[RFC] Monotheistic Asia: A Tale of Religous History-Smashing

For those of you who didn't see my vote thread, Monotheistic Asia is a challenge where I create a Jewish/Christian Asia while playing as 3000BC China.
Anyway...

One day, a bunch of people randomly appeared out of nowhere. After a lot of arguing and mass hysteria, a guy named Qui Shin Huang decided that he was their emperor. And thus, he was. He then told the people to sit down. Magically, they created a town. The Emperor then told a group of people with sticks that they were now Warriors, and he sent them to explore.
I miss the Roman starting army already...

And Hinduism was founded. I hope that the Egyptians got it, but it's probably the Indians.

The Warriors of Epicness were exploring when they discovered a small tribal village. The villagers were carrying around pointy tools made of a strange metal. The Warriors of Epiness promptly said, "OOH. Shiny!" They then forced the (pacifist/cowardly) villagers into showing them how to mine and craft (cookie if you get that refrence) Shinyite. This somehow resulted in the Emperor saying "Let them be 'd!"
Did I just get... BRONZE WORKING from a goodie hut?

And Buddhism has been founded! I still hope it's Egypt.

And the Indians got Hinduism, as usual. Oh, well.

One day, a person named Ay Brahn Hamn was walking around, when he saw something. It was THE SUPREME RULER OF TEH UNIVERSE! THE SUPREME RULER OF THE UNIVERSE summoned a stone tablet, dropped it on Ay's head and left. Ay began to worship the writing on the tablet, and Judaism was born.

A study suggested that China was the world's largest civilization, because they were the only civilization.

Starting Theology now...

And we finally found another city, Quingzhou. The Emperor has a party drinking... alcoholic tea.

WE HAS DISCOVERED THE BALTIC! Wait no, it's the First Epic Sea!

And Hammy has no religion. Go away and go polytheistic.

One day, a Jewish orphan named Jee Zus was worshipping the Holy Stone Tablet of Epicness when suddenly THE SUPREME RULER OF TEH UNIVERSE appeared before him. THE SUPREME RULER OF TEH UNIVERSE then told Jee Zus Chriz that he was THE SUPREME RULER OF TEH UNIVERSE's son. Afterwards, so many people thought he was holy that they started Chrizianity, which became China's official religion.


Now that religious history has been smashed in the East, how will that and the undiscovered religions of Confucianism and Taoism come into play in the west? Find out next time, on Monotheistic Asia! *drinks alcoholic tea*

Cool;

You have a creeper wearing sunglasses as your avatar.

Can't wait for the first update.

Good luck.

good luck with arabia( as far as im concerned, by asia you mean middle east, Indonesia, Siberia India and Turkey)

They WILL be monotheistic. The Arabs will be Muslim.

HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE

That hyped enough for you? Now where's the update?

MoreEpicThanYou said:

They WILL be monotheistic. The Arabs will be Muslim.

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but he said Judeo/Christian asia

good luck. Is this Vanilla or BtS?

It BTS. The update will be in the next 20 minutes.
EDIT: Erm, I'm facing difficulties. It'll be up in a few hours.

TEH UPDATE IS DONE! *points to first post*

why'd you put it in the first post?

remember to found Hanoi for elephants against the Mongols

Won't it flip to the Khmer when they spawn?

Also, the reference (mine and craft) is to Minecraft. I can haz cookie now?

Looks good so far BTW.

Whoa, you got the religions!

Olaf can has cookie.

As for Hanoi, I'm not sure if it'll flip, but if it does... CONQUERING... China-style.
But, Guangzhou and Hangzhou are my first priorities.

Hanoi never flips to the Khmer to the best of my knowledge.

I love TDs new avatar.

O, yea. The story is ok too.

i've never had it flip, but attacking the mongols with elephants are the best strategy in my opinion, they have crossbowmen in that stack so pikes are out of the question

I just found this I expect the spread of your religion to be around 60%

I just noticed that you never researched Polytheism or Masonry, so how did you get monotheism first?