Roll to Dodge: Staff Sgt. Max Fightmaster Edition

KaiserElectric · Mar 10, 2012

Welcome to another RTD game with a silly name. Anyway, the rules, although if you don't know them by now, I pity you.

The rules are simple:
1. Post an action.
2. Your result will be determined by the roll of a die.
Any action that triggers a third-party attack on the player immediately grants a free defence roll.

'Ludicrous Edition' increases the variability of results with a 20-sided die (actually random.org) that in addition to establishing the immediate success of an action, also determines random items found, health/power/money gained/lost, etc. The basic breakdown is as follows:

1 : Unbelievably total failure. Action WILL backfire.
2-4 : Failure, with penalty
5-7 : Marginal failure with possible penalty
8-10 : Failure, no penalty
11-13 : Straightforward success
14-16 : Success, with possible bonus
17-19 : Success, with circumstantial bonus
20 : MAXIMUM POWER. Guaranteed success, with added bonus.

Under binary conditions, 1-10 fails, 11-20 succeeds.

Note that attempting an action requiring an intermediate action (i.e. starting a car with no keys) automatically fails. Also note that the same action cannot be taken twice in a row. Take heed that your GM is unstable, and may tweak the playing field independent of player actions. Almost anything goes, but be warned that metagaming will anger the D1C3 G0D.

Each player may submit one action per turn. A turn lasts at most one day and at least until every active player has submitted an action. The game is played in rounds that last until one player remains alive.

Borrowed slightly from Ludicrous Edition.

Also, if you are a new player, please include "I join" in your post so I know to add you.

Normal Round

Player List:

SamSniped
HP: 37
Valyrian steel sword "Talon" (+1 r)
Milwaukee, Wisconsin
Sniper Rifle (+2 r)
Verteig's Gift

JoanK
HP:37
Railgun Arm
Mechanical Know-How (+1 build/repair)
ISS (Marshmallow Cannon)

Omega124
HP:48
The Voice
Dragon soul (1)
AK-47
Minigun

~~Yoshiegg737~~
Killed by SamSniped

SouthernKing
HP:15
Stargate Network
Enlightenment (+2 r)
Free Dodges (3)
Whispering Wristband (-6 when attempting to remove).

NinjaCow64
HP:32
Medal of Valor (+1 r)
Rejuvenating Liver (+3 hp)
Tied Up (-2 r)
Drowning (3)

west india man
HP:61
Crowbar
FALCON PUNCH
Kiev
Healing ability (+5 +roll)
Flamethrower
Drowning (3)

hoplitejoe
HP:42
Secret Code
(4) Soldiers

Buddhafish
HP:31
Laser Cannon (+2 r) (+3 damage) (Chance to apply disintegration.)
Starship
Anti-Health Force Field (20 hp)
Somali Pirates (2)
Suffocating (3)

Tecknojock
HP:63
Elite Crew (+4)
Waterbender
Aircraft Carrier

topsecret
HP:65
Time Gauntlets
Whispering Wristband
Blaster Bunker
Armed Robots (6)

madtemplar0
HP:28
Velociraptors (3)
Burning Liver (-3 hp)

spaceman98
HP:64
Orcs (3)

strijder20
HP:72
Magic Wand
Excalibur

NPCs:

Zombie Lenin
HP: ?
Light Radioactivity Defense

SamSniped · Mar 10, 2012

I get a sword of Valyrian steel and name it Talon.

MoreEpicThanYou · Mar 10, 2012

I summon the time machine from Back to the Future.

JohannaK · Mar 10, 2012

I get a railgun made of Valyrian steel

EDIT: with a Valyrian steel bayonet.

Omega124 · Mar 10, 2012

I obtain Second Chance Pro!

(Yes, this is now the official Omega start.

)

Yoshiegg737 · Mar 10, 2012

I find an awesome sniper rifle

JohannaK · Mar 10, 2012

Edited post.

SouthernKing · Mar 10, 2012

I become super intelligent with an IQ of 20,000

KaiserElectric · Mar 10, 2012

I'll do an update in a few hours if one or two more join up.

NinjaCow64 · Mar 10, 2012

I drink a gallon of Vodka. Why? Because I am Russian, that's why.

Optical · Mar 10, 2012

I obtain Three Chances Pro.

W|M · Mar 10, 2012

I smash a car window with a crowbar in Magnitogorsk, Russia.

KaiserElectric · Mar 10, 2012

SamSniped said:
I get a sword of Valyrian steel and name it Talon.

(16) Indeed you do.

MoreEpicThanYou said:
I summon the time machine from Back to the Future.

(11) You happen upon the DeLorean. Unfortunately, the flux capacitor appears to be nonfunctional.

JoanK said:
I get a railgun made of Valyrian steel

EDIT: with a Valyrian steel bayonet.

(5) According to Google, A Song of Ice and Fire is a series of Epic Fantasy novels. They don't usually have railguns. So no.

Omega124 said:
I obtain Second Chance Pro!

(Yes, this is now the official Omega start. )

(2) You achieve First Chance Pro and promptly fall on your rear. You can't move and can't use two-handed equipment until you get back up.

Yoshiegg737 said:
I find an awesome sniper rifle

(16) You find a pretty cool sniper rifle. You gain +2 to actions with the rifle.

SouthernKing said:
I become super intelligent with an IQ of 20,000

(10) Your brain aches slightly from trying to be smarter.

NinjaCow64 said:
I drink a gallon of Vodka. Why? Because I am Russian, that's why.

(2) Great idea. Why? Because you now have a nasty case of liver damage and will bleed 3 damage a turn, that's why.

General Olaf said:
I obtain Three Chances Pro.

(13) You don't quite make it, but you still get Second Chance. You will have a 50:50 chance of surviving if your health drops below 0.

west india man said:
I smash a car window with a crowbar in Magnitogorsk, Russia.

(10) The window doesn't break. The nearby cop calls you a wuss and confiscates your crowbar.

NinjaCow64 · Mar 10, 2012

I discover the cure for liver damage is MOAR VODKA! So I drink MOAR VODKA!!!

MoreEpicThanYou · Mar 10, 2012

11 means success, I should have a fully functional time machine!

If my argument works: I travel to October 14, 1399

If it doesn't: I use my Epic Powers to fix the Flux Capacitor

W|M · Mar 10, 2012

I punch the cop in the face for calling me a wuss and take my crowbar back. >:-(

KaiserElectric · Mar 10, 2012

MoreEpicThanYou said:
11 means success, I should have a fully functional time machine!

(10) I would have given it to you for a 15. It shouldn't be too hard to fix it though.

SouthernKing · Mar 10, 2012

I gain access to the Stargate network via a Stargate I find buried underground.

Optical · Mar 11, 2012

I steal METY's time machine.

JohannaK · Mar 11, 2012

I design and build my own railgun.

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