West is busy taking interesting pictures of zombies, but he's happy to help you. He also has a baseball bat. (Free Rolls for Frank West)

Mango Elephant said:
I attempt to kidnap Anne Hathaway.

9: You kidnap Anne Hathaway!...Wait, never mind. You kidnapped a zombie who bites your face (-100hp)

Skwink Caesar said:
I hire some mercenaries.

38: A mercenary comes to join your side. He comes with a pistol. (Free roll for Mercenary)

hoplitejoe said:
I got to find some kittens.

17: You find some kittens. Unfortunately, they are dead, but you pick them up anyway

Domination3000 said:
I run around singing "All we want to do is eat your brains!"

14: Nobody is interested in listening to you sing

Boundless said:
I make my flesh inedible so the zombies can't eat me!

6: Instead, you make your flesh very tasty and soft, causing NPC zombies to target you more often and deal more damage to you (Extra 50hp taken for each attack on you)

BSmith1068 said:
I find an RPG.

38: And what a great RPG it is! You feel powerful while holding it (+8 on all rolls). You also gain 500 dollars for some reason.

Aiolos said:
I raid the Gun Show going on in the center of the mall

39: For some reason, theres a tank at the Gun Show with the key's in the ignition. Of course, you steal it (Gain 300 Max Hp) (+5 on attack rolls)

west india man said:
I blast the door open.

26: You manage to deal 500 points worth of damage to the door

Giant Zombie said:
Eat Flesh...

13: The Giant Zombie tries to eat Boundless's tasty flesh, but fails

Mall entrance has been added to NPC's
Frank West has been added to NPC's
Mercenary has been added to NPC's
Giant Zombie has been added to NPC's

Omega124 · May 17, 2011

I raid a convienitly found Tank Store for a M1 Abrams. Frank West covers me in case Zombies come.

BSmith1068 · May 17, 2011

I shoot the Giant Zombie in the head with my RPG, blowing his head off.

Skwink · May 17, 2011

Me: I steal a helicopter from Heli-Mart, and fly through the roof.

Merc: Riddles the zombies with the heli's built on minigun.

Aiolos · May 17, 2011

Next stop.. The gadget store! I seal my tank and roll on down the center of the mall looking for the baddest gadget store around.

Neverwonagame3 · May 18, 2011

Is it too late to join. If not:

Action: I attempt to turn into a giant Zombie.

Skwink · May 18, 2011

FormerNWAG said:
Is it too late to join. If not:

Action: I attempt to turn into a giant Zombie.

Check the top of the OP...

Neverwonagame3 · May 18, 2011

Skwink Caesar said:
Check the top of the OP...

Oops- sorry about that, I've got a lot on my mind...

Boundless · May 18, 2011

I steal BSmith1068's RPG!

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