By George: An English Tale

Alright CFC. I have decided to try my hand at storymaking. This is my first story, and I haven't played civ in awhile, so any input may....

be accepted.

So sit back, and hopefully get a few kicks out of By George: An English Tale

The Game:
Civ-England
Leader-Churchill
World Size-Small
Map Type-Continents
Difficulty-Warlord
Regular BTS


Update maybe coming today, maybe not.

Hmm, definitely will be following and giving tips as the game progresses.

Here goes something:




Narrator: A not so long time ago, in a galaxy not so far far away..................

George the Peasant: What's a galaxy?

Narrator: That doesn't matter. Now, as I was saying, a not...

George the Peasant: Why not? You starting tellin about it, now you've gone and stopped tellin about it, and I want to know what it is, because......

Narrator: SHUT UP!!!!! Fine, I'll start where you understand. England. Do you know what that is?

George: Well, of course. I do live here.

Narrator: Finally. The year was 4000 BC. A man by the name of Churchill decides to settle down and start a civilization. He calls it England.



He decides to settle on the coast. He calls his city....

George: Ooh ooh!!! I know it! I know it! London.

Narrator: Wrong. He calls it Londontown. DON'T ASK ME WHY!!! I'M JUST TELLIN THE STORY!!!!! I didn't bloody write it. sheesh.



Churchill: Ah, I do love this city.

Adviser #1: Sir, the village just to our west gave us another settler. We can found another city , that is if you wish sir.

Churchill: I think I'd like to found another city. That's a great idea Churchill. Wait, what's that Churchill? We have another settler? That's great work Churchill, I'm glad I thought of it!

Adviser #1 (CFC-open position for claiming):

Author's Notes

Positions, like advisers and city officials, will come open periodically. You can give advice to me, and you will appear in the story.

Granted, I may not take your advice, but it will be noted.

I'd like to be an advisor

I recommend you settle a city near the gold.
Got to love warlord difficulty: you just started with two settlers

Great story, and I'd like to be the Military Adviser.

Update #2



Narrator: Now, we are back in the land of England, the year is....

George: I know!!!! I know!!!! 1776.

Narrator: *facepalm* (with a groan) 3760 BC.

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Advisor #1 (strijder20): Sir, the borders of Londontown have expanded. We now own more land!



Churchill: Did someone say, FOUR BANDS?? I don't want four bands you sniveling...

strijder20: No sir, MORE LAND!!!!!!

Churchill: Oh. Well I guess that's a good thing, right?

strijder20: Yes sir. Now we would have even more land if we settled over by that gold to our Northeast.

Churchill: Gold? Where?

strijder20: Northeast, you know, the direction some NORTH and then some EAST.



Churchill: You know you don't have to yell. I'm not deaf. And about that city, yes I think that will do. strijder20, how about you go with him to our new city and govern it. Just because I don't have the time.

strijer20: (to no on in particular) Finally, the old man gives me some respect!!

Churchill: What was that?

strijder20: Nothing sir. I was just asking what we should call this city?

Churchill: Call it..........Manchester.



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Positions:

Governor of Manchester: strijder20
Military Advisor: METY

May I be the Financial Advisor? (And subbed!)

Can I be the (Only subtly very insane) governor of the next city?
If not, I'm sure the job qualifications can be, *er-hem* adjusted...
*fetches Wabbajack, laughing like a maniac*

Nice job so far. Churchill seems more like George III.

One complaint, is the settling of Manchester. You should've gone 1W, so you could've chopped the forest for production. Good so far though!

I call Secretary of Foreign Affairs.

I'll be the Tech Advisor.

NINJA ADVISOR! Espionage Advisor please (Why do you always have to take the Militarty Advisor, METY? )

Positions in my very large Government:

Governors:
strijder20-Manchester
Civ'ed- TBD

Cabinet:
Military Advisor: METY
Financial Advisor: trexeric
Espionage Advisor: SamSniped
Technology Advisor: General Olaf
Foreign Advisor: Dumanios


I'm not really sure how much advising is going to go on, but you all will definitely get into the story somehow. Next update will hopefully be Saturday.

*hopes his city can be named "New Sheoth" or something along the lines of that*
(I'm joking...)

Update #3

Narrator: I'm back, and I'm going to talk quickly before George gets back...

George: WHAT??? Did somebody say my name?

Narrator: (sigh) Yes, I was saying that I was going to wait for you to get back to continue my story.

George: Didn't sound like it.

Narrator: I'll talk quieter then next time. Now where were we? Ah yes, we. NO GEORGE, NOT 1776!! Ok then, we are at 3680 BC, at the first meeting of Churchill's brand new advisor group known as the "Cabinet".
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(lots of loud talking and yelling)

General Olaf: Sir, we need to talk about our upcoming technological opportunities!

METY: You ever heard of conquest?

SamSniped: Conquest? I prefer a less... messy approach. Espionage, spies! That's the future.

trexeric: Can it, future boy. Money is what keeps this country running, and we don't have any.

METY: CONQUEST!!!

General Olaf: With clubs? I'd like to see you try. We need to learn more about all of...

Churchill: Ahem.

(yelling continues)

trexeric: Money? Anyone like money? I sure do Sam, you lousy no good spending...

SamSniped: Why I don't spend that much, you...

METY: CONQUEST? 3 POUNDS FOR SOME CONQUEST! ONE TIME DEAL! ENDS SOON!!

trexeric: We need to plan our financial futures here.

Churchill: I said AHEM!!!!!!!!

(everyone looks at Churchill)

Churchill: Now, I move that we begin by talking about...

Dumanios: Sir, sir! We have a visitor. He says his name is Hweeanu Kapek, or something like that. He says he is the leader of the Incan Empire.

Churchill: Wha..What? I'm not the supreme ruler of the world?

Dumanios: No, sir. We are not alone. Uh, here he is sir.



Huyana Capac: Let's play some ceremonial ball, eh Churchill?

Churchill: (aside to Dumanios) What should I do?

Dumanios: (aside to Churchill) Just say "There shall be peace in our time" and it will be ok for now.

Churchill: (aside to Dumanios) Oh, ok. (to all) "There shall be peace in our time!"

Huyana Capac: By the way, Buddhism is pretty cool.

Churchill:

Huyana Capac: Ok, bye now.

Churchill: What in the hell just happened?

SamSniped: Don't worry about it sir. I'll know who he eats, what he sleeps, and why he puts his clothes by breakfast.

Churchill: I need a nap.

Nice. That update was highly entertaining

SamSniped: Don't worry about it sir. I'll know who he eats, what he sleeps, and why he puts his clothes by breakfast.

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Would it be wrong of me to say "Too bad it isn't Boudica"?