Core Imposter
Felon
- Joined
- May 13, 2011
- Messages
- 5,476
John, damn you to hell!
"No, no, Coop, its not what you think."
The hell it ain't, you bland faced communist swineherd.
"Seriously, there is no call for that. Lets think it through. First of all, we have a bigger problem than the election coming up in four months."
Hows that?
"Its the debt. The goose is cooked. Bernanke all but came out and told me the only option ahead is to inflate as much of it away as possible. Otherwise, things can get out of control."
By God if you start inflating it will well and truely get out of control. You can't control inflation!
"Calm down. Its gonna be bad either way and that is the point. We need to get a handle on this whatever the cost. Here is the deal. Obama has got to go."
Amen Brother Roberts!
"If we strike the Affordable Act down it gins up the looney left, makes Obama a sympathetic figure. The guy that tried to help. Our base is sated and you and I know that no one is going to want to move a muscle to get out and vote for Romney.
Thats the God's truth.
If we uphold it, on the other hand, Obama loses that edge. Frankly, his own party is sick of him. They will take the free ponies and throw the dead horse out of the bus. On our side, well, Walter Mitty Romneyfeller suddenly looks like John Wayne and Ronald Reagan's love child.
Oh no not the gay thing again!
Oh for goodness....focus Coop. Lets say Reagan-Thatcher and don't interupt me again. The point is this is the best way to turn out the vote on our side and suppress theirs.
But we got that voter ID thing right, and.....
A slap rings out, followed by a sniffle.
The problem was the commerce clause mandate thing. We can't let that through. So, I just did a little sleight of hand and labeled it a tax, and labeled Obama the author of the biggest tax increase in the history of the world.
That was my line. Everyone steals my line....
And Obama was already the biggest spender in the history of government. So, he goes down and then when things go to hell we can blame Obama for it.
Yeah, we got presidents. He blamed Bush for everything.
That would be precedence Mister Cooper.
Confused silence.
Anyway, in addition, between the taxing and spending and death panels, we also have Black Panthers, Eric Holder, and Anthony Weiner's underwear. We spooked Obama into playing the imperial Dream Act card, and we got him to piss off the blacks with the gay marriage thing. All of which he did because he needed to shore up his base with ObamaCare going down. Now his base knows they ain't no more blood in that turnip. They talk about Hillary all the time.
I see a lot of thought went into this.
There is more. Would you like to be a blue dawg democrat running this cycle after voting for the largest tax increase in galatic history?
Thems dead Tom turkeys, but they warn't many left after glorious 2010.
Soon there will be none.
All thats good, but what if he steals this election.
I wouldn't worry about it. I didn't come up with this alone. Seems Dick Cheney ain't quite so sick after all. He and Karl are running some contingencies.
Karl Rove's on it?
A confident nod.
A dopey grin.
God will provide, but.....
If you have faith as a mustard seed you can move mountains Cooper. Oh, I know, there are unknown unknows lurking out there, but now that we swung one their way, just remember, I am still the swing vote when I need to be. We got the majority of the governors, including Florida again. And if all else fails we got a final ace in the hole.
You were doing good till you started talking poker.
Roberts leans forward, and with a whisper,
Dan Issa has got a hold of a couple of those AK47s. Fast and furious ones.
A moment of silence.
Without blood there is no remission of sins. All hail the Chief Justice of the Supreme Court of the Republic of the United States of America. John, I owe you an apology. But right now, I got to go. I got stocks to short and American eagles to polish.
Okay, but Coop, I got to ask, Clarence Thomas thinks, or, eh, worries a bit. You aren't related to Anderson Cooper are you?
No, not really, he may or may not be my second cousin's son, but that don't mean squat. John Edward was our senator you know. And those rumors, completley false. I swear I don't shower with kids. I just like to mentor mentally challenged kids, honest. I mean, have you heard Anderson giggle like a little girl? Repulsive. No connection of any sort. I swear it.
Okay, I'll pass it along, with the check.
The two men light cigars and walk away in opposite directions.
We got you now.
/ObamaHood
"No, no, Coop, its not what you think."
The hell it ain't, you bland faced communist swineherd.
"Seriously, there is no call for that. Lets think it through. First of all, we have a bigger problem than the election coming up in four months."
Hows that?
"Its the debt. The goose is cooked. Bernanke all but came out and told me the only option ahead is to inflate as much of it away as possible. Otherwise, things can get out of control."
By God if you start inflating it will well and truely get out of control. You can't control inflation!
"Calm down. Its gonna be bad either way and that is the point. We need to get a handle on this whatever the cost. Here is the deal. Obama has got to go."
Amen Brother Roberts!
"If we strike the Affordable Act down it gins up the looney left, makes Obama a sympathetic figure. The guy that tried to help. Our base is sated and you and I know that no one is going to want to move a muscle to get out and vote for Romney.
Thats the God's truth.
If we uphold it, on the other hand, Obama loses that edge. Frankly, his own party is sick of him. They will take the free ponies and throw the dead horse out of the bus. On our side, well, Walter Mitty Romneyfeller suddenly looks like John Wayne and Ronald Reagan's love child.
Oh no not the gay thing again!
Oh for goodness....focus Coop. Lets say Reagan-Thatcher and don't interupt me again. The point is this is the best way to turn out the vote on our side and suppress theirs.
But we got that voter ID thing right, and.....
A slap rings out, followed by a sniffle.
The problem was the commerce clause mandate thing. We can't let that through. So, I just did a little sleight of hand and labeled it a tax, and labeled Obama the author of the biggest tax increase in the history of the world.
That was my line. Everyone steals my line....
And Obama was already the biggest spender in the history of government. So, he goes down and then when things go to hell we can blame Obama for it.
Yeah, we got presidents. He blamed Bush for everything.
That would be precedence Mister Cooper.
Confused silence.
Anyway, in addition, between the taxing and spending and death panels, we also have Black Panthers, Eric Holder, and Anthony Weiner's underwear. We spooked Obama into playing the imperial Dream Act card, and we got him to piss off the blacks with the gay marriage thing. All of which he did because he needed to shore up his base with ObamaCare going down. Now his base knows they ain't no more blood in that turnip. They talk about Hillary all the time.
I see a lot of thought went into this.
There is more. Would you like to be a blue dawg democrat running this cycle after voting for the largest tax increase in galatic history?
Thems dead Tom turkeys, but they warn't many left after glorious 2010.
Soon there will be none.
All thats good, but what if he steals this election.
I wouldn't worry about it. I didn't come up with this alone. Seems Dick Cheney ain't quite so sick after all. He and Karl are running some contingencies.
Karl Rove's on it?
A confident nod.
A dopey grin.
God will provide, but.....
If you have faith as a mustard seed you can move mountains Cooper. Oh, I know, there are unknown unknows lurking out there, but now that we swung one their way, just remember, I am still the swing vote when I need to be. We got the majority of the governors, including Florida again. And if all else fails we got a final ace in the hole.
You were doing good till you started talking poker.
Roberts leans forward, and with a whisper,
Dan Issa has got a hold of a couple of those AK47s. Fast and furious ones.
A moment of silence.
Without blood there is no remission of sins. All hail the Chief Justice of the Supreme Court of the Republic of the United States of America. John, I owe you an apology. But right now, I got to go. I got stocks to short and American eagles to polish.
Okay, but Coop, I got to ask, Clarence Thomas thinks, or, eh, worries a bit. You aren't related to Anderson Cooper are you?
No, not really, he may or may not be my second cousin's son, but that don't mean squat. John Edward was our senator you know. And those rumors, completley false. I swear I don't shower with kids. I just like to mentor mentally challenged kids, honest. I mean, have you heard Anderson giggle like a little girl? Repulsive. No connection of any sort. I swear it.
Okay, I'll pass it along, with the check.
The two men light cigars and walk away in opposite directions.
We got you now.
/ObamaHood
