classical_hero
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This thread is inspired by the Members Photo thread where West India Man is eating a Pizza with a knife and fork, crazy I know, so how you eat your pizza?
Pizza, how do you eat it?
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With my greasy fingers and sauce-stained shirt.
de Maistre
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Cutlery, I don't want to get my hands greasy.
Indeed, hands and fingers are an intrigal part of the True Pizza Experience.
ZeletDude
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so true.. I mean eating it with eating utensils is a thing my Grandparents do
I believe it has been scientifically proven (by TOP SCIENTISTS) that the garlic and seasonings travel by osmosis through the finger nerves to the pleasure points of the brain.
azzaman333
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Using cutlery to eat pizza is like crapping in the shower. YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG.
kramerfan86
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usually with my hands, there is this one pizza joint though I go to where the pizza simply comes out too hot to barehand so I use a knife and fork until it cools down.
Disgustipated
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I think I have only used cutlery to eat a pizza once. It was a crappy pizza where the toppings kept falling off. New York style at that.
That should be a clue that New York style pizza sucks ass.
That should be a clue that New York style pizza sucks ass.
Hygro
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deepdish: often with cutlery. Thin crust: often my bare hands.
Nobody
Gangster
Pizza is made to be eaten by hand, the edge is a handle!
Tani Coyote
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Hands, usually. However, I sometimes microwave it and it becomes too soft/hot to hold, so I eat it with a fork. Pretty much like lasagna.
GoodSarmatian
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Sometimes with a knife, never with a fork.
rugbyLEAGUEfan
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Drunk , stoned , watching sport , off a supermodel's behind . Preferably all 4 combined.
Depends on the pizza. If I can hold it without burning my hand or having pieces falling off it or making my hand too greasy depending on the situation, I'll eat it with my hand. Otherwise, or if it's one of those gourmet pizza, cutlery.
Leonel
Breakfast Connoisseur
Usually I blend it and pour it down my ear, sucking it through my sinuses before letting it drip into my mouth out my nose.
It's a very convoluted way to eat pizza, I know!
It's a very convoluted way to eat pizza, I know!
Holycannoli
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Fold the crust in half, if it's a true pizzeria pizza. Dominos often doesn't need it, and frozen pizzas like DiGiorno never need it, but a good NY style pizza needs to be folded in half or it flops over.
