The Rise and Fall of Radio (a BTS DI)

Radio Noer

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Hello everybody, I thought I'd try a DI of my own (IT WILL FINISH) in Vanilla BTS. The idea is that at 1 AD I start to let you guys intervene, the goal being to try to make me lose IN A SUBTLE MANNER (ironic huh?) If all the nations in the world are suddenly at war with me with massive SoD's, it's not subtle, be mysterious, confound my efforts to win. I want to see a meteoric rise and tragic fall, and I know you can do it.

Settings:
Normal Speed
Monarch Difficulty
3.19 BTS

The rules:
The Eleven Commandments of Deityhood

I.Thou shalt announce your intentions.
--(Be sure to "got it" so we don't run into continuim errors. We reserve the right to ignore not announced updates)

II. Thou shalt not Intervene if you were the last deity to intervene, and thou shalt only intervene once per waking
--(You may only intervene once per my update, and you must wait for another God to intervene before intervening again.)

III. Thou shalt not reveal the secrets of knowledge or the heavens to mortals.
--(No units or techs should be revealed to any civilization if they are not in the current or previous era of the player)

IV. Thou shalt not use your powers for cataclysmic destruction
--(Remember, less is more. Be subtle. It is far more interesting for everyone if you make subtle, interesting changes like forming a choke with mountains than if you just tear giant swathes of ice through my cities. I reserve the right to reject saves I think are unnecessarily apocalyptic.)

V. Thou shalt reveal yourself to the mortal with grace.
--(Everyone loves a good story, and if you decide to contribute to it, be creative! Choose a name and domain [i.e., Winston, the Sea God] that you govern, even if the characters don't know it's you acting)

VI. Thou shalt not be vindictive, and thou shalt not halt progress.
--(You are not allowed to strip techs away from me. Anything I research is mine permanently. You are also not allowed to remove any named unit, for any reason.)

VII. Thou shalt not be unnecessarily nice to the puny mortal.
--(I do not need a stack of thirty Level 9 Praetorians to win my fights. You do not need to fill my BFC with flood-plain grassland goldmine hills next to rivers. The only exception to this is if you genuinely make me work my ass off to get it, and even then it not ought to be as good as the dream city outlined above.)

VIII. Thou shalt reward him for piety, and thou shalt offer him redemption for his punishments.
--(If you give me a quest and I succeed, reward me! If it was easy don't give me a big bonus, and if it was hard I am going to be miffed if I get another Great Prophet for all my hard work. Likewise, if you punish me, tell me how I can fix it!)

IX. Thou shalt not war with the other gods. Much.
--(Obviously there's going to be some strife between those who would support Ragnar's Conquest, and those who would seek to protect the world from his tyranny. Having said that, Gods are not allowed to reverse the effects of an intervention without waiting for the update after the effects have been felt. This includes quests. In fact, you would do well to leave the other god's quests alone entirely. If you want me to do yours instead, make it more interesting or more lucritive)

X. Thou shalt obey the natural order of things, and of time, and of destiny.
--(There is a storyline going on here. Do try and fit in. Do not take great lengths to completely detract from it. Be smart.)

XI. Thou shalt not abuse your architectural omniscient nature.
--(Don't add wonders that don't already exist.)

FAQ

Q: Another God has already edited the save this turn. Can I do it too?
A: Yes, but you may not undo their changes. Take their save and edit it. Also, you may only edit once per turn.

Q: I have this cool idea that only slightly violates your rules, but it's really cool!
A: Just keep in mind I have the ability to reject any save I deem over-the-top.

Now I will post the game!
 
The sun arose in 4000 BC for the first time, it was new to the job, so at first it was blinding, then far too dark, finally it shed light on Cyru... I mean Radio Noer of Persia. His band looked down upon the ground, dissolved in the now too hot sun, and became a city called Persepolis.

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Naturally, the vicious sheep needed to be tamed, so they slowly learned to domesticate animals. Radio sent his scouts (all volunteers by the way) out to, well scout. They came upon a man who called himself Zara Yaqob.

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Mining and Bronze Working were discovered and Radio was so pleased, he founded a city, totally not to spite Zara, called Pasargadae and smelled the ocean air, he got a nosebleed and vowed to curse the ocean when he had more power.

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Soon Radio could write angry letters to the ocean, saying it would float dead trees all over it when he could, he then founded Susa to get more ocean access, it would take many boats to kill the ocean.

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Then an Alphabet was created and he wrote a letter to Zara asking for fish and acircle, and Zara happily agreed, knowing that he would soon be able to forge Radio's signature.

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Radio then gave Zara an Alphabet work book, and Zara just search through his pockets and threw his lose technolgies at Radio.

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Math and Ecbatana were discovered and Radio began to wonder why every settling party he sent out died, their bones turning into wooden buildings.

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Currency was made for the first time and Huayna Capac introduced himself to Radio, looking very stuck up with his massive hat.

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Stuck up as he was, he still gave Radio a great deal for some iron.

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Radio learned of Masonry and a Calendar and built Tarsus, realizing the plants there could make a bunch on money.

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Then came Code of Laws, Philosophy, and Priesthood, Zara made a trade with Radio to get some law and order established (Zara was notorios for being a horrible enforcer of laws).

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Then Native America was met, this caused a rift in the space-time continueum(?) that allowed the gods to enter...

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Have fun :)
 

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Carannys came down from heaven, and looked upon the earth. Already the puny mortal Radio Noer was considered great upon the earth, and had many friends.
Carannys breathed but once, and his breath fell upon the earth, clouding the minds of the leaders of the greatest nations, causing them to become irritated, and count those that they had formerly considered their friends as enemies.
Carannys smiled. Where would Radio Noer turn when his friends betrayed him?

Not for mortal eyes:
Spoiler :
Made the civs less happy with each other, especially the ones in contact with Radio.
 

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I am Dumanios, God of Winter.
 
I'll raise the stakes a bit, if I WIN, I shall be crowned most epic in civ 4 S&T if I lose, I shall bow at METY's feet and declare him most epic, forever.
 
Fortunis, god of subtly helping mortals, at your service!
 
I can join if someone does my edits.
 
Pan, god of nature, would like to sign up.
Editing now.
 
There were too few forests on Earth. Pan created some.
There were too few animals on Earth. Pan created some.
Earth will live.

Spoiler edits :

I added forests, a large island, an archipelago and a peninsula for the Celts to expand into.
 

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I'll raise the stakes a bit, if I WIN, I shall be crowned most epic in civ 4 S&T if I lose, I shall bow at METY's feet and declare him most epic, forever.

Deal! Now how to loophole the "unnecessarily apocalyptic" rule...

I shall be MoreEpicThanYou, god of epicness, destruction, and generally blowing stuff up.
 
MoreEpicThanYou looked down upon the puny mortals, smirking about how they would all perish when the Doom-time would come. The Earth had already started cooling. He then launched an explosion so powerful at the North Pole that several miles of ice melted, coated with radioactive activity. It was a warning to all mortals, what would happen if they displeased him more than they already did.

Spoiler :
I added ice to all tiles above an ice tile, and tundra to all tiles above a tundra tile. I also made a 3*3 square of fallout/water at the North Pole.
 

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I'll raise the stakes a bit, if I WIN, I shall be crowned most epic in civ 4 S&T if I lose, I shall bow at METY's feet and declare him most epic, forever.

You shall lose, but you will crown ME AS the most epic!
Joining as Lord Jerahmia Gottwald, god of epicness and LOYALTY!
 
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