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NIGHT ZERO
We enter on this peaceful and quiet town, called Tiny Town. It is away from the hustle and bustle of the big towns. I would say cities, but city is too big of a word to associate with Tiny Town. Heck, town is too big of a word to associate with Tiny Town. With only ten people in the town, it would more accurately be described as a collection of cottages.
Tonight, most of the town are huddled around their televisions, waiting to see the big event. The Mayor's speech. But, something will go wrong. One of these cottages will go uninhabited, on account of the occupant being dead. Why will they be dead? Because this is how things work in THE MAFIA ZONE.
"...and now that we have discussed THAT issue," said Mayor NinjaCow64 to his live television audience of Tiny Town. "we will discuss some of the completely paranoid delusions that people have being having."
NinjaCow chuckled. "I don't know where people have been getting these crazy ideas of a Mafia invasion. Mafias NEVER invade small towns. It's just unheard of. And to those people who point out the evidence of the graffiti on the Mayor's office which states, and I quote: 'lulz wez iz da Mafiaz wez goingz toz killz you butz lulz lulz.' This obviously the work of some rebellious teenager! And to those that say we don't have any teenagers, let alone rebellious ones, I say that it is obviously the work of a rebellious adul-wait, why is that guy wearing an evil looking brown coat and a mask??"
The camera panned to the right to show a man wearing an evil looking brown coat and a mask, who rose a gun up towards NinjaCow's head. The Mayor continued.
"Why are you raising a gun to my head. And why are you-OH MA GAWD!" Said NinjaCow as he realised to late that this man would do him much harm. The brown-coated man pulled the trigger and emptied six rounds into NinjaCow's chest. Then he reloaded and shot another six rounds. And again. The brown-coated man got another 216 rounds into NinjaCow's chest before the Town realised that running over and trying to stop the man from completely obliterating the Mayor's lungs would be a good idea. But it was too late. The brown-coated man had definitely killed NinjaCow, but not only that. He had also ran off and knocked over the garbage bins! Only a complete monster could do that!
As they examined NinjaCow64's body, they determined that NinjaCow could not be associated with the however shot him. Nobody would knock over a garbage bin after killing a friend, even evil has standards.
Spoiler :
As the sun rose, the town realised that only one organisation could have planned out such an elaborate assassination: the Mafia. And they also knew that there was only one way to deal with the Mafia: random and slightly paranoid accusations leading up to randomly lynching people.
But what the town didn't know was that two of it's members had been selected to be given two of four powers. Maybe with this help, Tiny Town may survive the horror of THE MAFIA ZONE.
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Welcome to the Mafia Zone! Subtly, every Mafia game is different, which is why you need to read the rules:
1) Adhere to the forum rules and yada yada.
2) Note that this game is very silly and has nothing to do with the Twilight Zone other than the narration and the name.
3) Day ends in 48 hours OR if everyone votes AND more than 50% of the town agrees on who to vote for. Night ends in 24 hours.
4) During the day, you must vote for who you think is guilty. Votes must be bolded. Example: "I think that NinjaCow64 is guilty even though he is dead and he is me therefore I am dead. Erk."
5) When you want to change your mind on who to vote, just post unvote (bolded of course), comma then the new person you want to lynch. Example: "I don't feel like killing myself again so I am going to unvote, Chuck Norris.
6) You are allowed to Abstain.
7) No Lynch is not allowed and the first day will produce a lynch like every other day.
8) YOU MUST VOTE EVERY DAY EVEN IF YOU ARE MAFIA. ABSTAINING COUNTS AS VOTING. IF YOU DO NOT VOTE FOR TWO DAYS IN A ROW THEN YOU WILL FACE THE WRAITH OF CHUCK NORRIS. IF ANYONE IS INACTIVE IN THIS GAME CONSIDERING IT IS A MINI GAME THEN IN WILL BE INCREDIBLY DISAPPOINT MY SON.
9) During the night, the Mafia will PM me their target and will also use any other abilities that they have. Townies may send me a PM if they have abilities also.
10) You may talk at night.
11) Alignment is revealed upon death.
12) If you are dead, you may not post in the thread anymore. Just don't.
13) We are using this setup. Any roles or such outside of this setup will not be seen.
14) Rules 8 and 12 are extra super important so don't break them.
...there, that's it. Note that I will be away for the next 48-72 hours so there is no way that this game will start until then. BTW, here is the signups sheet:
LIVING PLAYERS:
landlubber
Skwink
choxorn
Turquoiside
Jarrema
General Olaf
classical_hero
Zack
DEAD PLAYERS:
Verarde - TOWN Lynched Day One.
