Before you say "grow some balls" next time

Archbob

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Think about this:

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Its true guys, its true.
 
I saw someone post this on Facebook earlier today. Did she just say this on some television show or something? These things circulate fast....
 
What if you have both? Or perhaps the correct wording is all three.
 
Testicles produce testosterone which promotes muscle development making you tougher.

I wonder how much that testoerone will help if you get kicked in the crotch area.
 
I've actually heard Betty White's character say "Why don't you grow a pair?" in a commercial for Hot in Cleveland. Just saying, Betty.
 
I wonder how much that testoerone will help if you get kicked in the crotch area.

Given that it has been helping ever since you've had them, and that muscle tissue does not instantly vaporize upon testicular damage, I'd say that it helps a lot. In fact, it can even help you avoid suffering said damage.
 
I'm also pretty such "those things can take a pounding" is a sly reference to sex ;) .

It has two references actually. I just kinda passed the one you had mentioned because I don't really want to think of an old grandmother in that way. :/
 
It's a really old joke. Funny, but not credit to that lady. I think it was Dan Savage that gave it my favorite treatment, though it might not have been original to him either. "...they take a pounding, and then spit out a brand new human being."
 
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