Lenin's Crusade Show!

Lenin: Hi everyone, it's me, LENIN!!!!! And I'm back for yet another appearance in LENIN'S CRUSADE SHOW!!!!
*phone call*
Lenin: Hello?
????: We are sorry sir, but we are calling from the Brandon.Herren channel, to cancel your tv show...
Lenin: What??? But we just started!
brandon.herren: Well, you can continue, but a few guests are joining
Catherine, Peter, Nicholas II, Gorbachev, and Alexander II
Lenin: What?
*brandon.herren disappears*
*Catherine, Peter, Nicholas II, Gorbachev, and Alexander II appear*
Lenin: Welcome to Lenin's Crusade Show...
Catherine: What? They actually gave you a show!!!
Lenin: Yeah, but now all of the peace mongers are here to ruin the fun!
Catherine: How come I don't get a TV show!
brandon.herren's voice: Lenin has higher ratings than you do!
Catherine: What? That can't be true!
brandon.herren's voice: Yes, and you guys are just lucky I included you. Although it's mainly for the reason that an unsupervised Lenin show can only end badly...
Peter:
Alexander II: Definitely...
Lenin: What? Why can't you make them leave! CRUSADES!!!!
brandon.herren's voice: I'd watch your complaints. I can bring in Gandhi, The Buddha, Albert Einstein, Zara Yaqob and Émile Arnaud with the snap of a finger.
Lenin: *gasp* YOU WOULDN'T!
brandon.herren's voice: Yes I would So stick with the program... or else
Lenin: *looks at script* On the Show, you choose a civ and a target, and Brandon will play as the civ and destroy the target. Earth 18 civs, of course . Then Lenin will show off his awesome crusade skills AND CONQUER!
Nicholas II: *looks at script* That last sentence wasn't in the script...
Lenin: Moving on, start choosing today! And vote for who's the best character (me of course)
brandon.herren's voice: That's 1 strike Lenin *snaps finger*
*Gandhi appears*
Lenin: NO!!!!!! Why! WHY CRUEL WORLD!!!!
Catherine: This will be fun!

Can we chose the difficulty also?

...
Ok, allright, im off to sleep now.

Why can't he just crusade Ghandi and everyone else?

subbed, seems like a fun story

I vote for Lenin, he appears in two stories and a TV Show.

I also vote he kills Montezuma as America.

Dumanios said:

I also vote he kills Montezuma as America.

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He did this one already, it was the theme behind revenge of America.

I say He kills America as Huayna capac! Now that would be interesting to watch.

Some ideas:

1. England conquering America (in revenge of what happened in Revenge of America)
2. ... or India, if we're going to take into account what happened in RandomLand
3. Germany going on a two-front war against France and Russia, and winning
4. Spain goes straight for the Arabs
5. Khmer hunting down Keshiks with Ballista Elephants

I vote he makes a custom scenario and kills everyone as Zululand.

Or use The_J's Starting Points mod and does that.

MaxWar said:

He did this one already, it was the theme behind revenge of America.

I say He kills America as Huayna capac! Now that would be interesting to watch.

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Well, since you were the first to ask, it's time to conquer America! Can I use worldbuilder to get rid of the mountains

Dumanios said:

I vote he makes a custom scenario and kills everyone as Zululand.

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Impis for the Win!

Alexius08 said:

Some ideas:

1. England conquering America (in revenge of what happened in Revenge of America)
2. ... or India, if we're going to take into account what happened in RandomLand
3. Germany going on a two-front war against France and Russia, and winning
4. Spain goes straight for the Arabs
5. Khmer hunting down Keshiks with Ballista Elephants

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That last one sounds like fun

brandon.herren said:

Can I use worldbuilder to get rid of the mountains

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I say keep the montain, then you have to build friggin boats!

Hmmm, i suggest a vote on the matter! This is a public gameshow after all!

It might be fun to see you have to build friggin galleys to get there.
But then you bypass Monty, and potential fun with it

No WBing. Build Boats!

It's official. Brandon has earned an official MANTAREVAN AWESOMENESS AND GENERAL APPROVAL STICKER.

I'll be handing more out later. Now *that's* one to put over your mantle. Or should I say MANTAle.

Lenin is the best character, Ghandi is second


Kill England and Spain as Inca or Aztec!

In return I'll advertise this story on mine

I therefore Award Jwitti a 1/2 cookie of Shameless self-promotion.

( Sorry I only had half a cookie left, Captain Asoka ate the rest )

It'll go with the 1/4 you gave me once

MantaRevan said:

It's official. Brandon has earned an official MANTAREVAN AWESOMENESS AND GENERAL APPROVAL STICKER.

I'll be handing more out later. Now *that's* one to put over your mantle. Or should I say MANTAle.

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Adding to crowded sig

Ok, update coming, relatively soon. Currently, I'm on my 4th try doing it... Those mountains...

As Lenin's agent, I here to report that he is getting a bit impatient...