AAIOT: Consonants Under Fire

Double A

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I've been thinking about hosting an IOT for a while, and I've finally decided to do one. I believe this ruleset is the most fair and balanced one ever devised, and I hope everyone agrees.

House rules:

1. Only funny trolls are permitted to practice their art.
2. Stay on topic when it's convenient.
3. Your posts should actually consist of something relevant to your nation or one-liner comments.
4. Use the thread for all your diplomatic needs.
5. No powergaming. By definition, powergaming is creating any country Math made first.
6. The GM is supreme. He reserves the right to change game rules, ignore or modify orders, impose restrictions on players, disband player nations, and so on.
7. Above all else, RESPECT THY GM.
8. Stupid nations.

If you break the rules, I shoot a nuke at your capital. If you do it twice, I shoot a meteor. If you break them a third time, your nation splits off of the Earth and gets hurtled into the sun. Same applies to inactive people (turn = penalty).

I reserve the right to do any of the above (and then some) or ignore any of my rules.

Spoiler map :
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Choose any country. That's your geopolitcal border. You can then do anything you want with that country. For example, you could pick the US and make it the CSA, turn Japan into Equestria, or even make the UK speak American. Keep in mind that the year is 10101.

Money is in
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. Your income is number of provinces you have squared. This means Andorra has 1
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, the Congo has 100
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, and Brazil has 4096
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. This is done to represent reality in the closest possible way, something I have noticed almost every IOT has shied away from. The notable exceptions are games made by METY.

You can build 1 infra per turn for every 100 you make. They only cost 10, though. Each infra counts as one province.

Diplomay

There are three categories of units. Each works in a rock-paper-scissors thing. I won't bore you with the details on how it works, but I can assure you it is the most complex and intuitive combat system ever devised. To hint at its complexity, it makes Dwarf Fortress look like Dwarfs!?

Ground
Jedi Knight - 200
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Motorcycle lancer - 300
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Enuf Dakka Array - 400
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Sea
James Bond speedboat - 400
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amphibious T-Rex - 600
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Submarimon - 800
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Air
Pegasus guard - 400
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robot zombie ninja pirate dragon - 600
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Steampunk zeppelin - 800
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In addition, to ensure no nation is left out of the fighting, there are three low cost units which anyone can buy. These are in the ground-sea-air order.

filth-encrusted peasant spearman - 1
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Sea Pony - 2
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coyote on an ACME rocket - 5
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Lastly, there are three super units, again one for each category and in the same order as before.
Dalek - 50000
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clone of Chuck Norris in SCUBA gear - 75000
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Storm Crow - 100000
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To ensure NPCs are not quickly overtaken by players, they will all start out allied to each other and Neutralia (aka Russia), which is the country I will be playing as. This is to ensure each and every player will be able to experience the war mechanics, no matter how good at diplomacy they may be.
 
No powergaming. By definition, powergaming is creating any country Math made first.
:lmao:

This could very well turn out to be the greatest IOT ever devised. Unfortunately I'm overbooked at present, but I shall provide passing commentary as I see fit.
 
The United States is now the Byzantine Republic of America ruled by King George I of Dutch Manchurian Greece. Queen Isabella III of the Protestant Theocratic Spanish Empire is his wife.
 
Joining as the Methamalus Empire (Turkey).
 
I claim Scotland...

AA make it a country!
 
Scotland has declared its independence from the UK again. This marks the eighth time in the past century. Will you, Glorious Robert, build a Scotland that will stand the test of time?
 
I'll build a Scotland like Salmond never could!
 
The Holy British Commonwealth of Britannia will be following a system inspired by Oliver Cromwell. We will seek a divine path in the name of Cromwell!

The ruler will be Grand Protector Bowen Wilson. The chief advisor will be Ami Smith, the Chancellor will be Avon Cooper, the chief diplomat will be Zac Lynn and the head of the military will be Conway Holt. The head of religious affairs will be Henry Toller. The House of Commons and the House of Lords are currently closed. The British Monarchy was disbanded with the founding of the Holy Commonwealth.
 
I join as the Papal States
 
Joining as China.
 
The Papal States:

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Language: Latin
Ethnicity: Italian
State Religion: Catholic Christianity

Note: The Pope is official leader of all Catholics in the world. So all Catholic Churches are subjugated in the laws of the Pope.

Goverment: Ecclesiocracy

The Cardinals elect the Pope, who rules as an absolute monarch. The Pope appoints the members of the Senate, a council that advises the Pope.

Politics: Theocratic Beaureacracy
Population: 13,000

Note: The population is divided into castes.

Farmers:

The Farmers are the first cast. The Pope grands them farms in the border of the Papal states, and they have to protect the Papal states from invasions.

Citizens:

The citizens are traders, teachers and mainly live in the city.

Priests:

The priests can become leaders of the Papal states . They are paid by the state.
 
Serene Ponydom of Indiastan signing on.
 
I will be Francj!
 
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